Today in Mixed Signals: Megan Fox gets engaged, makes out with herself, gets a tattoo for Mickey Rourke

Recent events have led the PopWatch detective to conclude that famous actress “Megan Fox” is actually a set of identical triplets, and that all three are currently caught in a battle to one-up the others with attention-getting publicity stunts. Megan #1 (a.k.a. Domestic Megan) just got re-engaged to Brian Austin Green. Megan #2 (Wild Megan) claims to have gotten a new tattoo in honor of Mickey Rourke. (Another Shelf Life literary mystery solved!) Finally, Megan #3 (Deconstructive Megan) is on the cover of Interview magazine making out with a nude mannequin of herself. We’re confused, too.

Putting aside the Triplet Theory for a second, the media circus may have a purpose: Fox is appearing in this weekend’s Jonah Hex, the Josh Brolin-headlined comic book western. Her role is apparently pretty small – she filmed all her scenes in less than a week – but it’ll be interesting to see how the movie plays with audiences. A few scenes from Hex have been released online, but only one shows Fox, and it’s hard to tell at what level of over-the-top she’s playing her frontier damsel.

PopWatchers, will you see Jonah Hex? Would you rather spend 90 minutes watching Megan Fox blankly caress her mannequin-self? Am I the only one who thought that Fox was legitimately frightening in Jennifer’s Body? Will our world have any hope for survival when the army of Megan Fox mannequins attacks from space?

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  • Bryony

    I probably will see Jonah Hex for Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Michael Fassbender, and Will Arnett. But not for Megan Fox.
    I hate how people are saying they will not watch it because Megan is in it. Megan does not even have a large role in the film!

    • thin

      Nailed it in the first comment. I don’t care about her one way or the other; I’m interested in the rest of the movie.

  • stink

    not everything she does is attention-getting publicity stunt, its you the media that make a big deal about everything, she is just living

    i don’t think anyone will see Hex, it looks mediocre at best, the studio is basically dumping movie

  • Madd

    Please stop reporting on her…from her interviews she sounds extremely immature and possibly a pathological lier. I love Malkovich, Brolin, and Arnett, but I really have no interest in Jonah Hex.

    • JC

      Its spelled “Liar”, I bet Megan Fox could have spell that

      • mac

        I bet Megan could also have used the proper tense of the verb “spelled”.

      • mac

        Oh, and liar shouldn’t be cpitalized.

      • mac

        “cpitalized” ha ha see what I did there. Making grammatical mistakes while correcting other’s grammar is cool and soesn’t at all make you a douchebag.

      • mac

        “soesn’t” see I could do it all day. Or, perhaps we could all realize that this isn’t a writing competition and mistakes happen.

      • JC

        LOL yeah

  • Bryony

    When Megan started out in Transformers several years ago, everyone loved her. A few years later, she is the most hated celebrity.
    I think sooner or later, she will disappear. She doesn’t have any more movies after Jonah Hex.
    It also seems like Jonah Hex is getting bad reviews only because of Megan.

    • Pine

      How could a movie get bad reviews only because of Megan. She’s only in it for like 8 minutes. The movie sux because it sux.

      And if must know Megan got to film coming out next year. Drama Flick with Mickey Rourke and Bill Murry and The Crossing.

  • Erin

    She got a tatoo, made sure it was photographed, then claims it’s in honour of an actor she probably will never have connact with again, it was simply another lie to gain press for her film.

    • Ceballos

      No kidding about the tattoo…

      She got it “in honor of Mickey Rourke.” This chick seems like she gets a tattoo in honor of Wednesday. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that – it’s just that claiming it was for Rourke seems like another conscious effort to get attention…and it keeps working!)

  • JC

    U guys are so Jealous, Why hate on Megan Fox , I guess the haters are fat and unemployed

    • TL

      It think it is very weird for you to get so defensive about what people say about Megan Fox. It’s almost as if you feel personally attacked when people say negative things about her and then is just bizarre.

  • D’s Advocate

    Heck, if I got a tattoo, I’d get it in honor of Mickey Rourke.

  • Dania

    Megan said she got a tattoo in honor of actor Mickey Rourke?! Dear God! Okay should I get one because I work with my friend? Grow up Megan-who does that? Josh, John & Will Arnett are fine actors..the strength of this movie is on them especially Josh Brolin. Glad that Megan is getting married, let her focus on something else other than talking! This girl is such a bad actress that at this point I’m rooting for Lindsay Lohan’s comeback(at least she’s talented & can act her ass off.) If men would stop drooling over this make-up queen with her routine lip-injections then we won’t have to be bombarded with her. God I miss Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron & Natalie Portman when their not on the big screen.

  • JJ

    Three scary remedies: 1)Hollywood will replace Megan Fox soon with yet another untalented white girl also with a baby voice who thinks she’s Meryl Streep.(hey Michael Bad did) 2)Megan will surprise us in a few months and speak intelligently & seriously, take acting & voice lessons and become a bona fide actress sans the cosmetic surgery. 3)Hollywood will file for Bankruptcy from all the movies that La Ladies Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston & guy Ashton Kutcher(he’s worse than all three) starred in & reinvent itself with REAL TALENTED ACTORS who look terrific.

  • JJ

    Three scary remedies: 1)Hollywood will replace Megan Fox soon with yet another untalented white girl also with a baby voice who thinks she’s Meryl Streep.(hey Michael Bay did) 2)Megan will surprise us in a few months and speak intelligently & seriously, take acting & voice lessons and become a bona fide actress sans the cosmetic surgery. 3)Hollywood will file for Bankruptcy from all the movies that La Ladies Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston & guy Ashton Kutcher(he’s worse than all three) starred in & reinvent itself with REAL TALENTED ACTORS who look terrific.

  • Jake

    I just love how most people here continue to bash Fox for being who she is…which is someone who has morals. You guys ever saw her flash her goods to the paparazzi or make a sex tape. Nope. Nada. Zilch. I don’t like Fox, but why are we talking about her so much? Is it that we all secretly want to be her and be with her….all at the same time. Wow!

  • Keep Trying until The Fat Lady Sings! Well She Sang

    Put Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchette & Angelina Jolie in every movie then we’re guranteed a box office hit or at least great acting. Megan, it’s never too late to admit that acting isn’t for you. Stick with modelling or become a reporter..this way you can still be pretty and use surgery to maintain your looks.

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