My fearless predictions as of now (and having read no spoilers) for the final three: Chris L., Frank, and Roberto, with Kirk as a possible wild-card. It’s possible I’m letting my own love for Chris L. color that pick, but Ali really did light up as they talked about oysters and something called Flip Cup that I have now learned too much about via Google search. (It’s exactly like you think.) My other predictions: Justin will stick around longer than he would have otherwise, thanks not as much to his limp up the hill (which you’ve known about all week if you saw any promos) to visit Ali, but because the Bachelor/Bachelorette usually gets protective of the very people others are trying to oust — unless those people are as douchey as Craig the Hair Guy last week. Kasey will sing the song that’s in his heart. And Jonathan will get a bit part on The CW’s critically acclaimed drama Life Unexpected as Kerr Smith’s younger weatherman brother. But only if the part does not require kissing.
The full recap with all the specifics will be up soon, but if you’ve already watched and want to weigh in on the fallout of The Bachelorette‘s first guy-on-guy smackdown of the season, read on after the jump for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you've already watched Monday's Bachelorette premiere. Seriously.]
Ali did her now-weekly facedown with her fear of flying on a one-on-one date with Roberto, and he clearly benefited from all the adrenaline produced by the helicopter ride and wire-walking. Not that he needed it; she’s been smitten with him since Day 1, and by the time they got around to dinner this time, it was all “you’re pretty,” “no, you’re pretty.” He got a rose, duh.
The group date got us another musical appearance no one’s been waiting for, this time from Barenaked Ladies (and I say that as someone who spent a lot of college time being into Barenaked Ladies). We learned that their song lyrics are secretly coded messages about reality dating programs, and we learned that Jonathan suffers from debilitating fear of kissing on camera. (Bad news for you, buddy: You’re on The Bachelorette!) We also learned that Kirk has “energy” that “draws” Ali to him, especially when he’s shirtless, so he got a rose.
Hunter got the old mid-date boot after a lackluster dinner cookout with Ali. Justin, however, got to stick around despite his castmates’ outrage over his crutch-laden limp up the hill for an unauthorized visit to Ali’s place. I think he deserved to stay just for so blatantly flouting Reality Dating World constructs, but my patience with all the fuss over him is wearing thin. My full recap will be up in a few hours, but let us know right now what you think now. Who’s the current frontrunner? (Roberto, right?) Did Ali make any mistakes with her roses this round? Whose side are you on in the Justin dust-up?
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Step aside, Lady! I love Chris L. more than you do! mUAHAHAHAHaha
me too. I think her final three should be Roberto, Kirk and Chris L for the win.
I think Frank is slightly creepy and is going to crumble under the pressure. I just don’t get his appeal. And I don’t get the group of guys bullying Jonathan. Not cool! He’s not for Ali but he is a sweet guy just a bit out of his element. why do they go for the weak? I understand moreso why Justin drives them mad – he’s obnoxious – but even then they seem to be over the top about him. I hate when guys pack together and act stupid.
Thank you for proving my point that Jonathan is the type of guy that girls love and guys can’t stand. Notice no one was defending him against the douchy Craig last week. That’s cause he is a wimpy crybaby. Grow a pair, dude!
I don’t care who the front runners are, I just hope she has sex with every single one of them. That’s what this show is for right? Or else why are they all hunks and muscle studs? Would be hot to see a date with 2 guys at once….
Forerunners are Ty, Roberto and Frank.
Gee thanks for not SPOILING it, you jackass!! You only told us who makes it to the finals. If you want to read the spoilers, fine, but don’t just put them out here for people to read when they might not want to know that! Rude!
Get over it. It’s a stupid “reality” show.
Janequoia, I hate you so much right now
It’s okay. This wh#re made that up. She’s clueless like the rest of us.
Janequoia, that was just wrong. I love reading about spoilers, but I know most people don’t and posting it here just infuriates people. You don’t know the outcome because RS hasn’t posted it yet – don’t try to act all superior…..post on his blog – not here.
Congratulations ! You know how to google “bachlorette” and “spoiler”. Shame on you. I too already know, as do thousands of people, but sheesh, keep the info to yourself!
Ha ha. Only if YOU are the bachelorette.
Janequoia, you just like to rain on everbody’s parade. What an inconsiderate person you are, just remember what goes around comes around!!!!!
And Reality Steve is another blowhard, riding on somebody elses coattails. Do you tell kids there is no Santa Claus either???
Jonathan is no good for Ali, but I think he and crazy Michelle would make a perfect pair. Kirk concerns me. Roberto seems too good to be true. Someone needs to tell Jesse and Chris L. what appropriate attire for coctail parties looks like. Sorry Steve you got a raw deal after a romantic but not overly invasive (talking to you Justin) gesture.
Jesse and Chris L. dress like that because they look hawt doing so. Does it really matter what they wear?
This crap is still on the air?
And you’re still breathing? Sad.
Why are you reading about it if you think the show is crap? A closet “Bachelorette” watcher, that’s what you are, ashamed to come out in public!!! LMAO!!!!
STEVE! I was so disappointed that he left so early!
I like Justin!
1) Ali is being dressed by ABC…she would dress down if she could; Chris and Jesse probably appeal to her.
2) Some of these men are so immature…”he’s one way with us, and one way with her” …who cares? Justin is not there to date the guys, but to date Ali. However, with what I’m reading in People magazine, it may not matter.
3) Jonathan is not a match for Ali.
4) LOVE LOVE LOVE Chris L!!!
I think Justin is great for Ali. It seems like they are out to get the Canadian’s there was 3 and now they are down to 1. I hope that Justin is given a chance wether he is right for Ali or not at least give him a chance to prove himself and if the other guys would stop trying to get Ali to send him home… I think Justin can go far
Love me some Frank, but Roberto is most likely going to win.
Ok, the guy in that picture, with Ali in bed? Who the heck IS that guy?? He gets no time at all, yet has a rose.
exactly!!!
that guy always manages to look like he’s terrified and has a wedgie at the same time
LOL!!
hilarious! everytime he comes on the screen i want to yell “who is this guy”. i’ve never even seen him speak!
So true.
i really do like roberto! he’s just so amazing for her i think.
Ali needs a better stylist. What was she wearing at the rose ceremony tonight… a milk maid dress. BAD, just bad!!
Don’t hurt the mouse!!!!
These guys are jealous of Justin big time, Justin is better looking, very cool and can talk to a girl without sounding like a dolt, Roberto was a little sissy when he tattled on Justin, I have lost all respect for Roberto, if Alie does not pick Justin, he is going to be the next Bachelor
With what’s been reported about Justin, you’re gonna feel pretty darn stupid!
justin, good looking? since when did over tanned, greasy hair and bloated/chubby face equal hotness? he’s just a loser trying to get promo for his business and the other guys are onto his scheme.
Justin can’t be the next bachelor. He’s already engaged.
I like the guy with the B*S* detector! It seems to work.
Ricardo is dreamy, cultured and seemingly smart. I do love Chris L. too. And Jennifer- how have you NOT heard of flip cup??? Did you live under a rock in college?
Seriously. As the flip cup champ in college I am very disappointed.
who is Ricardo?!?!? I’m just saying do you even watch this show? ROBERTO his name is all over this page how’d you mess that up?
Hey Whitney, Jackie obviously plays “Flip Cup” too much and part of her brain is fried! LOL