Chelsea Handler might be willing to speak frankly about her sex life, as we saw in her first memoir, My Horizontal Life, but that doesn’t mean the comedienne has bared all — on tape. After Radar Online claimed they had possession of a sex tape starring Handler, the comedienne went on the record about the story on Chelsea Lately. According to Handler, the film is actually a bit she sent out to casting agents as a 23-year-old: “I would like to say to Radar Online: A) thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and No. 2, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian.”
Phew. I think Handler’s head would have exploded if she had to admit to having something in common with Kim Kardashian.
Heidi Klum — whoops, sorry, Modern Family‘s Julie Bowen visited Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to complain about the geeky wireless networks she encounters in her neighborhood. She claims people who know what a Sith Lord is can’t get laid in high school. Thank God her kids will be much cooler than that and get an early start. “I can send them to Mommy and Me Suzuki violin lessons,” she said, “and they’re still gonna f— in my bed.” She’s just being realistic about it! Watch the video and then tell me if her legs have inspired you to take up running yet, after the jump.
