Archive: February 2010 (381-390 of 489)

Feb 5 2010 12:15 PM ET

'RuPaul's Drag Race': Werq it out with the Dragulator!

Recently it came to light that you could Jerzify Yourself. Which was fun for, like, a hot beach second. But screw that spray tan-and-trucker cap shizzle because now you can Dragulate yourself with Logo and RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Dragulator. Werq it out, boys and girls! Like I did. (See: left.)

I mean, to be honest, this isn’t that much of a stretch for me, since I’ve taken this plunge in a much more literal way before. But just look at the difference from the inset photo that I started with! From just fine to super fab…in about five minutes! PopWatchers: Meet my drag alter ego, the magnificent Desi von Bumpit. Tiara, pink wig, double door-knockers, and all.

One of the hilarious aspects of the Dragulator is that it honestly doesn’t matter what photo you start with because by the time you layer on all that accoutro, by the end you can’t tell what’s underneath anyway. (Secret: That’s the beauty of drag for you!) READ FULL STORY »

Feb 5 2010 12:05 PM ET

'Bones' recap: Brennan finally gets put in her place

Bones-Emily-davidImage Credit: Greg Gayne/Fox The episode “The Devil in the Details” was supposed to show us that for Brennan, her belief in science, in reason and consequences, is what she finds reassuring — just as Catholicism comforts Booth. It’s supposed to make us understand that she has faith in something, too, and that’s why she lashes out so vehemently at psychology, which is her equivalent to blasphemy. It worked. But for me, the best moment of the episode was still when Dr. Copeland (guest star Joshua Malina), head of the sanitarium where the horned-and-tailed murder victim was a patient, called her out on belittling his work. At this point, her putting down psychology to people who are (a) trying to help her do her job and (b) good at theirs has gotten so distasteful that it’s making her unlikable as a person. Props to Bones for casting an actor as good as Malina in that role. You believe he’d stand up to Brennan, calmly and articulately: “I spend every working hour of every day trying to help people who are living in hell. That’s an honorable way to spend a life, perhaps more honorable than figuring out what happened to dead people who are already beyond pain and suffering.” Brennan conceded that his intentions, however misguided, do count. But she only apologized for undervaluing his work after she saw him in action, drugging an agitated, delusional patient, Philip, who wanted the “special medicine” nurse/suspect Lloyd gave him and the victim. (Who knew heroin had medicinal purposes?) Anyway, better late than never, Brennan. Let’s hope this revelation carries over into future episodes, and she doesn’t regress. (Note: The next new episode of Bones airs April 1, so she does have time to forget her manners…)

My second favorite scene was when Hodgins did his experiment trying to measure the impact of nun-chuck strikes. People hitting themselves in the head with anything is always funny, but TJ Thyne sold his fall, his awe at seeing intern Arastoo’s mad skills (“What are you, some kind of Persian ninja?”), his crawl to the computer to see the results and rule out the nurse’s nun-chucks as the murder weapon, and his passing out. We’re gonna need to watch that again after the jump… READ FULL STORY »

Feb 5 2010 12:00 PM ET

'Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains': Why some players aren't crazy about Rupert

Survivor fans love Rupert. They love the way he’s massive and hairy, but cute and cuddly at the same time — the epitome of a gentle giant. They love the way he stole shoes and wore a skirt in Pearl Islands. They love his tie-dye t-shirt. They love that he is a youth counselor. Survivor fans love Rupert. But here’s a little tip for you: Not all Survivors are as fond of the big guy. Jeff Probst chalks it up to jealousy on the part of other competitors who don’t get nearly the attention that the hippie Hagrid does. That could be it. But plenty of players have grumbled that Rupert has twice gotten a hero’s edit that he did not deserve, and that behind the cutesy cackle is a self-serving attention monger looking out solely for himself. [Rupert gets a bad break in the game, plus on location video after the jump.] READ FULL STORY »

Feb 5 2010 11:50 AM ET

'The Sarah Silverman Program': What do you want?

