By now, most of you have seen the photos of the heinous sparkly catsuit worn by Jennifer Lopez on New Year’s Eve. Basically, the gal looked like Catwoman…if the Batman villainess had been styled by Carson Kressley. But it was further proof that no one should wear catsuits unless they are in fact playing Catwoman. That means I’m giving a free pass to Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry. But Beyonce and Kanye gal pal Amber Rose, you are on alert: NO MORE CATSUITS IN PUBLIC! No one can make them work. Also, they’re not practical! You never know when an emergency bathroom break could occur and completely disrobing can take some time! Is it really hard to pick out a nice pair of pants and a separate top? I don’t think so. I do it every day!
What do you think of catsuits, PopWatchers? Yay or nay?
sK@anky and that’s how they like it – in regards to J-lo’s outfit on new years eve – just P thru it – bet it dries really quick
that was inappropriate.
But amazingly, quite likely true!
Welcome to the “LOOK AT ME!!” generation.
I think it’s become: “LOOK AT ME DESPERATELY TRYING TO OUTDO YOU!!” generation. JLo and Madonna are getting too old for that.
She looked a hot mess! And that “jacket” she was wearing looked like it was made out of bad weave!
At first, I thought that too. But then I saw her perform and I have to say: she made it work.
Heinous. Seriously, what is the job of a stylist if not to say “you are a mother of two with an awesome body – let’s get you into something flattering and age-appropriate!” Stacy and Clinton, HELP.
I thought she looked like a naked moron.
Jeez, what happened to her? She looks like a young Joan Rivers. And as for the catsuit, two words, Camel Toe!
Was just a caculated ploy to be talked about the next day (she REALLY wants back in the spotlight! Movies are not working, Spanish album tanked and the public hate her self-centred narcistic ways). That hideous outfit screamed “I will not be ignored, want to back on top”. JLO needs to accept that it ain’t going to happen, her glory days are a thing of the past, she won’t reach that height again (she never had enough musical talent to support it forever). My group were all laughing watching her, all of us said we were embarassed for her because we could smell her desperation to be popular again right through the TV screen.
Next you’ll say she’s a diva and her “Louboutins” single is out of touch with the average person. I’m wearing my $800 Louboutins right now. Aren’t you guys?
I’ll have to answer you from my yacht, Jenn. My private jet is about to land.
I’ll have to answer you from my private plane that can land on my yacht next to my private island I named: “Privacy” because you’re too common to look at me.
It was very distracting… not in a good way. I hope it was at least warm, like a sparkly one-piece under armor.
How about Halle Berry?…I’m not too sure myself.
Sad, even after kids, she’s so me-me-me, begging for attention. She would rather have the public talk about her horrible and unflattering outfit the next day than NOT talk about her at all.
She needs to go away, she’s done.
Awful, our group couldn’t stop laughing. She wore a baby onesie on stage!! Hilariously awful, still chuckling. This is what happens when a person has to may sycophants around them (including her hubby) because NOT ONE of them said “NO, um, just NO!” when she put that on?!! Too funny!!
Not that my boyfriend is in anyway a control freak, but he said there would be no way he’d let me go out in public looking like that. I guess poor old Marc realized long
ago that he will never wear the pants in that family. (hmm, apparently neither does she)
And to anoano, you’re right, you could totally sense the desperation coming off of both of them, it was an embarrassing display for someone her age who has small children. Your 15 minutes are over, deal with it, move on…
J-old
It made her look andrognous and not at all sexy. Reminded me of Marilyn Manson on one of his album covers.
Lighten up Tim…she is a performer(talented or not) and it was a costume. Accept it the way you accept Lady Gaga wearing a Kermit the frog ensemble and whatever the hell it is that Rihanna’s doing with her hair.
But Gaga and Rihanna are in their early 20′s…That was 20 years for J-l… uh no, Mama Jennifer Lopez.
I don’t dislike her outfit but it makes me uncomfortable especially around the pelvis. She should add some sequined shorts or something like that.
I’m a little concerned by your title. Are you implying that male celebrities should feel free to go ahead and shrink-wrap their junk?
Shrink-wrap their junk! Highlarious!