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Oct 29 2009 07:00 AM ET

'Modern Family' recap: Best lines from last night

Michael Slezak will be back next week with his regular Modern Family recap. Read the full post.

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  • Joyz

    I agree. Best show since Arrested Development. I rewatch it 2 or three times just to catch all the jokes and zingy one-liners.

  • chattypatra

    What I like about this show is that not only is it laugh out loud funny, but it actually always has a lesson on what it means to be a loving family. For example, how at the end of this episode we get the voice over of the things we do for our family so they won’t feel bad. I loved the shot of Manny playing his pan flute and dancing for his parents, wearing the poncho. The look on their faces was priceless!

  • Locklky

    Seriously?

  • alex

    i know it wasn’t this episode, but whenever i need to smile i think about Cameron talking about Sophie’s Choice.. this show is a- (wait for it)- mmazing.

  • shiningstar11

    Surprised no one has mentioned Manny’s hilarious “Who has died?” after being pulled out of class. I cracked up!

    • dave

      Yes that was so great! And Gloria’s explanation: “In Colombia, he went to Pablo Escabar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.” I was cracking up!

  • carver

    “Don’t choke on my smoke!”

  • Tracielaine

    Funniest show EVER!!!“Batman doesn’t get picked on and he wears a cape. A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around.” – Gloria, defending Manny’s clothing choices
    “Batman doesn’t get picked on because he’s a muscular genius. Manny can’t make it to the top bunk.” – Jay

  • Steven

    Definitely Cam running through the parking lot with the garbage can…screaming “I’m gonna break the glass”….911 responder….”Please tell your wife to calm down”…..Mitchell “That’s a man” …911 Responder: “Really?”

  • BJohnson

    The lines yes….but come on. “Oh No!” as Phil celebrated “winning” the race, gets hit by the daughter with her driving instructor. The physical takes are just as awesome. This show is GREAT!!!!

  • Kathy

    Absolutely laugh out loud, have to rewind numerous times comedy. So many funny lines in this week’s show…one to add, is the part about the cello…”you know what’s not in demand? Girls that play in the university orchestra.”

  • maxine

    I LOVE THIS SHOW! Just reading these lines over had me LMAO!

  • Jane

    My favorite (among many): In the first or second episode, when Manny and Jay are putting together the ceiling fan, and Manny is bragging about his ne’er-do-well father’s talents — “He can take all the tires off a car in less than a minute!”

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