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Jan 7 2010 12:36 PM ET

I did not get a lot out of 'I Get That a Lot'

Even if you were one of the 8.5 million people who enjoyed watching Wednesday night’s second episode of CBS’ I Get That a Lot (a first episode aired in April 2009), you cannot possibly deny that its premise flopped…badly. The problem is that the celebs who agreed to pretend they worked normal-person jobs (Gene Simmons, pictured, as psychic guru, Mario Lopez as hot dog vendor, Snoop Dogg as parking lot attendant) were so obviously…well, themselves, that it was basically an hour of civilians stating “You are Heidi Klum” and then getting told they were wrong. One woman, led to believe that the lady pretending to fill in for her dry-cleaner was not Rachael Ray, told the camera, “I could tell it was her because of the way she moves her hands. I watch her show, so I knew it was her.” YES BECAUSE IT WAS HER. I couldn’t handle too much after that. The “big reveals” were such non-events that I almost think it would be better if the celebrities who did this were less famous — at least there’d be an element of suspense as to whether the guy squeegeeing the dashboard actually was Steve from Full House (and whether people would recognize him even AFTER his identity was revealed).

To be fair, I did love the Jessica Simpson segment because none of those people cared it was her; they just wanted their freaking computers fixed and she was incompetent.

Did any of you watch this? Which celebs do you want to see performing menial labor in a future episode?

Image credit: Monty Brinton/CBS

Jan 7 2010 11:16 AM ET

'Cougar Town' recap: The funniest lines from last night's episode (with Lisa Kudrow)

If you’re not a regular Cougar Town watcher and tuned in last night to see the much-advertised Courteney Cox-Lisa Kudrow (Valerie Cherish, I still miss you!) reunion, congratulations! You caught one helluva funny episode — and have hopefully added this gem to your “series recording” list. That said, while the erstwhile Friends were terrific (as anticipated) no one scored more laughs than Busy Philipps as clueless assistant Laurie. In fact, Philipps was so genius last night, I’ve got to break out her best zingers into their own “Top 6″ subset. Without further ado… READ FULL STORY »

Jan 7 2010 10:23 AM ET

'Modern Family' recap: Where there's smoke, there are hot firefighters (and a not-so-funny Benjamin Bratt)

The first Modern Family episode of 2010 may not have had as many guffaws-per-minute as its already classic Christmas-themed 2009 closer, but I absolutely loved the way a single, wacky plot point — “The firemen in our town have a reputation for being hot,” Phil reported, stone-faced — exposed another inappropriate character trait shared by siblings Claire and Mitchell. Indeed, Julie Bowen takes home the Episode MVP award just for Claire’s combined embarrassed/indignant reaction when Phil (suffering from kidney stones) busted her for changing into a flirty outfit to impress the musclebound hunks who were about to cart him off to the hospital. That goofy development yielded loads of laughs throughout the half-hour, from Phil’s sarcastic reprimand (“We want you looking your sexiest when the hunky gay firemen get here”) to his later request to his kids if he didn’t survive his procedure (“Please be nice to your new fireman daddy.”). Still, the night’s best moment was watching Claire exit anesthetized Phil’s hospital room after trying to convince him that she wasn’t guilty of fireman-baiting, which played out like this: READ FULL STORY »

Jan 7 2010 10:00 AM ET

Guilty Pleasures Final Vote: 'Say Yes to the Dress' vs. 'Wipeout'

Surprise, surprise. Two of our lower-seeded contestants are now battling for the TOP CROWN of our Guilty Pleasures Reality TV Showdown. (See the revised bracket here.)

It’s Say Yes to the Dress vs. Wipeout. Two wildly different shows that give you guilt-inducing pleasure.

The gang from Kleinfeld’s and the big red balls have beaten out such reality TV staples as The Real Housewives, The Hills, Rock of Love, and Temptation Island to make it to the final two.

When deciding on your vote, remember our criteria for the competition: “Shows that we knew were a certain level of bad, but that we genuinely enjoyed watching.”

Need some reminding of their genius?

Say Yes to the Dress

Wipeout



Voting is open until 5 pm ET Sunday. And come back Monday when the winner will be revealed in all its guilty pleasure glory!

Photo Credit: Wipeout: Adam Larkey/ABC; Say Yes to the Dress: TLC

Jan 7 2010 09:50 AM ET

'She's Out of My League' trailer: How would you rate it?

