The start of another season of Celebrity Apprentice means the start of another spring chock full of genius quotes from the big boss man himself, Donald Trump — and the premiere episode did not disappoint. Whether he was flirting with contestants, talking up his own sex appeal, or demeaning his rivals, Trump was in fine form this evening. Make sure to read my full recap of the premiere, but first, share your thoughts about the episode on the message boards below, and start by voting for your favorite Trump quip of the evening. I know, it’s a tough call picking from among this six-pack of pure hilarity, but Celebrity Apprentice is all about hard decisions, people! Then, make sure to check back later for the full recap. Plus, for more Celebrity Apprentice news and views, you can follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss. Okay, let the voting begin!
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Not sure what’s crazier – that they still make you all recap this crap (which I’ve watched every season of, mind you), or that your recap is due at 2am!
I can’t stand Donald trump!
What’s to like? The guy is a disgusting pig.
I’m pegging Bret Michaels for the winner of the whole thing. Yes, he’s more than a little skeevy, but he’s smart and seems to be a decent businessman.
He also gets along with everyone, he’s generally well-liked, charming guy. That actually goes a long way through the majority of this competition – as long as he has the cajones to get a little ruthless toward the end.
did you see the preview of the coming show. Sinbad was bad-mouthing Brett for showing up late today, just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that. They will soon throw is arse out the door.
Actually, my favorite was another one: “Answer the (bleep) (bleep) question!”
yes, that was the winner. and really loved the bad editing on the men repeating it.
the Rosie one, for sure. it was just so ridiculous. I have nothing against Rosie, but this pretty much shows how much of a caricature of himself he has become.
I loved Cyndi!!!! She is FABULOUS!
I do too. She seems so utterly clueless about the show it just makes me love her all the more.
I love Cyndi also. She seems to be a real human being among a bunch of “celebrities.” I suppose that she will go soon, though, because of her relative innocence. I expect that Sharon Osborne will get rid of her as soon as she can.
Cyndi Lauper is so hot!
SOOO hot! Love her!!
The man is a pig. Calling Rosie disgusting to one of her best friends just tells you the kind of class this guy doesn’t have. I would love to see this guy get the sh!t kicked out of him.
It makes for outrageous TV. I would watch Donald Trump over Octomom or Kate and Jon, or whatever. At least he is a “true” celebrity, not like those who are desparate for their 15 minutes of fame.
OMG – why is this show still on the air ???????????
I agree – think the same thing EVERY time they keep bringing it back!!
When Pete B is fired, I might tune in.
I think it’s hilarious that he’s still carrying the grudge for Rosie. I crack up everytime he calls her disgusting; mostly because I agree!
You may not like Rosie but she happens to be a mother. Calling her disgusting like he does says a lot about who he is and how little class he has. I wonder how he would like it if someone called his mother disgusting.
So what’s your point? I know a lot of disgusting mothers. And yes Rosie IS disgusting.
I didn’t even know Trump was still doing his lame show.
I hope Brett Michaels wins I just love the guy I think he smart and is really the one to win it all