Nov 6 2009 08:00 AM ET

Fergie's childhood crush: We've got the shocking footage!

Okay, that’s a vaguely misleading headline, but we do think once you’ve watched what we have for you here, you will forgive us.

There is no way to properly do the following absurdity justice, other than to say it is free joy, sponsored by Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson, Lionel Richie, Kids Incorporated (K! I! D! S!), and the National Association of Scary Clowns. Good morning!

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  • Jodie

    Shes so cute.

  • Mari

    HAH! there really is no excuse for such freakiness!

  • michka

    Only the voice sounds quite the same, she’s barely recognizable. She was cute though. Why are you trying to mock at her EW? We knew already she is a former Nickelodeon kid. Are you gonna show us Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato first steps too?

    • dusen

      She’s serenading a demonic clown! How can you not find the humor in that? Lighten up Michka.

  • Jack

    The clown from “IT” has nothing on that dude! Wow.

  • idigress

    Um…I am going to climb back in bed and hide! Fergie has a great tone to her voice, that clown is just effing freaky!

  • TheObserver

    Fergie is adorable and her vocie is amazing even then but can I just say something? CLOWNS ARE NOT FUNNY! THEY’RE SCARY! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED!
    I think clowns were invented by therapists to secure their livelyhood. the tormenting of people young and old to ensure that we end up in therapy is an atrocity that goes unnoticed everyday in this country!

    • Aaron

      “clowns were invented by therapists to secure their livelihood” –too funny and true.

  • orville

    Oh wow. Not even in my worst Nyquil fueled fever dreams could I have come up with that.

  • Melinda65

    Perhaps “Big Girls Don’t Cry,” but “I Gotta Feeling” from that clown that was anything but happy. I’m not sure what was freakier–him, or the way that he was seemingly everywhere at once.

  • Nick T

    Way creepy! At first I was like, what is so bad about this. Then that clown appeared in that dark alley…

    • wendy

      lol pennywise

  • paige

    that clown is terrifying! they all float indeed…

  • Rachel K

    Bad touch! Bad touch!

    • WK

      Stranger danger!

  • TJ

    What’s the deal with the broom? Is that a talent?

    • dusen

      Broom swinging was his minor at clown college.

  • Ben

    Wait, Fergie is a blond haired white kid?

  • Skip

    ‘People in the park playing games in the dark’ = Broom wielding clown?

  • BrandonK

    Get out, Stacie, get out!!! There are clowns everywhere! Oh, god, doesn’t she realize the danger she’s in?!

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