Image Credit: Sam Greenwood/Getty Images; Dave Allocca/Startraksphoto.com; David Becker/Getty ImagesThree women who had the pleasure of pleasuring Tiger Woods competed in the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on this morning’s Howard Stern Show. Congratulations to Jamie Jungers, 27, who won $75,000 and some golf balls! Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie competed in events such as talent, swimsuit, willingness to discuss Tiger Woods’ length and girth, spelling one’s name without extraneous e’s, and being a classy lady. Such as. For more about that third event, Huffington Post has a roundup of the pageant’s most significant revelations.
Mar 10
2010
05:53 PM ET
Howard Stern's Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant really happened, has winner
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Howard is awesome! I hope he gets on Leno to plug this!
Stern absolutely hates Leno now. Justifiably.
Thanks, Gene. I was being sarcastic. I think the hole world nose that Howard hates Leno.
I’m jealous of Tiger’s nine inch nail.
55 year old man stills struggles to be relevant. Experience includes stripper bologna tossing and saying F*** a lot. Howard, you’re as out of it as Larry King. And almost as old.
Keep up the good work Howard!!!! I don’t think it’s very fair to talk bad about Howard Stern and his show! Who else could have pulled this off? Thanks to Sirius Satellite, I got to hear the interviews unedited and Howard’s questions were respectful yet revealing! Love it! Howard, don’t retire, I can’t imagine radio without you.
What do you mean 55 year old man struggling? You are such a ignorant slut. You are like a frog stuck in a small pond and dunno what is going on in the world and how Howard rules the world from outer space with an iron fist up yours!!!!!
your an idiot Brian!!
An idiot, perhaps. But can he properly use the word “you’re” ??
Brian is muh favorite dumb@$$.
Great show today! Good bit. How long before Leno steals it somehow?
Stern is an idiot but so is Tiger.
I like Howard. Tiger will never get over this.
Get over what, exactly? What did Tiger do wrong, aside from cheat on his wife? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t condone his behaviour at all and I’ve always thought he was an entitled, spoiled brat. But his problems are really between him and his wife. If he’d just followed David Letterman’s lead and owned up to his transgressions in the first place, he would have avoided a lot of this cr*p.
Letterman only owned up to his transgressions when his back was against the wall while getting blackmailed by the CBS staffer.
The Stern show is the most entertaining and relevant program on TV or Radio. The Tiger Woods Beauty Pagaent was hilarious !!!
The hole world nose? That is beautiful. Here I thought the whole world knows…but I have poor english skills.
Hoe’s….all of them. Sternum..you pervert! Get a tan, whiten your teeth and get rid of mop on your head!!!
This is the first good pub Tiger has gotten in ages. The man has a nine-inch penis! If you don’t think he wants the world to know this, you don’t know men.
Keep up the good work Howard!!!! I don’t think it’s very fair to talk bad about Howard Stern and his show! Who else could have pulled this off? Thanks to Sirius Satellite, I got to hear the interviews unedited and Howard’s questions were respectful yet revealing! Love it! Howard, don’t retire, I can’t imagine radio without you.
Just so everybody knows, criticizing everything on earth is NOT a talent. Howard Stern is a waste of human DNA and I disapprove of his very existence.
Why should anyone care that you disapprove?
douche
Great interviewing like always! I wasnt even interested in the pageant, but like always Howard executes every interview brilliantly! I could listen to Howard til the day i die!! He is the real deal!! He doesnt pretend to be ANYTHING!!! Find me someone who’s realer than him, i dare you
Thank goodness it was not a good looking contest this dog is ugly. By the way did anyone look at the arms on this mut? No form
Well Big BOB, Howard wasn’t a mistress so his looks are irrelevant as he wasn’t in the contest retard. Howard publicly states time and time again he knows he’s not attractive. Bashing howard is obviously a way to build up your own self esteem, my guess you are 300 pounds, McDonalds regular, high cholesterol and already had at least one heart attack.
It was awesome and Howard remains the most interesting entertainer around. If you don’t think so, you obviously a. aren’t listening and b. don’t get irony.