Set your DVRs: In Wednesday’s 14th season premiere of South Park, “Sexual Healing” (10 p.m. ET, Comedy Central), co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone address Tiger Woods and the phenomenon of sex addiction. According to the press release: “The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.” Our money is on Cartman… and, um, Kenny. Yours?
Is there any other scripted show you’d be more excited to see take on the Tiger Woods situation? I can’t think of one.








Given South Parks past I expect this will put the whole ‘addiciton’ into perspective.
Most of the time I agree with Southpark’s social comentaire. The sex addiction though, I dont see anything wrong with that. I love to have sex, however I don’t cheat! I think everyone likes to have sex, after all humans and dolphins are the only two species in the animal kingdom who have sex just for fun. I am really interested to see how they tackle this one. I don’t agree with Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, for the record.
you can’t criticize the overall message until wednesday… I have a feeling your going to be right on
excited to see this though
I bet it is my take, they are not addicts, they just get caught and have no self control
Well the fact that he was married does indeed make the difference. Sex Addict ? What a croc. I work 6 days a week. I guess I’m a Work addict. Well at least he likes White women…LMAO
I agree.
I don’t get how this is a big a deal as it is. In fact, the only objectionable aspect about this is that he is/was married, which would make this unforgiveable but not epic scandal material. If he was single it wouldn’t matter. Everyone was legal, everyone consented, everyone was of sound mind (no drugs, alcohol, or threats). Is the a dude selfish, adulterous cad? Yes. An irresponsible father? Quite possibly? An addict? Hardly. And this would apply to women, too. Sex addiction does exist, but a guy with access does not an addict make. I’m interested to see SP’s take, but the humor well on this has been pretty thoroughly tapped.
I’m glad they are going to rip this phony (and everyone else, I’m talking to you David Duchovny, who cries about this “disease”). BTW, we don’t know they were no drugs involved, Tiger was on some painkillers the night he crashed his car, all these celebrities (and Americans in general) overuse (and abuse) prescription medicines.
It’s cute how you can just claim to know what David said. Before you go and name names, get your facts straight. David went into rehab after his wife gave him no choice. He never “cried” addiction.
Maybe yhe humor is tapped for you because you are a TIger fan but I say Let er rip. That hypocrite will be back on a golf course and all the lemmings in this country will cheer him so I let him have a little more discomfort before his arrogant @ss goes back to showing no sportmanship on the course and stiffing kids on autograph requests.
Not a Tiger fan. Indifferent to him, and his scandal takes away from more important news, even in the entertainment sector. The well for me is mostly tapped because every conceivable variation of joke for his situation has been told and beaten to death. If SP finds new, fertile comedy ground that hasn’t been done a thousand times before, more power to them. Either way I’ll be tuning in so I hope they do.
EPIC
I trust South Park to go for both the cheapest and most insightful gags on this, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Leave it to these two goofballs to put the whole Tiger affair in to perspective. They should do Rielle Hunter and Johnny Edwards next. One day I want to give them both a hug…Go Colorado boys!!
OK, now that’s the first time I laughed when I saw a Tiger Woods headline! So funny! My money is also on Cartman…wouldn’t have thought of Kenny but that’s funny!
Maybe Butters
I was thinking the same thing.
“Rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women” … I’m going with Token. Or Kyle’s dad.
Tiger would like Butters, he is blonde after all.
My money is on Mr. Hat. That dude h as seen more action than a clapperboard.
This might beat the Kanye one. Wait, what am I saying? Kanye beats everything! Maybe some Chris Brown in the episode?
I’d love to see them do the Leno/O’brian Late Night scandel!!
I’d love to see you learn how to spell…
Clearly Sarah isn’t the only one who cannot spell, much less write coherently. The first two comments for this article were a sad commentary on the average intelligence of the human race.
You grammar/spelling police are effin loooosers
I wonder if they’ll do parody Glee, or would that be too much like their High School Musical parody?
Nah, that would be too much like their musical parody….which happens to be my favorite episode. “I’m slapping you, I’m slapping you ’cause you’re disrespecting me!”
Forget Cartman, I want the fourth grader to be Butters.