I kind of feel like this ad featuring New York Mets star David Wright and Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino does all the mocking for me. (See it embedded after the jump.) For that, I applaud The Situation’s willingness to poke fun at himself. Now I wonder, though: If the rest of the Jersey Shore cast were to hop on the endorsement bandwagon, how ever will they top this commercial?
We (unfortunately) know that Snooki likes pickles, and my imagination says that advertisement could be epically viral. But what other ideas do you have? Which products do you think would make for advertisements made in Jersey Shore heaven, PopWatchers? Best ideas get a prize, which is of course the knowledge that you entertained me on a Friday.
While you ponder my query in comments, I’m going to go whack a man’s abs with a baseball bat. I’m not training… I just want to.








hot!
Personally, I think they’re all pretty good advertisements for birth control.
@Lisa Simpson- I think we have a winner!
Or abortions.
Sammi Sweetheart for Athlete’s Foot
Ronnie for the H1N1 vaccine. (“One shot bro! One shot!”)
LOL!
But Sammi’s SO INSECURE about her big toe!
I had no idea.
If Dr. Scholl’s throws some cash her way, I think she’d do a commercial. This cast is obviously pretty shameless.
Ceballos, sometimes it’s like we’re the same person.
She could also do an anti-drug commercial, were she’d be like “Stop doing drugs, just STAWWWWWWPPP”.
Maybe they could also trick that one girl who charged at Snooki into doing a commercial for a new edition of “Hungry, Hungry Hippos.”
Im shocked that Pauly D hasnt had any hair product commercials- I thought he’d be the first one…
The homoerotic undertone in this ad is kinda awesome.
“Harder, David, harder!” LoL!
*cough* I rather enjoyed that part…. *cough*
Idiotic. Yet why do I love it so much?
Dear God….BARF! Maybe Jwow could do a Valtrex ad? Honestly though…if anything they should have had the Situation do a butter commercial since he is butterface!
Love it! Too funny
That killed me….I’m going to say it….I liked it. Oh lord….I know what that says about me…and I’m ok with it!
Snooki for Vlasic pickles
I think Snooki shoud shill for brown paper bags. The kind the Unknown Comic used to wear.
I loved it. This is a sad day indeed, I need a drink.
I loved this ad !!! SituationWater? yeah that’s hot!
Whenever I see JWoww’s name, I wonder “How would Christopher Walken pronounce it?”