On last night’s premiere of The Sarah Silverman Show, Laura helped Sarah compile a list of her Wants and Needs. We are so on the same page! My top 3 Wants presented here would be 1) Tambourine Shoes, 2) Gigantic Magnet, 3) Fork Jewelry. I’m so glad there’s a show that holds important things I care about in such high regard. I was also more psyched than usual to hear Laura Silverman’s voice because she of The Comeback‘s Jane fame used to voice Dr. Katz’ sullen receptionist Laura and I’ve been watching those on DVD lately during bagel time on Sundays. Wow, I’m awesome.

Nice subtle product placement of Jet Blue, too.

Which of Sarah’s Wants do you Need the most in your life right now? Did you get a kick out of last night’s hermaphrodite-y Sarah Silverman premiere? If so, were you sober?

Feb 5 2010 11:13 AM ET

'The Real Housewives of Orange County' recap: Who here gives a rat's a- -?

Hubris was flying left and right last night. Tamra wanted to prove her eternal devotion to Simon so she got his name tattooed on her ring finger. “I just hope it’s not the kiss of death,” she giggled to the camera. (Cut to next season when she’s walking around with a jagged  ”NeedS Money” on said finger.) Simon got all misty when she debuted her new ink — after a mean-spirited build-up where she led Simon and his bike-riding friends to believe that she about to announce news of an affair — and thanked his wife by telling her it was the first unselfish thing she’d done in ages. He probably should’ve just gone with a hug.

Jim chomped on some sliders, dropped $2,985 on a room with a view, and debuted more of his strange fashion sense. His style is Britches Great Outdoors Meets Ed Hardy, with lots of block-colored dress shirts and skull and crossboned hoodies. We learned that he is 15 years older than Alexis, they’ve both been married before, and he likes a woman who is elegant yet also sexy. Sexy elegance if you will. Jim and Alexis went on a weekend getaway to Palm Desert which is where the couple first met five years ago. Turns out his poolside pickup line was “I know you’re either hot or thirsty so which one is it?” (Um, hungry? No, you’re thirsty. But I really want nachos. No, you want to rub suntan lotion on my shaved, spray-tanned back and then you want me to order you a glass of vintage sauvignon that I guarantee will be your new favorite wine. But I’m starving. Nachos aren’t elegant.) At the end of the night Jim and Alexis adjourned to the presidential suite to watch a pay-per-view Left Behind movie. “And you know what comes with a movie,” she unconvincingly winked at the camera. Scantily-clad righteousness!

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Feb 5 2010 10:13 AM ET

Demetri Martin's 'Bruce the Funny Dog' sketch: Maybe I don't hate dogs as much as I think...

Last night, Comedy Central’s Important Things with Demetri Martin returned. Now, I can’t claim to be a rabid Demetri Martin follower, but I stumbled across the show and died when I saw his “Bruce the Funny Dog” sketch. Before we go any further, a disclaimer: I really hate dogs. I know, it makes me sound completely evil to many of you. But: I’m a cat person. The funny thing is, though, the sheer cuteness of the dog in this sketch — and its overall ridiculous hilarity — really melted me. Maybe I do love dogs and never knew it? Anywho, enjoy Bruce here:

My favorite look: soccer clown king. (“I don’t even know what this joke is! What’s your concept??”) Or maybe when little Bruce is wearing a pink wig and glasses, just after you heard that the family’s friend/family/whoever Ann died. “He’s dressed just like her,” says the wife. Hehehe.

Did you catch this sketch last night and love it, too? Are you a cat-lover-turned-dog-lover now, like me?? What else was good from last night’s Important Things?

More from EW.com:
Demetri Martin tells us five important things about the new season of ‘Important Things’
Demetri Martin Q&A: The Comedy Central star riffs on relevance and ‘Important Things’
Demetri Martin will be ‘Important’ in 12 days: Are you psyched?

Feb 5 2010 09:30 AM ET

'The Red Riding Trilogy': 800 reasons you need to see it

Sure, it’s a tough sell — dirty cops, crooked businessmen, murder, and child abduction – all in one five-hour über-dark package? With thick Yorkshire accents and bad ’70s fashions, to boot. But trust me The Red Riding Trilogy is worth your time.

