Image Credit: Adam Larkey/ABCAs you’ll see tonight if you tune in to the Week 4 performance episode of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars, Kate Gosselin is a terrible ballroom dancer. Ninety-nine percent of the Internet (but not Jane Seymour) seems to hate her. There are “Free Tony” t-shirts for sale (the ‘O’ is a purple disco ball)! Our Lady of Perpetual Metaphor (Bruno Tonioli) is making the late-night rounds, talking about how “dreadful” her dancing is. (“But in a nice way!”) Jimmy Fallon reenacted her stone-faced “Paparazzi” paso doble. She’s embroiled in custody disputes with Jon and has a new TLC show planned, called Twist of Kate. (Please have nothing to do with dancing! I see your use of ‘twist’ and raise you a hearty ‘hell to the no!’) No one understands who is voting to keep her in — except ABC, who’s lovin’ it like some Chicken Selects.
The Kate Gosselin Media Spectacle Spectacular has been bad before, but has it ever been this gross? When does this rancid milk expire? Are you amused by the season 10 circus, or is it time to put a once-great nation out of its misery and vote Kate off Planet Mirrorballus?
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Too Funny!
hahahaha according to the poll 97% of voters agree Kate is horrifying.
I’m confident not just her dancing was horrifying, but her whining, “poor me” attitude, and stank facial expression as well.
Loves it! FREE TONY!
The fact that Kate is still in the running is a total joke…I will not watch this show until she is voted off…all my friends think this is a scam…if the ratings are up. it’s because we all want to see this lunatic get the boot..she is the worse dancer I have ever seen…what a joke. This is “Dancing with the stars”. not “Whining with the stars”. I have never missed a show from day one…but I will never watch again until I hear that this witch is voted off the show. If anyone feels sorry for her, they didn’t watch her on the “Jon and Kate plus Eight Show”…she made me and all my friends sick..I don’t know how Jon stayed with her as long as he did…PLEASE LET HER GO… she is horrible.
Kate Needs to go….She is trying to control Toni and that is not good it means she isn’t learning a thing….This is my Most favorite show but Shanon did much better than Kate…I have watched from day one but I even think Buzz at 82 does better…
I agree with you totally Pat. I won’t be watching anymore. I’m thankful a new episode of House airs tonight and thats what I’ll be watching.
Yep, I didn’t anybody could be worse than Tucker Carlson, but she really is!
You r sooo right. I anyone watched her on J+K+8 you would have seen what a complete b*%#h she was and still is. Did anyone see her trying to put her head on Tony’s shoulder last nice in attempt to make nice in front of the cameras. She is sooo fake.
If I didn’t actually know that Kate went out there and performed this dance, I’d bet money that that’s a blowup doll in that picture.
Not to go all Chandler Bing on you, but could she BE any more lifeless?!
Ceballos, you can go Chandler anytime you want, especially when talking about trainwreck Kate. When will her 15 minutes be up and please drag blow-up Heidi Montag with her watermelon boobs with you, kate.
Can’t someone get this nice woman a REAL job? Like, say, a greeter at an Arkansas Wal-Mart? Maybe a toilet attendant in a Tijuana bordello? Could we shoot her into space?
Oh, no, wait… That’s not fair to SPACE!
In space, no one can hear you demean.
she’s totally using this show as a platform to whine about how hard her life is, take jabs at jon and try to gain sympathy…she is the worst. person. ever.
Walmart would never hire such a sour-faced person as a greeter! Customers would take one look at that scowl and turn around and leave!
How does anyone respect her? Okay, so she has fans from her messy divorce and w/e, but it’s time for those fans to get over that and see her real personality and see that she is not a victim here!
For the first time ever, I am not watching DWTS b/c of Kate. I have no desire to watch her train wreck. I really miss the dancing, but as soon as she’s gone, I’m back!
just turn her off, don’t not watch. There’s some awesome talent this season.
I wait till Kate’s on, then go for the popcorn !
