Jimmy, no one on Dancing With the Stars has ever worn a “red unitard.” Leotards and tights inspired by “Single Ladies,” yes. A sequined puce vest with the sole purpose of lifting/separating Gilles Marini’s bubble-butt cheeks in violet trousers, sure. Lingerie? Of course. But a red unitard? You should know better. You have been disqualified on a “testicality” because that ballroom dancing reality show has standards. After the jump, Fallon weighs the Pros and Cons of Being a DWTS Contestant. Could he hack it? Could you?
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I would love to see Jimmy on DWTS, though I suspect the network execs would not give their blessing. He is zany, fun, and always has a good time – just think of all the crazy things he had to do on SNL. Please get this guy on the next season. It would be TOO MUCH FUN to miss, then.
I’d rather see Jimmy Kimmel than Jimmy Fallon
Oh snap, Jimmy done got told! What kind of a fool thinks they wear unitards on DWTS?! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to rewatch Hollywood Megastar Kate Gosselin’s flawless dance routines while I eat my own feces.