Archive: October 2009 (291-300 of 472)

Oct 14 2009 07:00 AM ET

'90210' recap: Zipcode for splitsville

Breaking up was the thing to do on tonight’s 90210.

The headliner, of course, was the Adriana-Navid split, which was sad to watch. I know, I know, couples have to break up to keep things interesting on TV; but I felt for them. They were good for each other. She dropped it on him quickly, in the middle of dinner, which was at least more humane than sneaking around with Teddy. Navid, of course, took it hard — so hard, naturally, that he had to talk it out with the guys, like they do now usually about 15 minutes into any given episode. This time, the bro-bonding happened at Liam’s. Navid hugged Dixon, hard. He told and retold the breakup story: “I was like, ‘Maybe I’ll get the shrimp …’” (But what I was really wondering was: What is Liam building and hiding under that tarp? That’s starting to get to me.) Adriana took the other route, immediately texting Teddy to inform him she was single, and beaming when he texted back the ever-romantic: “So when R we hanging out?” READ FULL STORY »

Oct 14 2009 07:00 AM ET

'Hell's Kitchen' recap: The season finale

hells-kitchen_lAt that pivotal moment when Dave and Kevin placed their hands on those doorknobs, I found myself a conflicted mess. Throughout the season, Kevin consistently had been the more dependable chef of the two, and his confidence and leadership skills dwarfed Dave’s ability (or lack thereof) to communicate clearly. So, the logical part of my brain deduced that Gordon Ramsay should pick Kevin, who’d have no trouble becoming part of the fine-dining culture at Araxi Restaurant in Whistler, British Columbia.

Yet, despite those reasons to pull for Kevin, my heart still leaped for joy when Dave’s door opened and he was declared the champion of Hell’s Kitchen. How could you not root for Dave? It was a minor miracle every time the guy completed a sentence, and he still managed to deliver some of the season’s best quotes (my favorite: “You’re not supposed to drink duck!”). He was unbelievably mellow and unassuming — the exact opposite of Kevin — and as a few of you pointed out last night, Dave evolved throughout the season while Kevin remained stagnant. Of course, there was also Dave’s fractured wrist, which made all of his cooking accomplishments seem even more impressive. Just wait until next season — every contestant is going to show up with an ailment of some kind! I’m putting my money on the chef with no sense of taste or smell. READ FULL STORY »

Oct 14 2009 06:40 AM ET

'Melrose Place' recap: Violet revs Michael's engine

melrose-place_dlI’m still not convinced of Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s “acting” skills, but she does a mean Tawny Kitaen impersonation! In tonight’s episode “Shoreline” she definitely won the competition for “best redhead to writhe against a fancy sportscar” since Whitesnake’s 1987 video for “Here I Go Again.”

And come to think of it, Violet’s skintight minidress and black booties did have a little ‘80s flair. But I’m jumping ahead of myself….let’s get back to why Violet was writhing (and with whom).  It seems she was “watering Auggie’s herb garden” while he was away on a surfing trip, and she snooped around and found a letter Sydney wrote to Auggie about how her ex-husband Michael had ruined her life. So, Violet came up with a brilliant plan to down five cans of Red Bull and go visit Dr. Mancini with her racing heart. Excuse me, doesn’t the world’s best cardiac surgeon have better things to take care of? And can crazy women just barge into any doctor’s office and have a seat? What kind of hospital is this — Mancini’s getting women shirtless in his office and Lauren’s planning her prostitution schedule in the hallways. READ FULL STORY »

Oct 13 2009 11:27 PM ET

Jake is the new Bachelor. What, was a box of rocks not available?