It might not have any big name stars or a built-in franchise fanbase, but the upcoming comedy She’s Out of My League (out March 12) has one of those catchy, super-simple premises that marketing dreams are made of: What if a 5 started dating a 10? In this case, the 5 is Kirk (Jay Baruchel), a nebbishy airport security guard, and the 10 is Molly (Brit hottie Alice Eve) a blond bombshell. He finds her phone; she finds him oddly endearing; mismatched romantic mayhem ensues.

Keeping with the pic’s theme — and its morally questionable website, which asks you to calculate your own hotness based on factors like “muffin top” (-2) and “no underwear” (+3) –, we figure it’s only fair to crunch the numbers for the movie’s just-leaked trailer (see below).

No A-list stars (-1)
Super sidekick Krysten Ritter (+4)
Inevitable comparisons to Knocked Up (-1)
Attempt at coining the term “moodle” (-1)
Use of Weezer’s “(If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” (+2)
Random polar bear cameo (+2)

So overall, we’ll give it a 5, like Kirk. But that’s not to say the movie itself won’t snag a 10 this March. Your turn, PopWatchers: How would you rate the trailer?

Jan 7 2010 09:38 AM ET

'Obviously thou art not a golfer': What if Shakespeare had written 'The Big Lebowski'?

Regular readers may be aware that I’m a big fan of The Big Lebowski. Why, only this week I presented one of my buddies with the birthday gift of a t-shirt emblazoned with the image of John Turturro in the movie and the deathless slogan “NOBODY F*#%$ WITH THE JESUS” (which is really going to tie his wardrobe together).

But even I can’t claim to have spent too many sleepless nights wondering what the Coen brothers’ tale of weed, bowling, and micturated-upon rugs would have been like if it had been penned by William Shakespeare. Nevertheless, that question has now been abundantly answered by a young film-maker named Adam Bertocci, whose script for what he has titled “Two Gentlemen of Lebowski” combines the Bard of Stratford with the Dude of LA (or “the Knave” as Bertocci has renamed Jeff Bridges’ character). Thus, the assertion by John Goodman’s character Walter Sobchak that the aforementioned Jesus “served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old” becomes “Two seasons has he idled in prison for exposing his manhood to a pageboy.” Meanwhile, Goodman’s insistence that Steve Buscemi’s character should, “Shut the f— up, Donny,” transmogrifies into the rather less foul-mouthed “Hold they tongue, Donald.”

And, perhaps best of all, this early exchange between Bridges and a pornographer’s henchman…

BLOND TREEHORN THUG: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f— is this?

THE DUDE: Obviously you’re not a golfer.

…is rewritten as…

BLANCHE
Villainy! Why this confounded orb, such as men use to play at ninepins; what devilry, these holes in holy trinity?

THE KNAVE
Obviously thou art not a golfer.

Gadzooks, methinks ’tis all as fine a way to waste an hour or so as I have come across in these four seasons. But what thinkest thou?

Photo credit: Big Lebowski: Everett Collection

Jan 7 2010 09:00 AM ET

This week's cover: 'American Idol' exclusive: The first interview with judges Ellen DeGeneres and Simon Cowell

While Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres haven’t had a lot of time to spend together since DeGeneres signed on as the newest American Idol judge last September — he’s been in London shooting The X-Factor, while she’s been in LA working on her Emmy-winning talk show — the duo have no problem being honest with each other about their relationship as soon-to-be coworkers.

“Simon really is, in my opinion, mean to people sometimes,” says DeGeneres, who makes her first appearance on Idol when Hollywood Week kicks off on Feb. 9. “So I think I’ll be hard [as a judge], but if he’s rude, I’m going to let him know he’s rude.”

“And I may disagree with you,” Cowell retorts. “If everything is ‘After you,’ ‘No, after you,’ that’s uncomfortable.” READ FULL STORY »

Jan 7 2010 09:00 AM ET

First Look: Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber take on Broadway

Scarlett Johansson and Broadway vet Liev Schreiber will take to Broadway’s stage in Arthur Miller’s 1955 play, A View From the Bridge, now playing and opening Jan. 24. In the play, which focuses on a tightly knit Italian-American neighborhood in New York City, Schreiber plays Eddie Carbone, a longshoreman from Red Hook, Brooklyn obsessed with his niece, Catherine, played by Johansson.

“I don’t know that [Eddie] ever acknowledges to himself that he has any inappropriate feelings towards his niece,” Schreiber says. “I think he just doesn’t want to give her up. Part of the struggle is not wanting to let go of her. I think that when he sees her falling in love with someone else, it’s very difficult for him.”

