Tonight’s Time Warp on Discovery Channel (10 p.m. ET) will feature the Blue Man Group! That sounds fun, but check this out: Arrested Development‘s Tobias Fünke got HIS OWN PARAGRAPH in the press release:
Discovery Channel’s TIME WARP team meets the otherworldly Blue Man Group and explores the science of propellers, fluid dynamics and violent chemical reactions – without verbal reaction from the Blue Men, of course. Then, TIME WARP shows us some of the clips most requested by our viewers — all in super slow-motion.
No one has been this excited to work with the Blue Men since Tobias Fünke.
Ha! No explanation! Boy, this Fünke is all anyone’s ever talking about! Discovery Channel deserves a pat on the back from Buster Bluth’s prosthetic hand for this. Just thought you should know.
Remember Jason Mesnick, that wishy-washy Bachelor who broke two women’s hearts on national television…and in the process revived an entire franchise? Yeah, him! Mesnick 
After last week’s breakup-heavy episode, last night’s 90210 was all about forming new bonds (so much so that there was very little Adrianna in the episode and no Navid). There were Liam’s new gal, Teddy and Silver’s new friendship, and Annie and creepy Jasper’s rejuvenated romance, and that’s nice and all, but without Liam’s blackmail, Jen’s bitchery, and Jasper’s knife-wielding ways, this episode was a major snoozefest for me (your regular recapper, Jennifer, had the night off). Since the episode was big on couples (low on this season’s wonderful drama), I’ll share with you where our couples, new and old, stand from last night. 
A whole lot of conflict moved into Melrose Place this week. Riley and Jonah were finally fighting; Lauren and David were going at it (no, not in the way we hoped), and old-time Melroser Jo Reynolds came back with her own brand of nastiness. Someone even destroyed that sparrows nest, the only sweet sign of nature in this whole apartment complex! 
Jillian Michaels, the brusque Biggest Loser trainer known for using her profanity-laden intensity to whip contestants into shape, 
TLC is billing next week’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 as “You Ask, Kate Answers,” in which Kate Gosselin will answer viewers’ lingering questions. Okay, I’ll bite: Is there actually anything left that we don’t know about Kate Gosselin?
