In honor of season 10′s debut tonight, follow these 10 simple steps for a fluid transition from agonizing work day to dazzling ballroom night — and since my techniques might not work for everyone, suggest your own Dancing with the Stars preparation tips in the comments!
1. End all sentences with “Liiiiiiiiiive!” Whether you’re picking up the phone, greeting a coworker, answering a question in your Nihilism and Pop Culture philosophy seminar, or simply providing context to the action-based elements of a story, it’s a win-win. You get to pretend you’re Tom Bergeron; other people get to admire your enthusiasm in a world as bleak and meaningless as this one.
2. Go home You’ve annoyed everyone. It’s over.
3. Try to “dance” The rumba could go over very well on a crowded train or bus. Pick a target and put your back into it. You can do it. Hey, since when are you on the aggressive end of sexual harassment on public transit? Look at you, taking some initiative! READ FULL STORY »














