For many of us, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are already an interactive experience because we yell at the TV. But come July, it’s official with the release of The Bachelor: The Videogame, hosted by Chris Harrison and using the likenesses of past show participants. What you’re looking at here is Jason Mesnick, one of the five Bachelors and five Bachelorettes you can compete for. We’re just gonna go ahead and quote the press release verbatim:
“In single player mode, the game is structured like the TV show. It is comprised of multiple ‘episodes’ where the player competes against the game characters for time alone with the Bachelor or Bachelorette. The Wii version offers multiplayer mode for a fun party game enabling players to compete against their ‘frenemies.’ Opponents can sabotage others’ dates and prevent them from receiving a rose! During each ‘season’ or game, contestants go on a variety of Group Dates and a One-On-One Date to earn hearts. These dates include fun challenges, puzzles and mini-games, which test skills such as memory, speed, observation and precision. At the conclusion of each ‘season,’ players will participate in the rose ceremony, where the Bachelor or Bachelorette must take into account the number of hearts that each competitor gained throughout the dates. Who will receive the Final Rose and who will be eliminated? Stay tuned to find out!”
Now I would be lying if I said the idea of Kristen Baldwin, Jessica Shaw, Annie Barrett, and I sitting in a room trash-talking and trying to sabotage each other’s dates didn’t fill me with a bit of joy. (Date locations include “a beach house, a rooftop restaurant, the red carpet in Hollywood, and a snowy mountain resort, and more.”) But in my vision, we’ve gotten this game for free and afterward, there is not a fight over who gets to keep it. What do you think? Will you accept this CG rose?
Sounds like Mario Party!
I do NOT want a rose from this game! Give me Final Fantasy XIII!
Just have all the Bachelorettes fight it out in the gowns with pies in their hands. That would make for a truly hilarious and incredibly messy experience.
What?? Now this is going way too far. I like the Bachelor but a video game? Really?
So which button takes off your character’s panties and hands them to the Bachelor?
I peed in a horse once.
I’ve already made peace with the Lord, so I don’t mind that the world has gone bat sh*t crazy and is coming to an end
Who will buy this?
There should be an Amazing Race video game. That I’d buy.
There is. It’s called “Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?”
can you fake propose to a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader so she’ll sleep with you and then dump her on national TV?
Don’t bother. Reality Steve will spoil it with cheat codes.
Chinese wants to clear me out of Shanghai once again beacuse I have insisted that
Chinese can’t make Sexual Intercourse with their own fathers, mothers, sons and
daughters. FOR their purpose, Chinese have controlled and monitored me for three
years,they have resorted to persecution and retaliation against me every day and
night since 2006.Chinese tell their own daughters and sons: “their sexual intercourse
with dauters and sons is normal and natural but the thing is private and it can’t
tell anyone else.” I know and tell the fact in the investigations, so Chinese once
wanted to kill me and had some assassinations of me.
Welcome to China,Chinese will teach you how to make sexual intercourse with your own
daughters,sons,mothers and faters.Chinese has deeply reseach into the incest enough
to be your teachers beacuse in one of sex websites the click volume on the incest
articles in chinese have reached over 28 millions times and such websites were about
700 in chinese internet history.
Is there a virtual fantasy suite?
So is this the new-fangled version of “Mystery Date”? I’m pining already for the choice between the Dream, the Dud, and Poindexter
When does this come out?