We’re going to have lasting peace in the Middle East before we reconcile Teams Jacob and Edward, especially because we can go round after round. Today’s face-off: Battle of the Coverboys. *Ding Ding!* Fight!
In one corner, we have sensitive looking Lautner on the cover of Teen Vogue, more or less begging to be kissed goodnight by thousands of heartsick little girls. In the other, Pattinson gracing the cover of AnOtherMan, giving his best drunkface. Seriously, homeslice, take a multivitamin.
PopWatcher and Twihards, judge these guys by their covers. Go!
I saw the trailer for New Moon on the big screen last night and practically fell out of my seat… Little Taylor has grown up! I don’t feel like such a perv for being on Team Jacob any more! Woo!
I’m not sure how anyone can find Taylor to be “hot”
He has a nice face, but his roided up body is really disturbing…especially when I remember that he’s only 17. When you look at his pics from last year and this year, there’s NO way he did all that “naturally”
At least Robert has a more genuine attractiveness about him, unlike Taylor.
Regardless, Twilight is getting to be a little too overhyped for it’s own good IMO…
He’s 17…
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roids? i don’t think so. if u wanna see roided up bodies, check out the bodies of many professional wrestlers. Taylor was already fit to begin with. He has the money to hire the best trainers n whatever else he might need.
anyway, taylor n robert are good looking in very different ways, it depends on what ur into. i don’t think it’s really fair to compare. lol
For real? Unnatural? It is completely possible to put that much muscle on in a short period of time. The kid is very well disciplined. He does martial arts, for crying out loud.
look up pictures from when taylor was 14, 15, 16. He’s ripped. And i don’t mean this in a “he’s so hot” kinda way. Just in a “he’s realy physcially active” kinda way.
I’m not a Jacob fan, but I highly doubt steriods had anything to do w/ his ‘new’ body – remember, teenagers’ bodies change fast, and it’s definitely not impossible to gain that much muscle/definition at that age. In fact, it’s easier to do at 17 than at 27…
I don’t know about Taylor, but my son did bulk up and get more muscles for football in one year, eating lots of healthy food and drinking protein shakes at age 16.
IF you actually looked at a pic of him from last year, you would know he doesn’t look THAT much different. You would also know that he’s a black belt and has been physically training since he was a young kid. Therefore, he was already in fantastic shape so he just stepped up his routine when his job was on the line. He worked out hardcore for nearly a year, and he’s at an age where it’s easy to build muscle!
Sorry, I can admire what Taylor has done to prepare for the part, but he’s still just 17. I feel a little less pervy lusting after Robert at 23!
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Impossible to find that kid hot. Get better taste
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Pattinson is a zillion times more gorgeous and has a wonderful personality. Lautner doesnt.
“Oh he’s stupid/mean, this one has an amazing personality/does steroids, etc” > Honestly, how do you this? Do you know them? Do they call you at home? Get over yourself, Loser.
i hear that this is grown man business, and taylor is just alittle boy he cant handle the pressure.AND ike she said i cant like a kid and robert is so gorgeous
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Robert Pattinson is delicious. Him of course
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robert’s way too girly. he’s the guy you date when you’re not yet ready to date actual men…
When you actually have a date with him let us know then how girly he was.
maddy i dont know wat the heck your talkin about call me when you get some real taste in men cause robert is soooooooooooo hot more man then any of the guys u will ever go out wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m dying to see the trailer on the big screen, but haven’t taken myself to anything but action movies with my hubby. What theater should I sneak into before the next action flick, so I can enjoy the “Full” experience?
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Congrats on your elevation out of perv status!
I am tired of Twilight
So am I. Rob is always drunk, can’t compltete a sentence and is always being interviewed.
wateva, go some where wit dat robert is almost never drunk and that hotness right there deserves a drink once in a while
ahem… you can’t even SPELL the word complete…. i wouldn’t be talking, there TECE.
Stop stealing my stories!
LOL, okay, I’m sick of the Twi-haters, but at least you’re funny.
RFLMAO … Twilight fan, but that was funny.
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soooooooooo funny. i laughed out loud, and my 12-month-old belly laughed in response.
Haha! That’s the best comment I’ve seen on a Twilight post. I’m a Twilight fan, (more of the books than the movies) but all this crap about Rob and Taylor is so old. Like any of us would ever have chance with either of them!
so stop reading the articles
Taylor’s really hot but I don’t think this is much of a competition unless you really crave muscley dudes.
His neck is so stretched he looks like a giraffe
Giraffe neck. of course you are right. I hate that steroid look
How about C: None of the above?
The one who isn’t a male butterface….so Robert.
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Even if we’re pretending that Taylor ISN’T jailbait – On film, in photos, definitely Pattinson…however, who would I want to sit next to on the bus? Defnitely Taylor. Pattinson’s 3 revolving shirts and greasy hair are a turnoff. And yes, I’m team Edward (real Edward).
God Bless the three revolving shirts.
LOL nice
Excellent reply, Bilbros. I think Taylor is adorable, sweet and seems like a really great person. He’s good-looking, for sure, but he’s too young for me to find “hot.” RPat is gorgeous as Edward, but does not interest me at all IRL. Give me Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) over these guys, though, any day.
