Sandra Bullock's sister dispels rumors that she spent time with Sandra Bullock

Internet’s all abuzz today because Sandra Bullock’s sister, Gesine Bullock-Prado, proprietor of a blog called Confections of a (Closet) Master Baker, wrote a post informing the world that reports she and her cuckolded, Oscar-winning sister spent Easter together were hella not true. In the blog post — which appears to have since disappeared from the sugary site, but which various websites including our friends over at People partially transcribed beforehand — Gesine explained that she and her husband spent Easter in Chicago, and therefore she could not, repeat, not have been at a New England inn with her sister.

So Sandy’s not with her sister. She’s certainly not with her estranged spouse. She is not, just to get this on the record in case you were wondering, staying in my apartment (to the best of my knowledge). No, Sandra Bullock remains at large, a woman wanted for the crime of desiring a little effing privacy during what has to be a pretty dire time for herself. How dare she. Let’s hope someone sniffs her out like the giant-hat-wearing celebrity truffle she is sooner rather than later so we as a nation can exhale and get back to trying to boot that Gosselin lady from the dancing show before the ash gets here and cancels another movie premiere. I mean honestly I get so nervous when I don’t know where all the famous people are all the time, especially the hurt and/or grieving ones. It’s so selfish when they refuse to make themselves known, don’t you think? Oh yes. Definitely. Just plain selfish.

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  • Becks

    Nice – you hit the nail on the head with the public’s voracious appetite for celebrity gossip. Leave the woman in peace.

    • GROWING PAINS FAN

      Yes, leave her in peace and watch LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, send your support so it won’t get canceled. The Wizard of the first order needs your help as do Richard Cypher and Kahlan Amnell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lou

    I agree. Leave the woman in peace. It’s not like I keep up with her daily activities anyway, so why would I want to deny her privacy now?

    I was tickled at the last paragraph of the article. Funny and a good synopsis of the general cultural fixation at the moment.

    • GROWING PAINS FAN

      Yes, leave her in peace and watch LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, send your support so it won’t get canceled. The Wizard of the first order needs your help as do Richard Cypher and Kahlan Amnell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mariam

    You guys keep saying ‘leave the woman in peace’, yet it’s people like yourself that read these articles the reason why she is not left in peace. I on the other hand am a celebrity gossip whore and love reading the latest on them on my free time. So for me, don’t leave her in peace. Keep em’ coming! At least I’m being honest here.

    • Casey

      Exactly. Articles like this are an example. Just don’t report at all if that is your intention.

  • M

    I concur – It’s not like Sandra Bullock is an overly “out there” person to begin with. I mean, she lives in Texas to get away from the magnifying glass during the best of times. I just hope she’s somewhere, with the kids, making the best of a crappy situation.

  • shdrew

    Is it just me, or does that headline make absolutely no sense upon first reading?

    • Johnification

      Redundancy and obviousness are tools used for what some call “comedy”, “satire”, or “humor writing”. If you’d like a breakdown of the use of these staples in the above headline and how it is deemed “funny”, please reply to this post.

    • Lisa Simpson

      It’s very “The Onion”.

      • Johnification

        That’s the first thing I thought of, too!

  • stef

    I am happy that this is sarcastic, I was sad that you guys had turned into People.

  • Johnification

    Whitney, I can smell your lies. I know you have her, and you’d better turn her over. Sandy lost the Lottery, I just got myself a nice big rock, and Lord knows my harvest is gonna need all the help it can get this season.

  • chattypatra

    She’s probably hiding at Elton John’s estate.

  • graeme

    Yeah, it’s pretty hypocritical to post an article about Sandra Bullock and then in that same article complain that people won’t leave her alone.
    This isn’t newsworthy, Whitney. Leave Sandra alone.

    • GROWING PAINS FAN

      Watch Legend of the Seeker instead of reading this gossip, we can’t let the keeper win.

    • Lisa Simpson

      I think it’s called satire.

  • JPX

    Gesine sounds like a nutjob. What a weird, rambling, unnecessary statement. Who even knew that Sandra had a sister and who cares where Sandra spent Easter? Odd.

  • California

    “So Sandy’s not with her sister. She’s certainly not with her estranged spouse. She is not, just to get this on the record in case you were wondering, staying in my apartment (to the best of my knowledge).” rofl Love you Whitney!!

  • Karena

    God!! Her sister sounds like a nut-job and I, for one, would be the last person to spend time with my sister during such a time- why would I want to listen to a barrage of tales about her latest Nascar race trips, or attending more wine-tastings than anyone else in her neighborhood, or hearing her say ‘we do what we do’ about she and her husbands envious life, every other sentence. That would be harder to take than my husband banging 6 whores on the side because I work too much.

  • corrine

    dude..seriously, her sister needs to look up the word cuckolded it’s a noun meaning husband of a cheating wife…um..you mam got it backwards..haha. go back to 3rd grade..

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