Sometimes a YouTube video comes along that makes me truly nostalgic for the type of high-quality life-improving services only available in the southwest Chicagoland area. Jones’ CHEAP ASS Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy: Because in today’s broke-ass society, things aren’t cheap.
In addition to top-notch molester-free daycare services, the Alsip, Ill.-based sketch comedy troupe Big Dog Eat Child also shills for Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage (“Do you know how big a bus is?”) and Jones’ Good Ass Barbeque and Massage.
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He is my hero.
If loving that is wrong I don’t wanna be right.
yes! (708)! What about Eagleman??
Featuring Mancow Muller, LOL
I wonder if the daycare serves Calumet City..
I’ve got something for you! Ah! Look at those low rates!
You can find the Eagleman ad on YouTube, too. Epic.
ha ha ha ha!!! EPIC!!!
Haha! Love it! 708 is the place to be! And Angie, Eagleman was the greatest!
Yes Eagleman!!! Holy shazbot i havent thought about that in years. I went back to Chicago recently and heard a Menard’s commercial for the first time in 8 years, that and White Castle make this all the better.
Epic. I want to open a franchise: Jones Cheap Ass College Diploma.
lol!
SWEET! Another shout out to Chicagoland. Along with Eagleman, don’t forget Victory Auto Wreckers and Empire Carpet. 5-8-8 2-3-hundred, Empiiire.
I wish I could find the REALLY good old Empire Carpet commercials (The “Bunny Hop” one and the “Sweetheart Sale” one).
ecjb ohh my goodness taking me back in the day! they threw in the eight hundred-588-2300 empire TODAY!
Yes Go 708! Eagleman!! all the way.
anyone remember Handy Andy? Can’t remember if that’s just local or not but I used to go there all the time with my dad. Now it’s a bar/club.
Handy Andy in Cicero has been, like, five different stores since it disappeared.
How about Voctory Auto Wreckers, 710 E Green in Bensenville near O’Hare – oh SAD that I can remember that off the top of my head!
Sorry, VICTORY Auto Wreckers
Eagleman is the shiz. Also, the Moo and Oink commercials. And Andre Dawson’s Tru-Link Fence spot featuring the worst piece of acting ever. “When I hit it over the fence at Wrigley Field, I hit it over a Tru-Link Fence.”
Ah, there’s no town like Chitown…
The best thing about Victory Auto Wreckers is that in 30-some years, they have never changed their commercial! Awesome.
holy cow, you guys are taking me back right now.
*that burn out’s surprised face when his car door falls off*
*Oh look at those low rates!*
good times guys