Jacob_lThe day we’ve all been dreading has arrived, Bachelor fans. The wise folks over at ABC’s hit fauxmance factory have seen fit to choose Jake, the exceptionally bland pilot from Dallas who defended Jillian’s honor from Wes’ cheatin’ heart last season on The Bachelorette, as the new Bachelor. I think my reaction to this news can best be summed up in one word: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Look, it’s not like previous Bachelors (with the possible exception of Bob) were bursting with personality, but Jake takes vapid to a new, almost creepy level. (See: falling into stalker-level love with Jillian after one cowboy-themed date at an empty honky-tonk bar.) Remember that scene in Coming to America where Eddie Murphy meets his arranged bride-to-be, and when he asks her what her favorite food is, she says, “Whatever food you like”? Well, Jake makes that lady look like a dynamic life partner. Never mind that the producers had two perfectly solid options in jilted Bachelorette suitors Reid (that lovable neurotic germaphobe) or Kiptyn (less lovable, but at least he isn’t Jake), but no, they had to go with the guy who looks most like a Ken doll, and who—let’s face it—is going to be easiest to manipulate. Okay, PopWatchers, I need to know what you think. Will you be watching The Bachelor: Robot Pilot Seeks Mate when it premieres in January? Or does the prospect of watching Jake’s crushingly boring style of courtship for 13 weeks make you want to weep tears of silent misery?

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Oct 13 2009 10:01 PM ET

'Hell's Kitchen' season finale: What'd you think?

hells-kitchen_lPopWatchers, here’s your venue to cheer or vent about tonight’s Hell’s Kitchen season finale, during which Chef Ramsay selected _____ to become the Head Chef at Araxi Restaurant in Whistler, British Columbia (don’t worry, West Coast viewers, I wouldn’t dream of spoiling the winner; the comments section, on the other hand, is fair game). So, my Kitchen patrons, what’d you all think? Did the right chef win? How terrifying was it to see Robert return to the kitchen? And I, for one, marveled at how deftly the show’s editors were able to ratchet up the tension, ultimately crafting a finale that was more enthralling than it had any right to be. PopWatchers, were you likewise entertained? And will you be returning to Hell’s Kitchen for Season 7?

I’ll be posting a full recap Wednesday morning (UPDATE: Hell’s Kitchen recap is live), but for now, have at it below (and, again, West Coasters, don’t read the comments if you’re trying to avoid spoilers).

Oct 13 2009 07:20 PM ET

'Where the Wild Things Are' brain trust Spike Jonze, David Eggers, and Maurice Sendak don't care if their movie scares kids

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While the chatter about this Friday’s release of Where the Wild Things Are hasn’t exactly reached wild rumpus-like proportions, the filmmakers did their best to spark a little brushfire of controversy in Newsweek today. Jonze, Eggers, and Sendak gathered in Sendak’s living room for what was supposed to be a free-flowing conversation about what it was like for three geniuses to harmonically converge on one project. But at eighty years old, Sendak had no interest in spoon-feeding platitudes to the press. Instead, he and Jonze and Eggers lamented how vanilla childhood in America has become. Worrywart parents aren’t doing their kids any favors by depriving them of their right to get scared out of their minds watching movies or reading books. Scarytales are character building and virtually guarantees a stormy artistic temperament if not a legit career as an artist. This rant made me stop and think about how I spent most of my childhood watching wildly inappropriate movies like the deeply-creepy futuristic cannibalism-tinged Soylent Green. I still can’t forget the image of the big bulldozers rolling through city streets and scooping up fleeing crowds of people to turn them into nutritious biscuits. Nothing that happened to me in real life came close to keeping me up at night the way that and other movies did. But now I wonder if my mom didn’t do me a favor by setting me up for that kind of terror. If these guys are to be believed, the only thing we have to fear for our children is the lack of fear itself. I gotta say, I kind of agree that we’re short changing kids by letting them fill their minds with Disney schmaltz instead of quality filmmaking.

What are the movies that scared the crap out of you as a kid and/or the ones that depressed you with heavy emotional turmoil? Do you think that experience had a net positive or negative effect on you? And do you think we need to relax the parental guidance standards a little to allow for challenging material like Pan’s Labyrinth or even Harold and Maude? And are you, as an adult, interested in seeing the children’s book-based Where the Wild Things Are?

Oct 13 2009 06:55 PM ET

'HIMYM': More than words to show I feel...that this is my favorite video of the week

Last night was the best night ever, right fellow How I Met Your Mother fans? We got to watch Robin and Barney hilariously wallow in grief over being all by themselves, Ted and Barney travel back to the 18th century to share their sexless innkeeper-centric tales of ribaldry (“It’s a poem!”), and — best of all — Marshall present his series of musical video montages. (Though, as one of EW’s resident crazy cat ladies, I did observe a moment of silence for Lily’s mom’s kitty. Poor, poor kitty.)

