After budgeting myself this week, I have found an additional $29.95 to spend. Should I buy more food for the week? A new t-shirt? A copy of both Bill & Ted movies to cheer Keanu up?
No, silly. I’m going to buy a bottle of wine sold by a 1980s metal band. Sadly, not Poison. (But if Bret Michaels‘ band does ever release a potent potable, I strongly suggest they find a different name.) It looks like Whitesnake has decided to dabble in the refine and release The Whitesnake Zinfandel 2008, a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness” made to “complement any & all grown-up friskiness & hot tub jollies…”
Based on that description, I’m not totally convinced that this isn’t just corked hot tub water, but I’m willing to give it a try. I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in my own jacuzzi, surrounded by PopWatch groupies and Brian Krause. Translation: I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in a karaoke room, surrounded by fellow PopWatchers singing “Here I Go Again.” Translation: I’ll let you know how it is after I swig it in my studio apartment, surrounded by my cat watching me sing “Here I Go Again”…on my own.
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Wine and pop culture, my two favorite things in the world.
Does it go with mac and cheese?
Is it as bad as their music?
Surprised Tawny wasn’t one of the descriptive adjectives.
I’m waiting for the Color Me Badd flavored malt beverages.
That is awesome.
Kate Ward is hilarious.
I doubt most of their fans drink $30 wine. (And yes, I do like their music.)
I might buy this, in the still of the night.
Kate, I love your fantasy life vs. real life. Looking forward to your cats reports…:)
the best guilty pleasure just got better!!!