Miraculously, I was able create this list for PopWatch without vomming and/or naming “The fact that I watched the entire thing and then typed words about it” as Nos. 1-10. Behold the Jersey Shore star’s appearance on Monday night’s The Jay Leno Show, or screw your eyes shut, try not to notice that she’s starting to look like Meadow Soprano in a not-terrible way, and move on to the next item. Let’s all just try to get through the day, all right?
Top 10 Things That Made Me Die Inside During Snooki’s ’10@10′
10. Delayed reaction to Jay’s question “How are you?” sets up general vibe of doom.
9. “Actually, I have a story for you!” heightens doom vibe, turns out to be even worse story than expected.
8. Snooki explains what one could do with bronzer and eyeliner if they happened to be in one’s bag.
7. “I cheated on him because he was a guido.”
6. The reason Snooki finds Twilight boring is that it contains no pictures.
5. I can’t decide who to pity more: the hotel manager or that poor curtain.
4. “Blue Suede Shoes”
3. Repeated mention of the Bumpit
2. “I tease” reminded me of Bill Maher’s “I kid,” even though Snooki was talking about her hair.
1. PICKLES ARE NOT JUNK FOOD.
The ‘delayed reaction’ looks like satellite delay to me.
that happens with a lot of the stars in this segment.
She’s got a great presence about her. I actually liked her on that.
Another piece in the crispy puzzle.
So let me guess. Crispy: mid-forties divorced mom in… what, somewhere in Colorado? Not the mid-west…
Real Housewives of Jersey Shore- be worried. They’re coming!
why you hating on crispy dude?
I think I summed it up yesterday pretty well when I called crispy the ‘lowest common denominator’.
Crispy strikes me as the kind of person I am forever sharing cubicle walls with: desperately enamored with whatever is ‘hot right now’, helplessly obsessed with things like the outcome of Dancing With the Stars. A person who loves to be emotionally manipulated by media.
Probably hasn’t paid for music in a decade… Is annoyingly loud in bars (i.e., shrieking WOOOOT WOOOOT at the video poker machines), on and on.
Am I reading too much into it? Or am I totally accurate?
wow eyeball you care WAYYYYYYY too much of the opinions of a name on a screen.
Um. Jay. Seriously. Your show is this close to being canceled… I just.. I think this segment means it is time to say goodbye.
Actually, the way I interpreted #5 was even worse — I thought she was saying that she cheated on her ex-ex with her ex was because her ex was a guido, and therefore superior to her ex-ex — Snookie having said previously that her dream was to marry a guido. And the facts that I (a) know that she’s said that in the past and (b) took the time to think about and write this post just made me die inside. Kind of a lot.
I think you’re right about #5. That’s how I took it too. Not that I watched or anything. (Anyone else kind of hoping snooki’s in on the joke?)
I’m assuming it was the writer’s assignment to watch The Leno Show and not an act of choice, then rolled over into a piece. After all, it would be hard to take any of this seriously if the writer was:
a) Watching because they wanted to
b) Watching because of this “Snooki” person.
So what did we learn? If you want to be famous for a little while all you have to do is act like a low life and get punched in the face. You can be on Leno!
Every one of those skanks on that show deserves a punch in the face.
Agreed, at very least a smack in the mouth.
Why are we giving this stupid, fat, ugly pig any attentiong?
Annie, what is “vomming?”
Why oh why is Jay still doing this awful segment?!?!? Every one I’ve caught has been horribly awkward and unfunny.
Is it just so NBC can say they got Tom Cruise or some other big star on the show? Because it’s really not worth the trouble.
I like Jay, but man… his show absolutely stinks.
I can’t understand why this travesty is still on the air and why anybody even bothers to watch it and comment on it professionally.
The only way in hell I would ever watch this show, or anyone from it, would be if I got strapped down and had my eyes forced open “A Clockwork Orange”-style.
not suprised hes had the jersey shore cast on his show twice since this show is DESPERATE for ratings… with that being said, I dont understand why this upsets people so much
Who?