Image Credit: Patrick EcclesineAnd then there were eight. Ex-wives, that is. Yep, turns out Larry King is divorcing from Shawn Southwick King, the woman who happens to be the talk show host’s eighth wife. (King was previously married to Annette Kaye, Frada Miller, Alene Akins, Mickey Sutphin, Sharon Lepore, and Julie Alexander; a spokesperson for the talk show host told People, “His major concern is the welfare of his children, and beyond that he’s not going to comment about the divorce.”) But don’t feel bad for him — look how happy he is in this picture!
So, of course, this begs the question: Who will be lucky bride No. 9? I’m pretty sure Carrie Prejean is a no-go, but I’m secretly rooting for for the obvious choice: Liz Taylor, who has also been married — and divorced — eight times. Hey, she’s single, Larry! After all, he’s gonna need someone to nurse him back to health in case there’s an ecoli oopbrike.
Kate Gosselin
ROTFLOL
Or how about Octomom? Larry’s always rambling about how much he loves his kids. Now he could have 14 more.
Eww
He should give up on women and vice versa. Larry needs to embrace his gay side. Larry and Marc Cherry would make a great combo.
Ugh, that’s an insult, not to mention disgusting, to gay men everywhere. Yech!
How about the two most macho of men who are too fickle to sustain a relationship: Larry King & Hugh Hefner!
Actually I read somewhere that Hefner experimented in bisexuality during his party heydays.
I’m sure he’ll marry another young bimbo who only wants his money…
Lindsey Lohan is single, isn’t she?
Shawn used to be a part of my circle of friends and her main goal was to have kids so that she’d be financially set. Turns out he’s been sleeping with Shawn’s sister lately so I am not surprised about the divorce.
Wilma Flintstone?
Elizabeth Taylor, of course. Between the two of them, they will have 16 marriages. It’s awesomely terrible.
It could be any one of you. Larry uses his blindingly white teeth to confuse and ensnare women. Clearly he is descended from the dentata level of hell.
Dentures, dude.
Larry needs to retire his penis. Put the Viagra down sweetie, it’s okay. You really need to focus on good follow up questions in interviews, okay?
seriously he should marry Betty White.
What do you have against Betty White?
OK, I counted, and there are only 6 names listed in the ex-wives list. So who’s lucky number 7? Does it really matter? (No, not really.)
Yeah, I also counted only 7.
He married one of them twice
Why do you hate Betty White??
Gah! NOOO! Betty White is made of awesome; I can’t think of anyone cool enough to marry her.
So true alia!
Well, Mel Gibson’s girlfriend is available now. Go Larry!
Ha ha, that is a good one!
Gee – after eight marriages, I wonder who has issues? Larry King Barely-Alive, or the eight women?
Liz Taylor maybe?
I think Zsa Zsa would be a better match for him. Of course, she’s still married to that idiot “Prince”…
Gross. You would think after the second divorce he would conclude that he shouldn’t ever marry again.
A female undertaker his time is almost over
I, too, vote for Kate Gosselin or Octomom. They’d keep Larry busy and since they’d have some money, they wouldn’t have to bug us for it. Two birds, one stone.
what about oprah