I feel exactly the same. I’m keeping track online. As soon as she’s gone I’ll start watching. I just can’t support anything she does.
When does this rancid milk expire?…ROFLMAO!
If there’s a Dance God out there, please answer our prayers tomorrow night – show Kate the door and lock it!
LMAO. AMEN to rancid milk.lol
If there is any justice in this world, this week will be her final dance (and I use that term VERY loosely). Sadly, though, we all know that justice doesn’t always reside on Planet Mirrorballus, so we may be stuck with her a couple more weeks .
No wonder Jon went out to find a “REAL” woman. Did she lie like a dead fish in bed with Jon?
I’m gonna need some mental floss to get THAT image out of my head. Thanks, dessertgirl!
the dead fish had more personality than her.
It’s probably a better dancer than she is, too.
I’m not convinced Kate will be shown the door this week. She has the grace of a dinosaur but the ratings are high. I may be cynical but in the battle between integrity and ratings I wouldn’t be surprised if the network opted for ratings.
I’m with you Maria. It will be interesting to see if the judges take it easy on her this week. ABC doesn’t want her gone too soon.
the only reason the ratings are up is because we all want to see this witch voted off…she has no talent and her attitude is horrible..I will keep watching “only if she is gone”. She makes me sick.
ABC loves the drama, what we vote on doesn’t always make a difference. Look what they do on “The Bachelor” ! Put on, thata’s al it is anymore. A shame, they make us think e have a say here.
I can’t believe that even her fans won’t admit she is terrible. Please, stop the madness. Put Tony out of his misery!
ROL will crucify you if you say one thing out of place about this woman. She has some crazy freaking followers. reminds me of Jamestown or something. Weird. Do not drink the kool aid.
Wow Katie Irene – WELL SAID – love it.
Um, that’s Jonestown. Jamestown was one of the first settlements of the New World about 400 years ago.
Boy Sue, you must be a blast at parties!
What they need to add to the show is the ability to vote for who you want to leave most.
yep, she’d be gone in a flash!
Kate is not only a terrible dancer but she is liar, tonight she says her kids live for mondays, before her words were her kids are not allowed to watch the show for if she gets kicked off it would upset them. I am telling you this woman is the biggest phoney ever and I am so sick of her if I could kick her off I would put my foot through the TV to do so. Family, this woman has no idea what the word means. Her kids have no grandparents due to her, and lost their father due to her bitching and attitude week after week and show after show,and I blame TLC for allowing that to go on as long as they did and then calling it a family show!! Some one needs to let her know she is nothing but a woman who had kids due to fertility procedures and for heaven sakes she was a nurse she knew the odds of having one child was just not there.. I cannot watch this person any longer and certainly cannot call her a woman for she gives real moms a bad name. I love the kids but they need a home and someone who will give them family and not just look for stardom, she is no star for sure!!
What bugs me so much about this whole Kate Gosslin thing is what makes her or anyone else think she is a STAR. only reason anyone watched j&k plus 8 is to see the KIDS! Those kids were the stars and beautiful. Too bad their lives are going to be forever overshadowed by their stupid parents. Especially KATE!
omg!! i cant believe yall you ppl can have soo much hate for kate. like really!? what has she done;shes only taking a shot at dancing. you guys should hate the person who let her appear on dwts;not her. geeewizz;get real.
go suk a real dong
What has she done? She’s HORRIBLE to everyone around her! She never stops whining and scowling, and she’s torturing poor Tony, who really seems like one of the loveliest people in the world! Even if she weren’t the worst dancer on the show BY FAR, I’d still want her gone.
Possibly she should “take a shot” at parenting! I went through divorce with only 2 young chlidren and it was the most disruptive thing that could happen to them, short of a parent’s death. The kids should be her priority. I find her insulting to me as a woman and a mother.
I wish someone would put all 10 Gosselins on a one-way ticket to Mars. Society is sick and tired of all the G people.
Why do people slow down to look at car accidents on the interstate? Same principle with watching the Kate-wreck.
you are right cannot turn away from the wretchedness