Thanks to Rob Zombie‘s mom for putting CSI: Miami on her son’s radar. The horror wizard directs tonight’s new episode (CBS, 10 p.m. ET), just as the TV-viewing audience emerges from a 17-day hibernation period in which our loofahs remind us of Olympic curling brooms. Expect blood, guts, and William Forsythe. “I was amazed at some of the things we did get away with,” the horror wizard told Show Patrol. Watch CBS’ preview for the episode, below.
I’m liking the way Michael Madsen‘s CSI version of jazz hands (when his name appears on-screen) mimic Malcolm McDowell‘s finger-wag as he sings about libel. We can only guess McDowell’s next musical number will be “Singin’ in the Rain”….
Will Zombie’s guest direction lure you in to CSI: Miami, or do you watch it anyway?








I might give it a peek…
I think you mean Michael Madsen not Marsden. Rob Zombie should direct all the CSI ep’s and leave my beloved Halloween movies alone.
The second Halloween he did was awful!! But I thought the original’s remake was pretty good. Especially the 2nd half.
Will Shari Moon show up as a corpse?
she’ll be on the show but not as a corpse i dont think
I love his music
tell me you didnt just call Rob Zombie a Horror wizard?! have you seen his movies?
he should stick to singing.
Devil’s Rejects is a classic.
dammit I might actually have to watch csi miami urgh why could it have been the orginal csi or at least csi new york.
I guess this means tonight’s episode will be even worse than usual.
So tired of CSI…. period.
I’ll watch this one just to see what Zombie did with it. but its a one-time deal
I can’t wait!!! I think Rob Zombie is an awesome director and I love CSI: Miami!!!!
I pledge my undying devotion to all things Rob Zombie. I will tune in just for him because I am so sick of all things CSI.
It’s so weird that the CSI target demographic seems to be the people who complain about too much violence and sex on TV. And then here they are, getting their rocks off of horrible murders and up-close visuals of wounds and organs.
Well CSI: Miami already sucks. Quite possibly the worst show on TV. And bringing in Rob Zombie isn’t going to make it any better. Have you seen Halloween 2? Worst movie of 2009. Zombie is a hack. He’ll probably only make this pitiful show even worse than it already is.
Rob Zombie has a vision! He will finallay make CSI:Miami worth watching! He is one of the most creative ARTISTS ever! He rocks and so does his work! Thank you Rob for all your hard work and talent
I can’t wait. His movies are good. Besides, it will be much better than watching the Bachelor!
I’ll be watching…
CSI Miami sucks the sh*t out of a donkey’s a$$, but I may watch only to to see what Rob Zombie has to offer the lame show.