I’m trying to think of a way to describe these films – the closest I can come is: Zodiac meets The Wire meets Silence of the Lambs meets Midnight Cowboy meets meets Chinatown meets Kes meets The Godfather. Is that ridiculous enough to convince you to see it?

This is one of the year’s most ambitious film projects — maybe not in terms of budget, but certainly in terms of creative challenges. The filmmakers took acclaimed author David Peace’s Red Riding Quartet of novels and distilled them into three films (1974, 1980, and 1983), each with a different focus but overlapping some characters and settings in the North of England. The real-life Yorkshire Ripper comes into play, but a lot of this noir is fiction, about the people doing bad deeds (the aforementioned murder and child abduction) and a few brave souls who try to uncover the pitch-black truth. The project reflects the style of each director involved — Julian Jarrold (Becoming Jane), James Marsh (Man on Wire), and Anand Tucker (Leap Year) — and showcases a few of Britain’s best young actors (Andrew Garfield, Paddy Considine, Rebecca Hall). READ FULL STORY »

Feb 5 2010 09:20 AM ET

'The Vampire Diaries' recap: Diggin' up bones

Vampire-Diaries-ChildrenImage Credit: Quantrell Colbert/The CW We talk about it every week (in hopefully a different, colorful way), but it bears repeating: This show’s pacing — the speed at which we’re being given answers — is so satisfying that I genuinely believe my DVR would like to speak to me and say “thank you for letting me record this.” It also has to tape Brothers & Sisters, and that show is the king of having killer previews for episodes that just end up spinning their wheels. When we see a preview for Vampire Diaries that looks juicy, as the one for this flashback episode did, we trust it. We were not disappointed. READ FULL STORY »

Feb 5 2010 09:00 AM ET

Mickey Rourke on Megan Fox: 'probably the best young actress I've ever worked with'

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passion-play-fox-rourkeImage Credit: Lorey SebastianMickey Rourke and Megan Fox make a striking screen couple in writer/director Mitch Glazer’s Passion Play, the just-wrapped romance about a troubled trumpet player and a winged beauty who rescue each other from dire circumstances. The candid actor checked in from the snowy New Mexico set to discuss his costars and a lesson he learned from Alec Baldwin.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: The one paragraph synopsis for this film is a doozy, what with the beautiful circus freak with wings. What about the project caught your attention?
MICKEY ROURKE:
We talked about it, oh god, more than 10 years ago. [Writer/director] Mitch Glazer and I went to high school together, and his mother was my English teacher for two years. She was my favorite teacher, and I followed Mitch’s career as a journalist, so we’ve kind of kept in touch over the years.

You play Nate, a down-and-out trumpet player. What sets him on his downward spiral?
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Feb 5 2010 08:30 AM ET

Ratatouille history remade on 'The Jace Hall Show': A preview clip from season 3

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I admit it. This father-of-two wants to bike over to Jace Hall’s house, knock on his front door and ask his mother, “Can Jace come out to play?” The executive producer for ABC’s V has manufactured a pretty fantastic lifestyle for himself. After helping create some of your favorite video games (Justice League Heroes), he’s segued into television production with ABC’s promising alien-invasion series. He also hosts his own R-rated online mockumentary series, which is waist-deep in geekdom pleasures, including nostalgic video games, actual lightsaber duels, and comic-book legend Stan Lee. He even gets to hang with Rocky IV rivals Carl Weathers and Dolph Lundgren. (Biggest surprise? At 6’7″, Hall dwarfs both 1980s action heroes.) But it’s Hall’s connection to V that yields the first must-see moment of The Jace Hall Show‘s third season. Jane Badler, who played the evil alien, Diana, in the original V, cameos in today’s new episode, which goes live on IGN.com at 6 p.m. ET. I don’t know how they technically did it, but her rodent snack is somehow even more en-grossing than it was 25 years ago.

Badler has a gift. Truly. As does Hall's FX crew. How did they do that? Am I the only one mesmerized by this reenactment of one of my childhood's most jaw-dropping pop-cultural moments?


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