Adam Lambert has just released the cover art for his new single, “If I Had You,” and naturally, it inspired a limerick. Give it a quick read, then post your own (non-beastly) response in the comments.
There once was a singer so glamorous
He left boys and girls feeling amorous
He sparkled like Windex
Unmeasured Glam Index
Can’t wait for his tour where he’ll jam for us
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Adam’s in black and sparkles
For the cover of “If I Had You”
Elizabeth…VERY COOL
Good job Elizabeth ! Was the good one !
Nice! Oh, i am in love with that song from the beginning. It surely will be #1 Hit !!
I hope this song make it to the top,
Even though I despise most pop,
Adam’s so fab,
He never looks drab,
He’s like a roller coaster that never will stop.
Oh this is much better than Slezak’s. Love.
TRAVIS….I LIKEY
me likey too!!!!!! So nice of Michael to write that limerick though. Almost makes up for the times that i suspected (LOL) that he loves Kris more than Adam.
Where’s the new idolatry sleazak??
Be patient – Slezak said Idolatry would be taking a week off. I’m sure it will be back and better than ever!
Things it appears LOL is not a fan of: Adam Lambert, gay people, poetry and the english language
Adam’s so coy
Always the boy
He’s such a gay tool
But nobody’s fool
His make up screams tranny
He likes it up the fanny!
Oh boy says Adam
Just call me Madame.
There are limiricks for people like you. Unprintable, unfortunately. Yours would start “There once was a (blank) called Yamina…”
There once was a tool named Yamina
Who spent most of the time spewing vermina
No talent, no class, and incredibly crass
Most people here thinks she’s a creepy wein-a
Angel that was fabulous darling!
Hey TK I use fabulous and darling…you copying me? LOL
OMG… hilarious, Yamina… I genuinely found this funny. And for the record I’m gay… and his make up does look like a tranny.
oh RyRyNYC, what a pity!
He brings hope to your community.
He charms and his make up is sparkly.
Too bad you don’t get it.
Better crawl out of your closet and
appreciate his beauty!;)
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for the record, i am a chinese. this is the first time ever for me to write a limerick in english. (adam’s magic!)
peace out! ~\(≧▽≦)/~
I was wondering if homophobes were any good at limericks but this is only so-so.
If I Had You cover
someone’s a Michael Jackson lover
influence is obvious
although it’s nice I guess
I just here for the music, borther
brother. stupid typos
Absolutely! I, too, thought about Michael Jackson when I saw the cover.
Forget the limerick- I wanted Soaked or Sleepwalker to be the next single. BOO
Ditto! (But I love when Slezak gets all fangirly)
Soaked is absolutely GORGEOUS–and so 80′s glam rock. Oh, well, I loved Queen’s stuff.
If you love Soaked, then you’ll love the bonus track to the UK release called Can’t Let You Go. It tears at my heart strings.
Absolutely agree! Adam is Freddie Mercury glam with Elvis Presley pipes [although Freddie also had superior vocals]. How lucky we are to have his career to follow and enjoy for this and future decades. We’ve been waiting far too long for a star of his magnitude.
Am not sure whether those 2 fabulous songs (soaked, sleepwalker) would appeal to a broad public
This is so bad
So very very bad
Constent hype and promo is making me mad
My dearest Jon, is it so very hard
To seal thy lips when faced with the Glam Bard?
Or perhaps it’s more fun than just walking away
to moan publicly all night and all day?
(just teasing, jon, everyone has a right to an opinion:))
Why do u have to search for ADAM’s article and moan ? Don’t you have anything better to do in life. Everyone has their enjoyment in life just like us who Enjoy ADAM and we are so so happy happy happy happy….Why don’t you go to some artist that make you happy and share with them instead of upsetting to see people happy with ADAM. ADAM is ours, go and find YOURS!! if you don’t see anything worthed in life then i suggest: Being selfish and kill yourself OR Being a priest devote your life to GOD to find other happiness. Your life is WORTHLESS to hide around the bush and be a hater.
Oh dear, what a hateful tirade.
To respond? Or to just let it fade?
But our boy will be dandy–
He’s divine pop-rock candy–
He out-shines the bigot-brigade.
Bravo! I love your response!
Love it, midwifespal!
Perfect! The hate-spewers are the nothing but trash and deserve no recognition. Karma will take care of them.
Um ignore the extra “the” lol.
That was awesome. Love it!
I love it too, midwifespal! Adam is awesome, and even the haters are so friggin’ obsessed with him, right?
They are. That Karen chick seems to know alot about him, that is for someone who thinks he is a flash in the pan, go figure!
Cheers!
He’ll never get far?! That’s pretty funny considering Ticketmaster can’t keep up with demands for his upcoming concert!
I couldn’t even get tickets and I am a fan on his site and so I waited and waited and when 10am rolled around I had like five computers going. (friends) And I could NOT get a ticket. They were sold out in seconds! Yeah that sure looks like someone not doing well. I do believe if this keeps going on he will have to do second shows and maybe later on bigger venues! I know he wants it small and intimate but the fans want HIM!
We did the same thing right at 10 am and found out later, pre-sold bundle was sold out in something like 43 seconds! It was pure luck who got in and who didn’t. But – I went to box office at the venue and they had a sort of drawing system. I lucked out! What irritated me is that people were pigging out on getting as many tickets as they could. Now – if they are for fans, that’s ok. But it sounded like many/most were going to re-sell them. So – ya know – why not just get what you need and leave some for others?! I mean. Just be nice. Good Luck M!
Thanks MNCyn. I wondered if that what was happening. I couldn’t believe how i couldn’t get even one damn ticket. so the “pigs” were buying in bulk with the intent of reselling? That sucks! I thought the most you could buy were 4 tickets? That is all any of the areas would sell or what I saw online. I won’t give up. Maybe I can hit one of those resellers. I am NOT giving up! Thanks for the encouragement!
On the bright side, the scalpers descending like vultures is testimony to Adam’s star power, and a big fat raspberry to the pond scum Adam haters. Not very comforting I know but there will be future concerts. Hopefully, Adam will take a page from Bon Jovi”s book. At any Bon Jovi concert, the first 30 rows are reserved for fan club members.
Wow Canyon I wish Adam would do that. Maybe since this is all new to him he will see what works and then go from there. I do know playing small venues leaves alot of his fans out in the cold. Bigger venue, more tickets, more happy fans! Is what I am hoping for!
Me too, but I’m one of the lucky ones, four tickets to Mystic Lake.
Row L, 91-14 at Mystic, Canyon. Stop by and say HI!
Will see what we can do. A friend just called asking if I’d be interested in one of their tickets to see Adam in Milwaukee, so I guess i’ll be seeing him twice.
so some people want to make a quick buck at the expense of die hard fans
Bravo!
excellent!
Love love this cover.
Me too…
Slezak I love you! And jealous of all you americans who will get to see this sparkly creature’s EPIC GLAM NATION TOUR!!!
Whooo hoooo … I got tickets and that was not easy!!
You are one lucky glamfan
You should celebrate and you can,
I will try once more
So I can sparkle and adore,
The talented man and his band.
my life wont be happy if i dont have u.from manana(maniana) to manana thee i will love u. ur my knight in shining armor adam mi amor….
In this artwork
he looks like elvis
with the movement of his pelvis
but this song is great
i wish he was my mate
That guy who would wear the eyeliner
And arguably no one is finer
He’s got a new single
My ears start to tingle
So please welcome pop’s new front runner!
….SCORE….
I love this limerick, it’s so cute! And Adam looks so gorgeous.