The fact that Katy Perry doesn’t approve of Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video is rather rich and creamy coming from someone who shoots whipped cream out of her bra at the end of the teaser for her own “California Gurls” video. Blasphemy and sexualité are certainly different things, but the concept of bra-as-weapon is something these divas share. They must fight to the death in a Lunchtime Poll!
Guns might seem more deadly, but milk has claimed a lot of lives, too. By July 2010, 80 percent of all Americans aware of Katy Perry will become lactose intolerant. I just made that up! But this is definitely true: You can’t trip on bullets if they’re never fired. Really turn all of this over in your head and swish it up a bit in your mouth before placing your vote.
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Blasphemy is different from overt sexuality.
Katy Perry needs to take a good look in the mirror before tweeting about others.
Remember Bette Midler’s song, “OTTO TITSLING” from Beaches? “Do you prefer a Titsling…. or do you prefer a Brassiere???!”
Katy Perry’s comment about blasphemy had nothing to do with bras. This poll is irrelevant.
I never said the two were connected, it was just an extra bit of info in case people hadn’t seen Wednesday’s Music Mix post. Most of our polls are irrelevant. Welcome!
Yes! Keep the nonsensical lunchtime polls coming, Annie. They’re the perfect midday break from the monotony of my office life.
Seriously, did you think it would be a serious article when you saw the Heathers picture?
But please, Annie, keep the polls coming. They’re something to look forward to when work is boring. And they make me start quoting Heathers.
Thats milk being shot out of katy’s bra?…I thought it was supposed to represent ejaculate…you know…’melt your popsicle’….or maybe my mind is just far dirtier than anyone elses….but if katy’s bra is doing what I think its doing then hers is more dangerous….Gaga’s isn’t shooting anything
I think any dirty interpretation of a woman shooting white stuff out of bra cannons is to be expected.
Well, in this case, Katy’s bra could impregnate you or give you some sort of STD. That’s pretty damn dangerous.
There is only one way to resolve this. Two words: Mud Wrestling!
An insightful, important poll that should reveal some truly important journalistic findings… they should both lose the bras already and get a room so Gaga can lay the pipe
I get the tongue-in-cheek vibe you’re going for, Annie, but it doesn’t make any sense to start on Katy as being somewhat hypocritical when her comment had nothing to do with the bra section or sexuality of the video at all. Not a very professional article.
It seems to me that Katy’s tweet was more about how easy it was to use religion in a sexual way to create “controversy”. She’s correct that it’s trite and as overused as fart jokes.
So Katy is dissing Gaga for blasphemy of religious icons when Katy got her own name by poking light at homosexuals/bicuriosity? Yeah, she’s a hypocrite.
Homosexuality and religious icons have nothing to do with one another.
I wish they all could be California Gurls. But Gaga doesn’t make the cut, she’s just foogly.
Besides, this argument is completely irrelevant. The FemBots had the deadliest bras.
“Women of their caliber are hard to find.—No, not even a titter? Tough room.”
Are we talking about the strength of the weapon or how deadly are the things the bra is supporting. Cause if the latter is the question Perry wins! Those things are always falling out and are bound to put an eye out.
The better poll question should have been which bra was sexier. The question of deadlier, even Annie states a gun is deadleir than shooting whip cream, that seems like a loaded question to Poll!!!!!!
Neither bra in the poll is as dangerous as the one Sue Sylvester wore on “Glee.” I think she poked a few kids’ eyes out with it as she walked through the hallways!
LMFAO. ahh, that was hilarious.