Archive: March 2010 (201-210 of 604)

Mar 19 2010 05:34 PM ET

Doc Jensen Weekend Edition: Do Sawyer + Juliet = The Smoke Monster?

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Sawyer-Juliet-kissDoc Jensen learned two very important lessons this week. The first? Limit yourself to just one sentence per column that refers to yourself in the third person, because it’s super-annoying. The second? Perhaps I should spend less time looking outside of Lost for insight and more time looking within the show for insight. Take my recap of “Recon” from Wednesday. It’s filled with references to The Fisher King, The Book of Judges, and Jean-Paul Sartre. If I had more time, I would have larded it up further by arguing that the mythic one-eyed monster Cyclops (Homer edition) and the comic book characters Swamp Thing and Man Thing help explain UnLocke the Smoke Thing. I did the research. I really did. It’s a sickness.

Here’s what’s worse. If I had only used the time to research past Lost episodes, I would have found a reference that’s far more interesting and perhaps actually helpful for viewers to know. Because now that I have thought about it, the more “Recon” has revealed itself to be a twin to “The Other Woman,” the season 4 episode devoted to Juliet. It’s a clever association. In “Recon,” we saw Sideways James Ford (don’t call him Sawyer!) blunder his way through a doomed date with Sideways Charlotte Lewis. Fans were outraged. We had been hoping/expecting to see Sideways James live happily ever after with Sideways Juliet. How dare the show hook him up with anyone else! To our eyes, it was like watching Sawyer having a fling with… another woman. The irony: “The Other Woman” was the episode in which Lost tried to forge a romance between Jack and Juliet, giving them The Smooch That Didn’t Work. In the eyes of all who saw Kate as Jack’s true love, Juliet was “the other woman.” Indeed, a few episodes later, in “Something Nice Back Home,” Juliet herself came to that conclusion as she operated on Jack’s appendix: she correctly diagnosed Jack’s kiss as an attempt to see if he could feel for anyone else but Kate — a romantic recon mission, if you will. The answer: No. (Ironically, in retrospect, “The Other Woman” now makes Jack look like “the other man,” given how so many people feel Juliet and Sawyer belong together. Ditto Daniel Faraday: I felt he got cuckolded by Sideways Charlotte in “Recon,” poor dead twitchy egghead!)

But there are other parallels between “Recon” and “The Other Woman” that have nothing to do with romance. Consider: READ FULL STORY »

Mar 19 2010 04:45 PM ET

I'd like one ticket to see Jonah Hill's penis, please.

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Quick, answer this question: Which movie star would you most like to see completely, 100 percent naked on screen? I know, I know, you hardly have to think because it’s such an obvious answer: Jonah Hill. Well, our wish will apparently be granted this June — the actor recently told MTV news that he’ll be wearing his birthday suit in Get Him to the Greek, his spin-off of 2008′s Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Though I am a bit skeptical as to whether or not Hill will be able to pull off such a scene à la Jason Segel — and wonder whether or not it will even be funny, since the shock value has considerably worn off — I admittedly would buy a ticket for the flick just out of morbid curiosity. And my interest has grown after hearing Hill talk about the scene with MTV: “I had all sorts of thoughts about waxing or what I should do to prepare. And then eventually I just, I said I’m gonna be free and be me and just sort of, you know, let that happen.”

And I have a feeling we’re not going to be seeing all of Hill’s goods. As my editor, Mike Bruno, said, Hill’s nude scene will likely be more PG-13 than Segel’s, since Hill “kinda rocks a low-hanging Peter Griffin gut.”

So will you hang with me in the theaters to see Jonah Hill’s nude scene, PopWatchers?

Mar 19 2010 04:31 PM ET

Bo Bice joins the Better Off Short Hair Club

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bo-biceImage Credit: Ryan SmithAmerican Idol alum Bo Bice has cut a total of 15 inches off his hair recently. People had the exclusive first look (pictured). My thoughts: He still looks like Shooter Jennings, who told me last year he’s been mistaken for Bice. (“I’ve had some homeless people think I’m Bo Bice. This was years ago,” Shooter said. “I’d be like, ‘Waaaaait, I’m not Bo Bice.’”) Also…not bad! With a new album “incorporating more country elements” out May 18, he was in the mood for a change. This one definitely works.

Who’s in your Better Off Short Hair Club? Mine has co-presidents: Blake Shelton and Michael Bolton.

Mar 19 2010 04:14 PM ET

'Project Runway' exit interview: 'I'm not afraid to make something ugly.'

SPOILER ALERT! If you did not watch last night’s episode of Project Runway and do not want to know who was eliminated,  go no further. Nothing but spoilers ahead.

