BREAKING: In an effort to keep the number of wispy hairs shielding the faces of teen-ish hearthrobs in check, Taylor Swift has stolen Nate Archibald’s bangs. Calls to Swift’s camp asking for confirmation of coiffurial transference went unanswered. OMFG.
JK people! Nate Archibald is imaginary, and research suggests that Chace Crawford the actor has been wearing his hair swept off his pretty little face like this outside of the Gossip Girl bubble for months. It’s especially extreme in today’s Women’s Wear Daily profile of Crawford, which Mandi accidentally came across during her daily 2-3 p.m. search for glamour shots of Taylor Lautner and Alexander Skarsgard.
Can you tell it’s Friday? Vote below. (Use this pic for reference.)
Photo credit: Crawford: Elder Ordonez/INFphoto.com; Swift: Dario Alequin/INFphoto.com
This article is all kinds of stupid.
then DON’T read it!!
Right on!
And how is someone supposed to find out it’s stupid before reading it?
I love Annie’s Ridiculata.
I quite enjoyed it. Maybe YOU’RE all kinds of stupid.
Mandi is a girl after my own heart. My daily search would be the same if I had that kind of discipline.
I’ve got to imagine that Taylor bangs better. She got that look of being a naturally gifted banger.
Mandi, great way to spend 2-3pm. Alexander was briefly my iPhone wallpaper, until my husband got annoyed that it had replaced our beloved dead dog’s pic. The guilt.
Tears where there was once panting! How sad. Points to your hubby for some GREAT revenge, though.
Um sooo…has anyone else noticed that that’s not Taylor Swift? I mean it’s not her…look at her features: this girl’s eyes are actully open, and her nose and mouth are different than Taylor’s…
No, it is.
Who cares about either one of them? Let’s talk about Alexander Skarsgård!
Yes, Alexander, he would look good in bangs…come to think of it, he would look good in anything, or not!
People, it’s just for a photo shoot, she has had her hair straight before, nothing new…