Image Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos; John E. Kelly/FoodPix/Getty ImagesKim Kardashian took to her blog yesterday to fight back against a story in the National Enquirer that said she was caught in flagrante burrito on a recent airline flight. “First of all, I absolutely hate burritos!” the woman often seen on magazine covers explained. “Secondly, I have never brought Mexican food on a plane. This never happened and these quotes made me laugh so much…This is just hysterical!” Um, Kim Kardashian, what’s with such shocking information, so casually disseminated? Does not like burritos? Does not understand. Naturally, I must work through my conflicted feelings in poetry form.
On Kim Kardashian and Her Rejection of a Tasty Dish
Kim Kardash does not eat burritos
I object, I must raise a veto
Beans and cheese, tortilla and meat, oh
Too delish! She can’t take the heat, oh
She does not eat them on a plane
Apparently not on a train
But in the dark? Her secret shame?
I wish, I hope, but do not blame
For if the lady doth not feast
On these delights like a hungry beast
If her appetite for Mex has ceased
There’s more for me, to say the least
(Follow my ridiculousness on Twitter @EWMichaelSlezak.)
Let me get this straight… You get paid to write stuff like this?
Oh, it’s just in good fun! Take the stick out of your butt!
THIS IS SO RANDOM. But, awesomely so.
Nice body, they alook real, firemendate
Funny…although I wish we could all collectively make an effort to ignore this woman and all of her family.
I LOVE THIS FAMILY AND THEY CAN NOT BE IGNORED.
Isn’t Hardees partnered w/ Red Burrito? Oh the irony!
Typical “It’s Friday” work… nice.
Wow. This is exactkly why untalented bottom-feeding famewhores like Kardashian,who I shall remind you,DOES NOT sing, act,or dance,have “entertainment careers”.
So she doesn’t like burritos? Wow. I am so glad you always keep us informed of the stuff that matters,,,
If you don’t care about what Kim does then why did you read the article and took the effort to post something anyway?? Isn’t that ironic, don’t you think??? LMAO
God, I can’t believe this is news. If you need some filler, why not borrow from popeater(your partner) and show the seinfeld clip. Someone cut a movie trailer using scenes from the show to reimagine it as a tragedy called “George”, effing cool.
It already was posted.
I heart MS. Thank you for a goofy, silly story to start the evening.
funny picture
How can anyone not like Burritos? That’s like not liking sandwiches. What is her stance on wraps? I mean sure, you could not like a certain kind of burrito (no carnitas al pastor, por favor), but to shun all of Burrito-dom seems like a broad and shortsighted gesture to make.
right wake up kardashian lovers.i think it says alot about you if you look up to these attention whores.they dont care about anything but staying young and rich.only in america do we treat people like paris hilton britney spears and kardashians like royalty..
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