Schreiber, who won a Tony for his performance in 2005′s Glengarry Glen Ross, first thought he was too young to play Eddie when offered the role, but the name “Arthur Miller” was enough to convince him to accept. “[Eddie] is such a brilliant character. Who knows if I’ll ever get asked to do it again so I jumped at it,” Schreiber says. “[Miller] is such a good writer. There’s no fat. Every scene is essential. That, for an actor, is a wonderful thing. It’s also exhausting and kind of brutal. But [A View from the Bridge] is part of that continuum of great American plays. It’s the American equivalent of Shakespeare.”

So how did his costar Johansson do with her Broadway debut? “I’ve just been really impressed with her composure. Broadway is a pressurized situation and we’ve had a really short rehearsal period,” he says. “It’s really amazing watching her handle it so well and so beautifully. She’s really evolved so much especially over the last two to three weeks. I’m blown away by her. I’ve kind of fallen for Scarlett.”

For more on Schreiber and Johansson’s turn on Broadway, check out the new issue of EW on stands this Friday.

Photo Credit: Joan Marcus

Jan 7 2010 06:59 AM ET

People's Choice Awards 2010: The PopWatch categories

After thoroughly eviscerating the 2009 People’s Choice Awards, I was honored (possibly not the correct word) to be asked by my editors if I would watch and comment on this year’s ceremony. And while I do not believe I deserve any credit or thanks — send your notes of gratitude to whoever hired Survivor producer Mark Burnett – I am thrilled to announce that the 2010 People’s Choice Awards were at least 47 percent less utterly moronic than their predecessor. In fact, it is possible I legitimately enjoyed entire seconds of the broadcast.

Because of this enjoyment, and because I am, in fact, a People, I have decided to hand out my own series of awards, interspersed with the actual televised results, after the jump. You can get the full list of winners, scads of which (including “Favorite Animal Show”) did not appear on the telecast, at PeoplesChoice.com. I have been told you can also register your preference for everything else on earth somewhere on the site, and that people who feel powerless in their own lives achieve a sense of purpose in doing so. The rest of us just blog. Onward!

Favorite Incredibly Disturbing Lyric
“All the best will win awards / the losers will be bound and gagged like spies on 24.” — Queen Latifah’s opening number
(Runner-up: “You can run but you can’t hide from the People’s Choice Awards.” — Queen Latifah’s opening number)

Favorite Way To Reference Twilight Phenomenon Without Making Entire Show About Twilight Phenomenon
Actually pretty funny parody in which Queen Latifah tries to get Edward Cullen to appear on the 2010 People’s Choice Awards

Favorite Moment In Actually Pretty Funny Twilight Parody
“I’ll just get the werewolf to do the show.” — Queen Latifah

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Jan 7 2010 06:00 AM ET

'Ugly Betty' Bites: 24 flair-filled lines from last night's episode, 'The Passion of the Betty'!

Did you catch Ugly Betty in its new Wednesday-night timeslot last night? Well, if you didn’t, catch up on Hulu (but first, read my catch-up post from yesterday) because it was yet another fantastic episode, featuring Wilhelmina’s triumphant return to Mode, a bunch of weird Betty-themed artwork by her boyfriend Matt, and Marc’s delectable new “boyfriend” (played by Becki Newton’s real-life brother, no less—how perfect!). Slam dunk, in my mind.

Also a slam dunk (seriously, what’s with my uncharacteristically and very un-Ugly Betty-esque fratty vernacular today?) last night were the hilarious one-liners. No surprise! There were actually 24 fantastic quips, by my count, and I’ve got them all here for you. Enjoy!

“I’m a professional. I don’t get grossed out by food caught in braces.” —Betty’s dentist Dr. Farkas, during an appointment with Betty

“You see, it’s the little things that’ll get you. One day Matt is saying ‘Miss you much,’ and the next day it’s ‘Pop! Pop!’ Murder-suicide.” —Hilda, about Matt’s growing obsession with Betty

“She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!” —Marc, about Mode’s clueless new creative director

“You can’t miss ‘Puck Night’! C’mon someone around here will want to go to a hockey game. OK, maybe not….” —Betty, to Matt, after looking around the Mode office quickly and realizing that every other man who works there is gay

“Spooky! You’re trans-Mexifying right before our eyes.” —Amanda, to Marc, after a photo of Betty during a slide show of Marc-only photos

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