Hevisaurus is a kid-geared metal band from Finland whose members are dinosaurs. Why must America be saddled with Barney when such obviously awesome dinotainment is available?
Another one of their videos:
Suddenly Yo Gabba Gabba seems so tame. Here they are performing live with what appears to be a small child in a KISS outfit (?):
And finally, a clip from Dinosaurs, because no matter how hardcore Hevisaurus is, I kept expecting one of them to say “not the mama”:
Do you like your children’s music to rock this hard, PopWatchers, or are you sticking with your Raffi jams, thankyouverymuch?








it’s no more retarded than the actual metal band, so who cares?
Ummmm…this is awesome.
Because Finland is awesome.
Officially amazing.
But we have Gwar. Kids love Gwar.
But, Crispy, no matter how much we plead, GWAR hasn’t nabbed itself a show on PBS.