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Mar 19 2010 03:45 PM ET

Andrew Shue still alive, has gross hammer toes

Since we assume you know how to read headlines and won’t just blindly press play on videos without considering the long-term corneal consequences, we present the following clip of former Melrose Place hottie Andrew Shue on this morning’s Today Show without further comment. Shockingly, this happened during the fourth hour.

Your eyes, Hoda? We’re the ones who got the Wayne’s World-esque extreme close-up. Ugh. Feet. Happy Friday!

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Mar 19 2010 03:31 PM ET

'Leave it to Lemur' would be an excellent show

What do you do when a lemur named Bilbo is abandoned by his mother? You take him home and let him live in your hair.

Animal Planet, please make this a show.

Do you take your lemur on the subway, PopWatchers, or does your lemur not like mass transit?

Mar 19 2010 03:17 PM ET

'Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution': Is this war?

Jamie Oliver, he of the ketchup bottle in the shape of a tomato and baby daughter named Petal Blossom Rainbow (admittedly a much prettier name than her brother Oven-Roasted Root Vegetable), wages battle against American obesity in Sunday’s sneak preview of Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution (ABC, 10 p.m. ET). The Food Revolution is definitely a war worth fighting, but will it be good TV? Watch the first two seconds of the following promo and you’ll see Jamie is certainly trying his best to shock you shock you shock you with that deviant behavior…

Okay, to be fair, that pile of grub could probably kill your children just by falling on top of them. So maybe he’s right. We should be more aware of what’s in our food. Alternatively, we could just give up and ape the New York City public school system, which recently banned home-baked goods from public school bake sales — but prepackaged snack items like Doritos and Pop-Tarts are fine. Most depressing thing I read on the subway this morning. (Just for reference, today’s Metro also featured an interview with Karl Lagerfeld about how we would all sleep exclusively with high-class escorts if we were all really rich. He’s probably right. Time to eat my slice of cafeteria cake!)

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Mar 19 2010 03:04 PM ET

Jennifer Lopez eyes 'Overboard' remake. Discuss.

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j-loImage Credit: Kyle Rover/startraksphoto.comOverboard is the kind of ’80s movie I’m okay with Hollywood revisiting in theory. It’s beloved — but it’s still just Overboard. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jennifer Lopez is in talks to star in a remake of the 1987 Goldie Hawn-Kurt Russell classic* for Will Smith’s production company. No word on if she’ll play a rich woman who falls off her yacht, gets amnesia, and then is tricked by the sweaty carpenter she previously pissed off into thinking she’s his wife/housekeeper/babymaker/mini-golf course artist. But per the trade, Leslie Nixon, who wrote the original film (as well as Outrageous Fortune!), is among the scribes who’ve worked on the script, so fingers crossed.

What do you think? If I can’t watch Lopez in a role as good as Karen Sisco in Out of Sight, then I’m fine with her making another movie that I could very well end up watching some Saturday afternoon on TBS’ Movie and a Makeover (see: Monster-in-Law, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, and the upcoming The Back-Up Plan). I do think she has her work cut out for her though: She’ll need a costar with whom she has as much chemistry as Hawn did Russell (Matthew McConaughey could be shirtless as a carpenter, yes?), as well as a way to top Hawn’s deliciously dry delivery:

Any plot or casting suggestions? Go!

* And by “classic,” I mean “we will watch it every time we spot it on cable.”

Mar 19 2010 02:53 PM ET

'Glee' could move to Broadway, or your school

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Fox’s Glee could be taking the Broadway stage. According to Variety, Music Theater International is in talks with creators and producers to license the rights to Fox’s every-show-is-a-musical series. As the stage adaptation is only in initial development stages, it’s not clear if professionals or amateurs would be cast — a number of MTI-handled shows (Hairspray, High School Musical, Rent) are offered in age-appropriate school editions. That sound you just heard was a collective nation of real-life Rachel Berrys ripping the unsightly follicular buildup from their big-ass round hairbrushes to achieve a cleaner look for the mirror. It’s time to practice. This means everything. You guys, this could be bigger than Sectionals.

Would you rather see the Glee summer tour or Glee on Broadway? Or does it depend on who is cast?

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

Mar 19 2010 02:40 PM ET

'Megamind' trailer: This is the braintrust?

If Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill, Brad Pitt, and Tina Fey were going to lend their voices to one movie, did it have to be something so derivative? Megamind, formerly known as Oobermind, is about a supervillain (Ferrell) who gets bored after he defeats his good-guy rival (Pitt). I feel like this trailer is “upcycled” material from other films:

“Loving You”? Sorry, that cannot be disassociated from South Park‘s “Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride” for me. Even though that episode came out in 1997.

Are you getting an Incredibles Lite vibe from Megamind, PopWatchers? Or do you think Megamind will be a fun spin on the superhero genre?

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