So today, I went on CBS’ website to find a clip of Marshall’s ridiculous montages — only to find something even better: a clip of Marshall performing his song “It Was the Best Night Ever” with Extreme lead guitarist Nuno Bettencourt. Seriously, could they find anything better to combine? One of my favorite shows + the writer of the first song I ever learned on guitar, “More Than Words” = awesome. The only thing that could possibly make this better is if I could reach into my screen and pull out some Marshall-approved gouda Wonkavision-style.

Love the clip, HIMYM fans? What’s your favorite moment from last night’s show? And is it just coincidence that Marshall is rocking the same flow-y white shirt as David Brent in his “If You Don’t Know Me By Now” music video?

Oct 13 2009 06:19 PM ET

'X Factor' hunk Danyl Johnson (kinda) outed by Dannii Minogue

Almost eight weeks ago, British schoolteacher Danyl Johnson wowed UK audiences (and YouTube-viewing Anglophiles across the pond) with a tryout for the sixth season of The X Factor that judge and executive producer Simon Cowell called “the best first audition I have ever heard.” Although he was immediately pronounced the next Susan Boyle, strangely, since then, I’ve seen and heard barely anything more about the handsome Mr. Johnson stateside, so I was doubly surprised to learn today that the 27-year-old has found himself at the center of a minor scandale! over the past week.

For his first live performance on the show on Oct. 10, Johnson did what was to my ear a rather tepid version of the Dreamgirls barnburner “And I Am Telling You,” flipping the lyric “You’re the best man…” to “You’re the best girl…” and finishing off with a truly killer final note. Amid thundering applause and a standing ovation from Simon (who may be biased since, per the X Factor format, he selected the song for Johnson), the other three judges weighed in. And, well, watch for yourself (the moment in question shows up at the 3:00 mark):

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Oct 13 2009 06:03 PM ET

SIRIUS XM is launching a Monty Python channel: What's your favorite Python song?

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SIRIUS XM Radio announced today that it is launching a channel dedicated to singing lumberjacks, dead parrots, and all other things Monty Python-related. The channel will broadcast for ten days starting from this Friday, the day after the Pythons are set to gather at New York’s Ziegfeld Theater to mark their 40th anniversary receive a special award from The British Academy of Film and Television Arts. The channel will feature reminiscences from John Cleese and company, and, of course, sketches and songs. Meanwhile, IFC will broadcast the debut show in a six-part Python documentary called Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer’s Cut) on Oct. 18 at 9PM ET/PT. 

All of which got us thinking about our favorite musical Monty moment. It turns out, for example, that my colleague Josh Wolk has a penchant for “Eric The Half-a-Bee,” from Monty Python’s Previous Record. I, on the other hand, prefer “I’m So Worried,” from Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album, if only because it really does sound like it’s being performed by someone actually, and wearily, fulfilling an onerous obligation of some sort.

But, hey, I’m a Python nerd. What about you? Are you a fan of the “Lumberjack Song”? “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”? “Knights of the Round Table”? Or do you think they are all just too, well, silly?

Oct 13 2009 05:27 PM ET

The new 'Futurama' complete collection DVD Bender head: It's better than Slurm

Good news, everybody! It’s here: the fancy DVD set of every Futurama episode ever made, plus all four Futurama movies, comes out today! As if that weren’t enough awesome, it all comes packaged in a limited edition, numbered Bender head case. It is literally the coolest thing in my office right now, including my Itchy and Scratchy toys (maybe even including my Muppets…I’ll have to think on that). Here’s the knock on the set, though: There are no new extras. So if you’ve been spending your Bachelor Chow budget on Futurama DVDs for the last little while, then you already own everything the set has to offer, except for that nifty Bender head that holds all 19 discs (72 episodes).  The set retails for $199, but you can find it cheaper online.

So what do you think, PopWatchers?  Are you willing to pay up to stare directly into Bender’s piercing eyes? Does the lack of new extras scare you off? How about the promise of more Futurama episodes to come? Does that mean in a few years there’ll be a whole new complete collection set, maybe this time in Bender’s shiny metal ass? We can only hope.

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