Apr 1 2010 02:04 PM ET

Boy cried when informed he's not a 'Single Lady': The pop culture truth that crushed you as a child?

By now, you’ve probably seen the YouTube video of the little boy who cried when his father told him “You’re not a Single Lady, buddy” as he joined his sisters in dancing to Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” from his car seat. The dad quickly backtracked — “Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. You’re a Single Lady” — but it was too late. Watch it after the jump.

This got me wondering: What pop culture truth devastated you — tears optional — when you were young? After seeing a photo of myself in which I looked an awful lot like The Sound of Music‘s littlest Von Trapp, Gretl, I thought I might have filmed the movie and was just too young to remember. But no. I’d just been more adorable than I would ever be again. Your turn.

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  • John

    good parenting, posting this on youtube

    • Pff

      What’s wrong with it?

      • luke

        What’s wrong with it is – he is driving while filming his kids!

      • harry

        ShayCarl does that all the time.

      • Yup

        Okay, yeah, that’s dumb. But the poster implied putting it on YouTube was bad parenting. I don’t see it.

      • oneeleven

        It is a mini van, he is recording from the middle seat, kids are in the back. Parenting win.

      • Kimmy Gibbler

        I guess mini vans have a steering wheel in the middle seat these days.

      • Mark

        Nothing is wrong with it, the video was hilarious. These folks just have nothing better to do but point out negatives rather than enjoying the video.

  • Judi

    Learning that the Wizard of Oz was all just a dream. Devastating. I still can’t watch that movie.

    • Drew

      Lol. Mine was when i found out Dorothy wasnt real, but rather an actress – i was confused and sad. But Judy is 100x more interesting than Dorothy so it was a win in the end.

  • Ambient Lite

    I was pretty crushed when I realized I was never going to make it as a Fly Girl on ‘In Living Color’ – despite years of waiting for Fox to announce an open call for short, white, midwestern girls who have no rhythm.

    • crispy

      I think you had a chance. They hired J.Lo and she has no talent.

      • Ambient Lite

        Good point…now where is that audition tape…
        I’m pretty sure I would fought with both Jenny from the block AND Rosie Perez. And I would have lost.

      • paige

        i think anybody couldve been a “Fly girl”- it was just different variations of the damn running man. Rosie was a horrible choreographer lol

      • crispy

        paige, after about 3 Black Cherry Smirnoffs, I do a killer running man. My lawn sprinkler ain’t so bad either.

  • flapdragon

    This is so super lame, but after seeing “The Empire Strikes Back,” I became absolutely CONVINCED that the song “All Out of Love” by Air Supply had been playing over the last scene of the movie. I don’t know why – my dad and I had several arguments about it but my 10-year-old self refused to believe him. Later, when I saw the movie again, I was WRECKED to find out that Dad had been right.

    • MultiPass

      That is so random. So unbelievably random. Your dad must’ve thought you were nuts.

    • davey

      That is AWESOME…but sad for you :(

    • Pastafarian

      Still seems better than the Ewok boogaloo song

  • Chaddogg

    When ET went home. I came out of the theater, and people were convinced my parents had beaten me….I was crying and screaming “He CAN’T go home! He CAN’T!!!”

  • Jennifer

    I was crushed after I watched this really cute video of a toddler crying because he’s not a “single lady” and then realized at the end of the clip that the dad was USING A VIDEO CAMERA POINTED INTO THE BACKSEAT WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!

    • Yup

      He’s right, he is a terrible father.

      • Marla

        He really is an amazing father. After watching the video last night and then spent three hours on his website. He and his wife are amazing parents.

  • wendylynn

    I’d say he’s more a horrible father for filming his kids while he’s DRIVING! Check out how fast he’s traveling when he should be concentrating on driving. That’s the bigger story here.

    • Emilyy

      I’m sure he was watching the road, and just holding the camara backwards. Not such a big deal people.

  • Steph

    I was around 6 and after watching many animal-talking movies(mainly Homeward Bound) I was convinced animals talked but didn’t feel like it. I spent the next year trying to get my golden retriever to say hello.

    Needless to say, I failed.

    • Amanda

      Steph, this is awesome.

  • shawn

    Learning that Mars Attacks was supposed to be a comedy. That was the scariest movie I’d ever seen as a child.

    • Catherine

      HA!HA!
      My sister watch that movie from behind the coach while we were laughing at the movie and at her!!

  • bad parenting

    Parents! If you are going to film your kids in the backseat – WHILE DRIVING – have the front seat passenger do it – for god’s sake!

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    LOL that was probably one of the funniest videos that I’ve seen!!!

  • Bug

    I had a room completely full of stuffed animals and dolls that I was convinced came alive when I left the room. I know, it’s a common one. But I remember first being crushed, then relieved when I realized that didn’t happen. I blame Stephen King for the “relieved” bit.

    • ChelSy

      OH MY! I was convinced of that too and that is why I was always really nice to them. I would take them off my bed at night and gently set them on the floor so they wouldn’t get angry with me!

  • LJ

    It crushed me to realize that as a 5′ tall white woman I will never get to be a Pip (as in Gladys Knight and the Pips.)

  • tdang

    When I will four, I thought my dad (who looks like Morgan Freeman) was Easy Reader on the Electric Company. After he left for work one day, we turned on the tv and I said, “hi Daddy!” My nine year-old sister said, “you dummy, that’s not Dad. Dad works at the Ford plant!” I cried for days.

    • harry

      ha ha ha ha ha nice!!!

    • bee

      Oh that broke my heart! What a mean sister. ;)

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    When I my mom read the original book of The Little Mermaid and she died and turned into sea foam…I’ve since stuck to the Disney Movie

    • anna

      I had a similar experience with “the little matchbox girl”. I read it myself and I remember crying and asking my mom afterwards why it was a children’s story.

      • frank

        So DID I!!! I never read the book or even heard the story. I thought it was this cute liitle girl selling matches, and then… I began to cry like a little boy… I’m 24.

    • Melissa

      I had that experience, except backwards. I was devastated that she didn’t get the prince in the end, but I’m a sucker for tragic heroines. So now I love the original way more than the Disney film.

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