Let's just buy Star Jones this George IV rectangular tray in sterling silver with handles already

Star-Jones-platterImage Credit: Anthony G. Moore/PR PhotosA tipster wrote in with this breaking scoop: Star Jones and Al Reynolds are still registered at Tiffany & Co. for their 2004 wedding. The George IV rectangular tray in sterling silver with handles is one of only four items left to purchase. Back in September 2004 it was only $10,400, but today it’s $16,000!

It is probably worth a little more now that I’ve finished typing that!

We here at PopWatch Gumshoes, Inc. suspect that Star is still holding out for this wedding gift. If she leaves the registry up JUST ONE MORE DAY, someone will eventually hand her her dream of a silver platter, possibly atop another silver platter, which would look a lot more fabulous and intricate than the pictured one but would not cost $16,000. She probably keeps the registry open in a tab and refreshes it every morning. Well, I for one can’t stand to see Star Jones suffer like this and think we should all chip in. Just a few pennies! It’s the least we can do.

Donations can be mailed to Annie Barrett c/o Entertainment Weekly, Never Never Land

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Comments (8 total) Add your comment
  • Zach

    Oh, Annie, we do miss you during the DWTS off-months.

    • Jessica

      she is still hot and flingfriendfinder

  • malcontent

    Star, honey, boobala…let it go already.

  • IAMSOBZ

    The registry lasted a lot longer than the “marriage.”

  • Slugo

    Just think how many twinkies she could put on that!

  • Brittany

    I enjoy that you found a topic that fits both the “things that are classy” and “things that make me die inside” categories. Well done.

  • Ellie

    I think my favorite things about this article were the tags. “Things that make me die inside”? :D

  • Shannon

    I had no idea you had to close your registry…I wonder if my registry at Target is still open?

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