“Sit your $5 a– down before I make change,” Nino Brown says in New Jack City to his partner Gee Money. Ouch. “What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard,” Principal Max Anderson says to young Billy Madison in the 1995 comedy. “Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.” Double ouch.
YouTuber Harry Hanrahan has collected 10 minutes worth of NSFW movie insults in his “The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time” clip. It features scenes from Star Wars, Scarface, The Wizard of Oz, Three Amigos! and 48 Hours, among others. You can watch it after the jump.
We know he missed a lot. So tell us, what are some of your favorite movie insults of all time?
Some commenter earlier today JUST said something along the lines of the Billy Madison quote. “You are awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.”
Let’s stay in the Sandler Zone:
“I eat pieces of s— like you for breakfast!”
(feel free to jump in anyone.)
You eat pieces of shi$ for breakfast?
jj11 wins!
“You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?”
I was too slow
The price is wrong bitch!
How about this one from Bridget Jones’ Diary:
“Careful, You Ham-fisted C*NT!!”
Epic video!
Posts like this bgrhietn up my day. Thanks for taking the time.
Haha, I just watched this on another site. TERRIFIC.
I am so glad they put the “inanimate object” quote from In Bruges.
Me too; that movie is awesome and damn if that line isn’t great.
I liked this collection. I’m sure I’ll come up with some later on that were missed, but none come to mind immediately.
these were great, but where was the insult scene from Hook? “I’ll tell you what a paramecium is! That’s the paramecium! It’s a one-celled critter with no brain, that can’t fly! Don’t mess with me man, I’m a lawyer! “
I was just going to write the same thing!
YES!! Where was that scene?!?
yes! with my personal favorite: “Substitute chemistry teacher!”
near-sighted gynecologist
That had some great insults.
I was TOTALLY waiting for that! So disappointed it didn’t make it.
Best one from Hook: “You rude, crude, lewd sack of pre-chewed food dude!”
I was waiting for that Monty Python line, and happily I was not disappointed! Also, this has given me some new movies to look up, because whatever that British movie was with the “you are an F star star C*NT” is getting promptly googled. That line was hilarious.
It is called “In the Loop” and it has lots of very creative cursing.
There were so many brilliant insults by that actor in that movie…I don’t even think the ones they included were the best 2!
Yes, I was getting worried that my favorite had been left off.
Awesome.
Though I would have loved to see “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
That’s classic. And so useful in real life.
Haha, I am so glad they included the ones from Monty Python & the Holy Grail. I kept thinking of that throughout the video since me and my siblings used to say that to each other.
I fart in your general direction…good stuff.
I’m at work, and I can’t watch the video…did they include “up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!” from All I Wanna Do?
No! I totally forgot that one. Ah, a missed opportunity.
For the random fandom quote, I’d have liked to see “You’re a filthy Mudblood!” now that I think on it. Just because, out of context, it would be even funnier.
YES!!! It’s really foul language one doesn’t hear in typical conversations, lol!
Whenever a staffer calls me from my library, my cell phone ringer responds: “MR. IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP, I’M GOING TO KICK 100% OF YOUR A*S!”- Brad Hamilton, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Yes! I never fail to fist pump when I watch that scene.
It’s totally missing the great insult from 9 to 5: “You’re a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.”
One of my all time favs. Agreed!
Bingo!
Quite comprehensive…
One notable miss:
Hook – Name calling scene between Peter and Rufio. Classic stuff.
Seconded!
You’re terrible Muriel. Where are you?
A couple more:
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
“So whose fault is it, really, that you’ve ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?”