Marge Simpson in Playboy: What 'toon do YOU want to see naked next?!

Marge-playboy_lBig news for fans of animated nudity (and there are more than you may think): America’s sweetheart Marge Simpson will be showing a whole lotta yellow in the new issue of Playboy to commemorate The Simpsons’ 20th anniversary. The issue on stands Oct. 16 has the blue-haired beauty gracing its cover as well as a three-page spread featuring “implied nudity.” New Playboy CEO Scott Flanders (Aha, Flanders…there’s the connection) says he’s trying to appeal to readers younger than the mag’s 35-year-old average. Clearly, Flanders succeeded in getting his magazine on people’s minds – for a day or two, anyway – and helping spread the word that, Hey, this ain’t your granddaddy’s Playboy. But interesting Alec Baldwin interviews aside, Playboy will always live and die by its naked ladies, and I’m not sure a cartoon stunt can change the fact that Playboy’s airbrushed centerfold spreads have been supplanted by the Internet’s ability to offer every flavor of naked lady known to man (as well as fetish flavors unknown to most men) in both photo and video form.

And, of course, Marge can already be found nude on the Internet (doing nasty, unspeakable things) courtesy of perverted Adobe Illustrator nerds. In fact, I’ve been told (by OTHERS) that a bevy of cartoon characters have been rendered in their birthday suits online. Which leads me to the elusive point of this post: What animated characters would YOU like to see in all their two-dimensional glory? Lois Griffin is the first that comes to mind for me, though I can also go old-school and call Jessica “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” Rabbit. And what about the men? King of the Hill‘s Boomhauer could be interesting, no?

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  • Seth McFarlane

    American Dad!

  • KooLLaiD

    Lois From Family Guy > Marg!!
    There’s a ton more of hotter characters in Comics, and rather see them over Not even hot Marg.

  • jake

    Betty Rubble

    • Dave

      Betty is a major babe! (Reminds me of some office “cartoons” from the pre-internet days.)

  • Roman Polanski

    Dora the Explorer!

    • Sharon Tate


    • gigi

      Too soon? No? Okay then…Hahahaha!!

  • beowulf

    top 10
    1 marge simpson
    2 lois griffen
    3 ariel
    4 snow white
    5 jessica rabbit
    6 mrs. american dad
    7 lois lane
    8 veronica(of betty and …)
    9 joes(family guy)wife
    10 minnie mouse

    • s8529226

      Minnie mouse dude you have a problem

    • airedale

      You missed the real hottie, Blondie Bumstead (former hot flapper whose maiden name is Blondie Boopadoop and when she married Dagwood his millionaire father cut him off from the family money).

    • Charley Norkus

      I can see that nobody actually reads the Sunday comics any more. If so, how could you possibly leave out Prince Valiant’s forever-blonde Queen Aleta or Blondie (whose nightie strap is always off her shoulder)? Am I right or not?

      • Charley Norkus

        Sorry, Airedale, I spoke too soon! I’m obviously in total agreement!

  • roger

    Jessica Rabbit

    • Echo


    • Deucalion

      Actually, playboy tried to recruit Jessica Rabbit many times, but the photographers all disappeared to toonland and where never seen again.

      Jessica Rabbit is a given.

    • monica

      that is the very first character i thought of (even though i’m straight). 2nd female would be Betty Boop.

      And to reinforce my straightness, I’ll throw in Tarzan. ;)

  • Joe from Queens

    Leela and Amy from Futurama. The hot version of Meg from the Family Guy multiverse episode. Not to mention that redhead from that E-surance ads. Ariel and Jasmine from, respectively, The Little Mermaid and Aladdin.

  • jk90

    Every female superhero from every DC and Marvel cartoon ever made. And the girls from Avatar the Last Airbender.

    • jimmyraker

      me too ! after the bluewater comics superheroine who pose for peta i would like to see ms marvel naked

  • brenda BuBois

    Superman, Wolverine, He-Man, all GI-Joes, Prince Eric from Little Mermaid, Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, and Disney’s Hercules.

    • Traunst

      Sexist Pig

      • Deucalion

        Sexist Pig??? I don’t know that cartoon, can you post a link?

    • Silv

      Prince Eric!
      And the Prince formerly known as The Beast (from Beauty and..)
      And I posted before – Tarzan!
      I could do w/o Hercules. Too young..

    • Brent

      I agree with all of these, and would add Green Lantern and Hawkman…ummm…Hawkman….drool.

  • Griffin

    1. Wonder Woman
    2. Ariel
    3. She-Hulk
    4. Snow White
    5. Power Girl
    6. Veronica
    7. Daphne (of the Scooby-Doo gang)
    8. She-Ra
    9. Jem (Jem and the Holograms)
    10. Betty Rubble

  • Annie

    Hands down, Lara Croft.

  • Annie

    Oh, and Lucy Lawless’ cartoon version of Wonder Woman or Xena would be great, too!

  • Heather

    @ Brenda:

    “Gaston”?! Mais non!

    Disney’s TARZAN, baby!

    • Deucalion

      What was the name of that maiden in Asterix ???

  • paige

    i always wanted to see Ms Marvel & Wonder Man have dirty super hero sex… Luke Cage and Jessica Jones (or she hulk) is a close second…

  • FigNewton

    There are some hot Blood Elf femtoons on the Mok’Natal server for Blizzard’s WoW – I’d buy a copy!

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