David Letterman returned to the air Monday night with his first new show since Nov. 25, and he cautiously took a few swings at Tiger Woods. “Boy, it looks like that Tiger Woods is havin’ some trouble, huh?” he opened. After 24 seconds of silence (unless you count the audience’s laughter), he spoke again: “You know what, I was thinkin’ if this thing happened three months ago, I’d have material for a year.“
That begs the question: Will Letterman’s personal experience dealing with “transgressions” publicly ultimately help or hurt his monologue as Tiger Woods continues to dominate the news? Last night, I’d say it helped. After joking about the media firestorm surrounding Woods being the largest blaze since his own gay kiss with Adam Lambert, Letterman cracked: “President Obama is sending troops to Afghanistan. Why hell, he oughta be sending ‘em to Tiger Woods’ house…. I wish he would stop callin’ me for advice.” He said Woods endorsements may be in jeopardy: He may no longer be on a box of Wheaties. ”And I was thinkin’, Well, my god, if he’s actually this active…I mean, maybe he deserves to be on a Wheaties box…. Yeah, not much else I can say.” More laughter. But there was more to say: Dave’s Top 10 list was the Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image: ”Maybe I’ll learn a little something here myself.” Should the subject make you uncomfortable, Letterman had good guy Tom Hanks react to each punch line (1. Blame Letterman. Hanks: “Ouch.”)
After the jump, we take a look at how the other late night hosts handled Woods last night. Were Letterman’s jokes the best? READ FULL STORY »


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