'True Blood' porn parody: A little less conversation, a little more action

True-Blood-porn-parodyThe blogosphere is alive with the sound of a porn star not quite nailing Stephen Moyer’s throaty “Sookie.” The trailer for New Sensations’ Tru: A XXX Parody is making the rounds. Watch it after the jump (no nudity or sex, but some NSFW language). Things we learn:

• Porn trailers will name-drop for credibility as well: This is from “the studio that brought you The Sex-Files – A Dark XXX Parody.”

• The character you assume is Sam, because he’s behind the bar with Tara, is actually Jason. He appears to be the only one attempting an accent, so, good for him for trying!

• Not all vampires are sexy. That was the best they could do for Bill and Eric? (Do we think Eric’s wig looks horrendous on purpose? I want to say yes, but it’s not quite as obvious as Larry’s hair in Hustler’s This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX. Note: That trailer is much less SFW.)

• I can’t name the actor playing Sam, but I do recognize his face. Wait. What? Who wrote that?

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  • Ceballos

    Ok, so the guy playing Eric defintely has a woman’s wig on. I mean, what was the thinking there? Did they know that they couldn’t find a guy as good looking as Alexander Skarsgard, so they didn’t even try?

    Also, what’s the point of doing a porn parody of “True Blood”? (Which is practically porn.)

    • kevin

      If you think True Blood is “practically porn” then you either never watched True Blood or don’t understand what porn is.

      • Lulu

        You must be into pretty hardcore stuff there Kevin. Yea, I would say True Blood is def got some soft core porn vibes going on

      • Ceballos

        Oh come off it, kevin.

        I watch the show and I find it thoroughly enjoyable for its dark humor and its sneakily effective drama. (I actually think the majority of the cast doesn’t get enough credit for their performances.)

        However, I also watch because it’s got some of the hottest sex scenes found outside of actual porn. (Actually, it’s hotter than most porn, which is often unintentionally hilarious, as you can see from that “Tru” trailer.)

        If you don’t think the soft-core porn vibe of the show is a HUGE part of its appeal, then I don’t know what to tell you.

      • Madd

        I agree Ceballos- I love the cast and everything, but the sex scenes do kind of add to the appeal.
        Especially if ASkars is in one. I also think they just didn’t even try to get anyone good looking to play Eric.

      • Ceballos

        Here’s the real burning question:

        Will Lafayette get any sex scenes? From what I know abour porn (which, admittedly isn’t as much as kevin apparently knows) the straight stuff and the gay (at least man-on-man) stuff is usually separated.

    • Sharon

      That was my thought – the show itself is pretty explicit, why does this even need to exist?

  • orville

    You’d think that the least they could have done was to straighten “Eric’s” wig or put it in a ponytail or something. As it is, it looks like Kelly Ripa’s hairdo.

  • Shotgunsamurai42

    Very well done for a porno.

    • babey

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  • Paco

    the guy playing jasons the only hot one lol

  • Leslie

    The guy playing Sam looks like Evan Stone. He’s in all kinds of these parodies. He’s also in Pirates. Why do I know that?

    • FlowerBite

      It’s okay, I know it too…

  • ocnlvr83

    I have to admit they didn’t try too hard with Eric’s wig. You can clearly tell it’s a wig. For a porno, they could have spent a couple extra dollars to make sure his wig looked natural.

  • mikeman

    the woman who plays sookie is ashlynn brooke, i think. she also does a lot of these paradies, at least i’ve seen her in a bunch of the trailers. she was the boss in the office one, elliot in the scrubs one, she’s penny in the big bang theory one, and now sookie in this one…

  • whatevs

    Well, I’m under the impression that most porn stars are not good looking people. Isn’t the reason they do porn because no real people want them for their movies?

    • Ceballos

      My impression was that they did porn because it paid better than flashing their junk in nightclub kitchens. (Or maybe that was just Eddie Adams.)

  • M

    Looks pretty sucky. Ha-ha, get it, sucky?

  • Ro

    Saw this. Don’t waste your $$. No crappy shots of penetration can ever rival the story and the beauty of True Blood.

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