Whitesnake wine: My lonely street of dreams just got boozier

white-snake-wineAfter budgeting myself this week, I have found an additional $29.95 to spend. Should I buy more food for the week? A new t-shirt? A copy of both Bill & Ted movies to cheer Keanu up?

No, silly. I’m going to buy a bottle of wine sold by a 1980s metal band. Sadly, not Poison. (But if Bret Michaels‘ band does ever release a potent potable, I strongly suggest they find a different name.) It looks like Whitesnake has decided to dabble in the refine and release The Whitesnake Zinfandel 2008, a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness” made to “complement any & all grown-up friskiness & hot tub jollies…”

Based on that description, I’m not totally convinced that this isn’t just corked hot tub water, but I’m willing to give it a try. I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in my own jacuzzi, surrounded by PopWatch groupies and Brian Krause. Translation: I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in a karaoke room, surrounded by fellow PopWatchers singing “Here I Go Again.” Translation: I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in my studio apartment, surrounded by my cat watching me sing “Here I Go Again”…on my own.

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Comments (11 total) Add your comment
  • Madd

    Wine and pop culture, my two favorite things in the world.

  • Barbara

    Does it go with mac and cheese?

  • LOL

    Is it as bad as their music?

    • Anon

      Surprised Tawny wasn’t one of the descriptive adjectives.

  • Glory

    I’m waiting for the Color Me Badd flavored malt beverages.

    • Amanda

      That is awesome.

  • jennrae

    Kate Ward is hilarious.

  • Winona

    I doubt most of their fans drink $30 wine. (And yes, I do like their music.)

  • RK

    I might buy this, in the still of the night.

  • Dinana

    Kate, I love your fantasy life vs. real life. Looking forward to your cats reports…:)

  • steve

    the best guilty pleasure just got better!!!

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