Oct 29 2009 09:03 PM ET

The creepiest thing you'll see this Halloween. Guaranteed.

Courtesy of KXVO, the CW affiliate in Omaha, Nebraska, it’s “The Pumpkin Dance.” We left a message, and are greatly anticipating their call back to explain. But maybe no explanation can do it justice:

Oh, and don’t worry: There’s one for Christmas, too.

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  • Rachel

    Okay, I seriously died laughed. WTF?!

  • Hammer

    Creepy? No.

    Awesome? Ye- no.

  • More like the gayest thing you’ll see this Halloween.

  • Ian

    LMAO you can see that guy’s bulge!

  • Anna

    I’m guessing he was going for a Halloween version of Napoleon Dynamite?

  • Wendy

    Okay…I lived in the midwest for 3 years and I had to work in Nebraska often and for some reason, this makes complete sense to me.

    Also…I think I’m crying I’m laughing so hard right now.

  • Pen

    Whew! When I saw the title of the article I was worried that is was going to be an announcement for a new movie starring Speidi, Jon & Kate, Ballon Boy Dad, Blago, all of the Kardashians, Paris and any/all of the useless so called celebrities…

  • Lisa Simpson

    There’s something strange, and it don’t look good…

  • plushpuppy

    I was so entranced I watched the xmas one too. Expect the song isn’t xmas it is “she’s gotta be somebodies baby”

  • Ed

    That just made my night. I loved every second of it. so funny

  • Carrie

    Horrifying but Hypnotic…that’s it!

  • Robert Murphy

    His name is Matt Geiler. His site is http://mattgeiler.com and he is great at improv.

  • bunker

    huh

  • Chappel

    I wonder how much Huey Lewis gets paid every time that song gets played.

  • chery

    boring and stupid. I think what’s more creepy is that you bothered to put this crap on your website.

  • Patrick

    That’s so awesome I’d marry it.

    • Katja

      If you mean the concept, then best wishes! (I myself would marry General Tso’s chicken if I could.) If you mean the man, however…he is unfortunately married. :) Smart spouse, not to let this catsuited dance machine get away! I LOVED it! So bizarre. So fantastic.

      • Patrick

        oh just the concept. And good luck with your chicken marriage!

  • Marc

    That is SERIOUSLY funny (and yes, rather creepy).

    By the way, I always wished someone had made a parody record of MJ’s “Thriller” about Phyllis Diller. Turns out, someone did! There’s no Youtube video (yet), but a Google search located this bizarre gem from a couple of years ago. It fits in the “So Bad It’s Good”, if only for the singer who sounds an awful lot like Joanne Worley (of ‘Laugh-In’ fame). PLEASE make this the next viral sensation!!!

    http://www.icompositions.com/music/song.php?sid=117443#

  • Mary Q. Contrary

    I GUARANTEE that the reason this affiliate ran this has something to do with a bet.

  • debbiew

    Chappel:

    Huey Lewis had nothing to do with the Ghostbusters song. Ray Parker Jr. wrote and performed it.

    So, Huey gets nada.

    • Tony

      Actually, Huey gets a lot. “Ghostbusters” sounded too much like “I Want a New Drug” and Huey sued Parker.

  • Katja

    Um, there’s also this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUlfKJ-tFIg&feature=related
    It looks like something else at first, but just keep watching…

  • Crystal

    LMAO. Tears!!

  • may

    hahaha i cant stop laughing! only in nebraska. and im from nebraska.im hoping i can catch this on tv because i think it would be ten times funnier in hidef

  • Heather

    bahaha seriously wtf..something about seeing that tiny pumpkin head on a body is funny enough, but add the dancing and you have a definite viral hit!

  • Vicky

    Haha, they must have a lot of time to fill in Nebraska.

  • Megan

    Ugh – I remember that “comedy” “news” “show” that KXVO had on for a while. Maybe if this had caught on sooner it wouldn’t have failed so miserably.

  • LisaMama

    Maybe someone lost a bet? This is a punishment for some past crime? Hey, that’s not a bad idea. Stop locking people up and just force them to do this on national TV!

  • Stephanie T.

    LMFAO!!! That’s the WORST dance that I have ever seen!! lol!

  • oderal

    and they wonder why CW has low ratings…damm you affliates

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