Since you were obviously wondering whether Hugh Hefner would like to see Kate Gosselin do a Playboy spread, E!’s Marc Malkin has the official word. “No! No!” says Hef. “I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he added, citing his former rabbit-eared concubine Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett as a better example of a celebrity. To be fair, we’ll probably see Kate nude as soon as she performs another fast-paced Latin routine on Dancing With the Stars. (Or is she a never-nude?)
The results of yesterday’s PopWatch poll, “Kate Gosselin’s tenure on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ has been…” are in: Horrifying 73%, Hypnotic 3%, Horrifying But Hypnotic 24%. That last figure is a huge coup for Kate! In other Planet Mirrorballus news…
- Kate Gosselin says getting half-baked praise from the judges feels “amazing.” [People]
- Nicole Scherzinger’s forehead jewels for last night’s rumba came from Princess Sparkle (house band singer Carmen Carter)’s own line of headpieces, Crystals By Carmen (!!!)
- The government “doesn’t really care that Pamela Anderson scored a 47 on last night’s Dancing With the Stars. She still needs to pay her taxes.” Welcome back, Pam, to a world in which people care that you owe nearly half a million in taxes. [E!]
More ‘Dancing With the Stars’ at EW.com
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Please stop writing about this terrible woman. She offers nothing by way of entertainment. Please, please have some semblance of dignity and stop writing about her.
Thank you Hef.
Because… he shows so much class and taste in his other pictoral choices??
thank goodness…gross…
She can always do Penthouse…still gross…
Why was it even broached as an option? Who would want to see it?
Than God, I say!
Annie, I expect better from you than this debatably misogynistic, at the very least demeaning, and also unfunny, cr@p. Just because it’s related to DWTS doesn’t mean you have to talk about it.
Thank God Hef has NOT lost his mind! Who in the world would want to see Cankles Kate in the nude! Everytime she wears somthing short on DWTS I throw up in my mouth. I mean, she can’t help she has fat legs…but keep them covered up for goodness sake! And stop thinking you’re all that, cause you are a nobody who just happened to have a bunch of kids.
Really? This is a story about a woman who has NOT expressed intrest in being in Playboy. And is NOT being asked to be in the magazine?
Really? Is Jon NOT invited to do Playgirl either?
Exactly! Took the words out of my mouth.
Nevertheless, Praise Jebus!
Does somebody at EW get a commission every time Kate’s name is mentioned?
Eeew that would have been sickening. She’s bad enough with clothes on.
Never nudes can finally have a famous face to contribute to their cause! Hazah!
She’s cute and looks like she has a nice set upstairs . You people are just mean . She’s better than most of Hef’s girlfriends of models .