Archive: June 2010 (21-30 of 584)

Jun 30 2010 11:00 AM ET

'Big Brother': Watch the first cast video...if you dare!

We’ve got our first look at the Big Brother 12 contestants courtesy of a video that you can watch below and — shocker! — they appear to be another collection of self-obsessed type-A egomaniacs. And guess what? We wouldn’t have it any other way! “The magic is always in the casting,” announces host Julie Chen at the start of the clip. You could easily substitute “tragic” for “magic”, but you get the point. Sure enough, two different contestants (Rachel, Brendon) use the word “boobs” in their brief comments, while Kristen promises to do “close to anything” to win, “reeeeeeeally close to anything.” (Naturally.) Meanwhile, Andrew talks about the difficulty of being a “practicing Jew” in the house, while Ragan promises that “I will use my gayness” — whatever that means. (There’s also a bisexual in the cast, Annie.) And our award for most annoying first impression — in a landslide — goes to Matt, who painfully strikes many idiotic poses, all of which involve heavy metal hand gestures and a cheesed-out scowl.

Soooooo, who are you already loving and loathing? Check out the Meet the Cast video below and let us know! And for other reality ramblings, follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss.

Jun 30 2010 11:00 AM ET

Most Satisfying 'Wipeout' of the Week: Renaissance Man

A lady won ABC’s Wipeout last night! Not just a lady, but “New Mom,” because everyone on Wipeout needs a memorable-for-44-minutes moniker that viewers can latch onto and real names are irrelevant on game shows in which objects repeatedly fly at one’s nose. Whoa, I just realized that what this show is missing is Amber from Clueless on the sidelines, just bitching the whole time about the big balls.

This week’s Most Satisfying Wipeout, a prestigious honor right up there with Dancing With the Stars‘ MVG (most valuable gem), goes to “Renaissance Man,” a Shakespeare-quoting buffoon who kept screaming things like “House of Capulet!!!!!!” out of context. Hey, I guess we do know his real name. Renaissance Man had a special knack for “propeller legs” a la Luigi in Super Mario Bros. 2. He will barely be missed.

To be or not to be on board with Wipeout, P-dubs? That is the question.

Read more:
Last week’s Most Satisfying Wipeout: The Fierce Dragon
‘Wipeout’: Host Jill Wagner talks spills, big red balls

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Jun 30 2010 10:41 AM ET

We love that Dolly Parton still looks like this...

While scouring the Late Show website for my first glimpse of how USA soccer star Landon Donovan looks draped in biz-cazh instead of nylon-mesh, I came across another of last night’s interviews: Dolly Parton, who became thoroughly turned on by Dave during a discussion of Johnny Cash’s sex appeal and then squealed “Yay!”

Look at Dolly Parton’s outfit! Look at her hair! Slezak and I were just discussing how, despite the extreme and blissfully anachronistic nature of Dolly Parton’s hair and fashion, they barely faze us because she is Dolly Parton. Of course this is how Dolly Parton looks on a talk show in 2010. Don’t be ridiculous. Dolly and Donovan are embedded after the jump.
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Jun 30 2010 10:00 AM ET

Louis C.K.'s new comedy has us singing 'Louie,' louie

LOUIEImage Credit: Eric Leibowitz/FXI saw Louis C.K. live last summer, and he was third or fourth on a really raunchy bill. The openers were just okay, and everyone in the packed house was drunk, sweaty, and restless, having veered from it’s-dirty-and-I’m-laughing to it’s-dirty-and-I’m-uncomfortable. And then Louis C.K. took the stage and in an instant the entire audience was enraptured. The boozy mumbling hushed, the sagging energy rebounded, and we were all transfixed. If the early episodes of Louie don’t quite reach those levels of total enchantment, it’s only because C.K. is just building a rhythm…I think.

Last night’s episodes of Louie, the stand-up comedian’s latest foray into episodic television, were almost relentlessly bleak and could have driven me into a total tailspin — if they weren’t so nakedly hilarious, this would be up there with Breaking Bad on the gutpunch-o-meter. But it was hilarious, and like C.K.’s stand-up act itself, it veered from stunningly candid and honest to goofily surreal what-if kind of material.
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Jun 30 2010 10:00 AM ET

'Glee' star Jayma Mays talks John Stamos, Smurfs, and her plan to defeat Peter Facinelli and Joan Cusack in an online cookie sale for charity

Categories: Glee, Movies, Television

Jayma-Mays-as-Emma-Image Credit: Patrick Ecclesine/FoxAsk Jayma Mays about John Stamos playing Emma’s dentist/love interest in Glee‘s upcoming second season and she turns as giddy as we were when we first heard the news. We caught up with Mays yesterday to chat about Stamos, the Smurfs movie she just wrapped last week opposite Neil Patrick Harris, and Cookies for Kids’ Cancer, a charity for which she’s helping to raise awareness and funds. (So Emma, right?)

