Break out the Victorian fainting couch: January Jones and her boobs are on the cover of GQ. There’s a story about her, too, which I doubt people will read. They should — she talks about the O’Hare Airport Chili’s as early as the first paragraph. I drooled a little.
Paging Elisabeth Moss! Starring on Broadway was nice and all, but now that Jones’ much-more-ample-than-we-thought bosom has graced GQ, and newly married Christina Hendricks having already established herself as spokesperson for looking like a real lady, big boobs and all, in 2009, Moss might want to consider focusing her attention on loftier, more empowering goals, like becoming the next Mad Men woman to have her breasts plastered all over the Internet. It’s an important rite of passage in a sophisticated young actress’ life! Time to start shopping for some deep V’s, Pegster. (Which she should be doing anyway.)
Doesn’t it look like January Jones’ breasts are 2 of the 5 Reasons to Have Faith in the Future of Cars? I can live without ever knowing the other 3.
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If that’s how January Jones’ boobs look like on the cover of a magazine, then a Christina Hendricks’ cover with a similar pose would be 90-95% boob.
In a related story, it would also be the best-selling issue of GQ of all time. (And by “best-selling” I mean, “most gawked at on supermarket aisles across the nation.”)
Don to Betty: “You’re tiny.”
January Jones: “No, I’m not.”
excellent comment!
I’d love to see what an airbrush job could do for my pics too.
Holy smokes! I wish Betty would dress like that on the show!
Yeah, having just watched the most recent episode on Sunday, I’d be hard-pressed to believe that there wasn’t any airbrushing going on in the chest area. That woman is thinner than any other actress in the show. Even Hildy!
She looks eerily similar to Alexander Skarsgard in that picture…you know if he had an overwhelming amount of cleavage.
Now I can’t help but see him. Thanks for nothing >.<
wow…36d’s awesome!…man what a pretty lady…and an exhibitionist to boot!
Why do you state “which I doubt anyone would read”. Who are you? An actor, an emmy winner, or just a mediocre jealous nobody writer for People. Jones is doing an amazing job as Betty on the best TV show in years, possibly ever. Hand it to GQ to have some quality features like this not to mention this cover shot. Did you happen to see her pictures in Vanity Fair?
I’m pretty sure it was a joke…you know, like how people say no one reads the articles in “Playboy.” Oh well.
I think she means she doubts anyone will read it because they’ll be too focused on her boobies. Relax.
Yeah, I think you read the comment wrong.
Somehow, that looks like a Johnny Depp pose – there’s something in January’s eyes that makes her look very Depp-like. Maybe they were separated at birth.
I don’t like the cover. I think it shows too much and not in a good way. I agree she is pretty and holycrapboobs! but the cover doesn’t come off as sexy to me just cheap. :/
I don’t know. I can’t help but think this cover looks a little bit…tawdry.
good one, Flyer.
Those ain’t her boobs. Which is a shame, because I think she would look great without the airbrushing boost in cup-size.
i agree that the cover is a bit too in your face — but the interview is a lot of fun.
Big or small it doesn’t matter. I love January Jones. I love the Jaded Ice Queen that is Betty Draper. I love that she looks like a modern day Grace Kelly! I love the fact that her parents were bold enough to name her JANUARY! I LOVE HER!!!
I’m not a lesbian, but my those are some lovely ladies. It’s amazing what a tight jacket and duct tape can do for ones ladies!!