Tennis, drugs, Brooke Shields, blah blah blah. There was only one truly great revelation in Andre Agassi’s new memoir Open: An Autobiography: The tennis star’s famous tresses were actually a “weave system.” (Somewhere, Tyra Banks is cursing herself for not landing this interview.) “I was at a time in my life too where i was kind of in a bit hiding myself,” explained Agassi on Letterman last night. “What better way to hide yourself than to wear a mullet?” Wise words, Andre. Check out the clip below, in which Agassi bids adieu to his ‘do.
Weird as it may sound, Agassi’s candor kind of makes us feel like he shouldn’t have to be embarrassed about his hair. Just because I guy decides to wear a blond, highlighted, feathered, shoulder-length mullet wig with color-coordinated headband…Okay, let’s get real. That’s humiliating.
“I swear to you I’ve never experienced anything like this. It’s every single day,” says New Moon star Robert Pattinson of the constant on-set fuss surrounding his character Edward’s signature mane. During a break from shooting Eclipse, the next film to be adapted from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight novels, Pattinson — sitting alongside costars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner — recounts the continuing saga. “In Twilight, they wanted me to have extensions down to my hips.” (“He’s a liar,” Stewart interjects playfully. “He doesn’t remember. He’s remembering how they made him feel, but they were just, like, down to here [pointing to her shoulders].”) Pattinson continues. “So I told them ‘Look, that’s just not going to happen.’ I said, ‘It looks like this already, I’ll come to set like this.’”
Dudes. If this wasn’t straight-up the worst episode of Top Model ever, I don’t know what was. Really and truly: I think this was rock bottom. Which is maybe good, because that means next week (and next cycle, I guess? hope?) will have to be better, and that gives us all something to look forward to. But for now, we’ll have to do the difficult — the nearly unthinkable, really — and look back, back, back into the bleak abyss that was this week’s episode. I call it H-to-B recapping: head to barf. 
During interviews for EW’s upcoming cover story on New Moon, Robert Pattinson revealed that he and I have something most trivial and intriguing in common: an appreciation of the 1994 Gen X drama Reality Bites. “I really like Ethan Hawke in it. And I liked Winona Ryder. Actually, I liked everything,” he told EW senior writer Karen Valby. “[I was] watching my older sister and her friends when I was 12 and thinking it was all really cool. Like the scenes in their apartments with the candles in the wine bottles. I wish that was still cool—now it’s just silly pretentiousness. I just wanted to put a candle in a wine bottle.”
I always thought Miss Jay was the leggiest man of them all, but it turns out he might have some competition–from his son! The America’s Next Top Model judge 