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Let’s talk about John Stamos, because that would excite me to no end.
JAYMA MAYS: [Sings "Ah" as though heaven's gates have just opened] Ohmygosh, I was so excited when I found out. I feel like I’m actually the last person to know these things. [Laughs] I found out via a text. Someone was like, “Uncle Jesse?” And I was like, “Sorry, I don’t know what that means.” I was actually working on Smurfs at the time, so I got really excited because I’m like, I am living my 10-year-old fantasy. I was kissing Doogie Howser one minute, and then I found out that I’m going to kiss Uncle Jesse the next. I just need Punky Brewster to be my best friend now, and my childhood fantasy will be complete. I’m really, really, really excited. I think he’s amazing. What a wonderful addition to the cast. READ FULL STORY »

Jun 30 2010 09:38 AM ET

'The Bachelor': Vienna (AKA the pot) calls Jake (AKA the kettle) 'liar,' 'fame whore'

bachelor-jake-viennaImage Credit: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic.comABC is teasing a contentious new interview with The Bachelor exes Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, their first since they ended their engagement. It’s an “intense verbal confrontation” that ends in tears, according to a press release from the network. Is there any shred of hope left for these lovebirds? While Jake and Vienna “acknowledge the love they felt was real,” let’s just say they are definitely not feeling it anymore. So tragic.

But my favorite part of the press release is this gem. During “a nasty game of he-said, she-said,” evidently, “Vienna calls Jake ‘a liar’ and ‘a fame whore.’” Free advice for next time, Vienna: If fame-whoring is a turn-off for you, maybe don’t look for love on a reality television show. And maybe don’t engage in a full-fledged media tour to dish the details of your breakup.

The interview with Bachelor host Chris Harrison airs July 5 as part of The Bachelorette on ABC. Will you tune in? Regardless of your answer, do take our very important poll!

Jun 30 2010 08:30 AM ET

'Rango': A peek behind the scenes of Johnny Depp's epic lizard western

rangoImage Credit: Paramount PicturesThe first proper trailer for the CG-animated film Rango was unleashed yesterday (and embedded below), and despite its peyote-infused imagery, it made a hell of a lot more sense than the wind-up goldfish teaser that popped up a few weeks ago. But what if you wanted a bit more dirt about this Gore Verbinski-directed, Johnny Depp-starring lizard western? Luckily, Verbinski invited a posse of reporters to his Blind Wink offices on the Universal Studios lot, where we checked out some of the artwork and character designs for the film (scheduled to release next March), and got an early glimpse of a couple of scenes.

But first, Verbinski cleared up some plot details. Rango (Depp) is a pet chameleon who lives in a terrarium. “He’s a thespian in search of an audience,” says Verbinski. “He’s made friends with the inanimate objects in his terrarium — he calls them all by name. And when we meet him, he’s in the process of putting on a play with the various objects.” Verbinski then alluded to Roadkill, an armadillo voiced by Alfred Molina: “Roadkill’s run over as part of the origin of Rango’s demise, where his terrarium is thrust from his car, and he ends up in the desert.” READ FULL STORY »

Jun 30 2010 02:34 AM ET

'Deadliest Catch' recap: News of Phil's stroke reaches the fleet

deadliest-catchImage Credit: Discovery ChannelWatching these final hours of Deadliest Catch‘s sixth season will require a weekly gut check. But if last night’s episode was any indication, it’ll be worth it. For every image that knocks the wind out of you — like the ones of Capt. Phil lying in the ER of the St. Paul Island clinic, then being loaded on a flight to Anchorage so he could start receiving the proper medical treatment he’d been without for at least five hours after his massive stroke — there’s one that fills you with so much emotion that you want to tell people who make the blanket statement “I hate reality TV” that they are absolute idiots. READ FULL STORY »

Jun 30 2010 01:05 AM ET

'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Failure is the only option

Hells-Kitchen-fireImage Credit: Patrick Wymore/FoxI imagine it would be interesting to be the sound editor on Hell’s Kitchen. No matter what you do, the showrunner’s instructions are always: Louder! More dramatic! I don’t care if it’s just overcooked duck, I want the background music to sound like the theme from Speed! Even the most mundane comments are spiced up with crazy sound effects. “The chicken’s cold.” Explosion! “Hm, it’s mild.” Laser blast! “The scallops will take about two to four more minutes.” Triple car crash and a man’s scream!

They don’t manufacture drama anywhere else quite like they do on Hell’s Kitchen, and tonight’s two hours of failure, expletives, and more failure was no exception. READ FULL STORY »

Jun 30 2010 12:30 AM ET

'Paranormal Activity 2' trailer: a dog, a baby, and a bump in the night. Oh, man...

A baby in a crib. That same scary noise. A dog. Hanging cookware swaying in a fancy kitchen. The shadow of what looks like demon Katie from Paranormal Activity. Oh man, why did I watch this Paranormal Activity 2 trailer before going to bed? I’m now freaked out. What is going on with this sequel, other than tapping into my primal fear of children in peril? Not sure I can handle this one. Can you? Take a look (after the jump) and weigh in. READ FULL STORY »

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