I like the Jasper/Jackson angle, I’ll second that any day! I’m Team Edward and all, but IRL, I think you’re on to something here…
Hey all you twilight haters…no one cares what you think! these articles are for twilight lovers ONLY. the fact that youre letting this twilight craze get to you by blowing up these comment walls with nasty messages is pathetic.
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Oh dear. I will be offending so many people with this, but I think Pattinson is painfully unattractive, and I’ve thought so since I first saw him as Cedric Diggory. Not because of his hygiene habits or anything, but because his face looks truly weird. The shape of his head and the ridiculous bouffant hair and his facial features…I find them weirdly out of proportion. I’m sorry, RPattz fans! Not to be a perv, given his age, but Taylor has the better face (when he has short hair) and the better body. I don’t even need my men to be especially muscley types, but Pattinson just doesn’t seem to have any definition or substance to his body – he freely admits that his muscles in New Moon are drawn on him. For the movies, I’d have to go Team Jacob, even though when reading the books I was, of course, Team Edward.
You don’t offend me at all. I actually think your comment is very well stated and respectful of each side. I don’t expect everyone to agree, but I hate when people are rude and disrespectful, which you were not.
I agree, your post was well put. I actually thought RPattz was actually really cute as Cedric Diggory, and that he seems to have aged more than his years since then…could be a slippery downhill slope?
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Rob never said his muscles are drawn. He never said that. Kellan and Taylor said he worked out hard, even Chaske said Rob beat him in rowing.
I agree. Never understood where the whole airbrushed abs thing came from. If you look at a side shot of Rob’s abs in Italy, you can clearly see a six pack. Trust me, I have done massive research in this department:)
Hahaha Heather2 believe me I researched a lot too lol.
I mean Rob has fine body, maybe he isn’t body builder like Kellan or Taylor but he is great as he is. It suits him. They were enhanced a bit, but it seems it was like that for every guy with no shirt on, Kiowa, one of the wolf guys said they enhanced the packs abs too..so yeah.
Besides, that’s not airbrushing, it’s his belly hair for heaven sakes. I find it quite hilarious that someone would even mistake it for airbrushing. I ♥ ROB
You really have no taste. How could anyone find that pug ugly kid attractive. get glasses.Creepy.
ummm…. i have glasses and i do find him attractive. more attractive then Robert. god stop bashing Taylor i”m getting SICK TO DEATH with it.
Stop spamming Kate you are posting under so many names
Rob has never admitted his abs were drawn for New Moon, since he has not given any interview for NM yet… They couldn’t have been created from stratch if he had none to start with, they were enhanced with make up, like they are for most actors.
And Taytay most certainly did steroids to have his body, which is unnatural for a 17 year old, and too big for his shortness.
i watch my brothers do the same thing for football and they are both 16 (and yeah they did it naturally.)so don’t say it was steroids. plus i serious doubt Taylor wants his winkie to srink so i don’t think he dose it.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
A woendrful job. Super helpful information.
DUH!!!!
Give me a high collar, pale face and a steely gaze any day of the week (seriously, like ANY day)
Anyone who says otherwise can bite me.
PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE CRAP, EW!!!!!!!!!PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE CRAP, EW!!!!!!!!!PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE CRAP, EW!!!!!!!!!PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE CRAP, EW!!!!!!!!!PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS HORRIBLE CRAP, EW!!!!!!!!!
JC, PLEASE GET OFF A POSTING BOARD OF SOMETHING YOU CAN’T STAND!!!! JC, PLEASE GET OFF A POSTING BOARD OF SOMETHING YOU CAN’T STAND!!!! JC, PLEASE GET OFF A POSTING BOARD OF SOMETHING YOU CAN’T STAND!!!! JC, PLEASE GET OFF A POSTING BOARD OF SOMETHING YOU CAN’T STAND!!!!
LOL .. thank you.
Sadly the one person on here that is bashing Twilight, sounds like a twelve year old.
You broads need to get a life.
JC, don’t be mean. Just go find something else to do.
I’m sorry, I apologize, now you sound like you are 80 years old, calling me a broad.
Okay, off to the Jon and Kate board.
Yessss! Excellent use of your venom, JC. Godspeed.
JC, talk all the crap you want. It’s a free country, and I think you’re kind of funny. I read the books, am stoked for the movie(s), and find Robert Pattinson HELLA fine. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think EW is slumming it with their weirdly obsessive coverage of all things Twilight. Let’s all think back to a time before Twilight was on anyone’s mind. EW would have NEVER posted anything like this. Just sayin.
Weeelll, since I am 30 years old and go for guys that are manly and have chest hair, and sexy British accents, and have true musical talent(the dude can play guitar/piano and sing), and has a wonderful sense of humor, nice tail section, and looks at his chick so adoringly(yes, I mean Kristen), I would have to shockingly go with Robert Pattinson. Even saying his name is sexier.
Robert has no competition. No other actor has his appeal. He’s charismatic, intense, with a formidable wit. He’s pure sex.
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Robert Pattinson makes me happy. You cant ask for more than that.
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Here’s the problem with Taylor- cute as he may be, when he opens his mouth to speak his voice to me is like nails on a chalkboard. I refer to the second Twilight “Meet Jacob” trailer. “New Moon is a lot more complicated…” He’s all whiny and nasaly….Or maybe I’ve been out of high school too long?
So true. Failcob’s voice is awful
Lautner’s nasaly voice is ghastly. I cant listen to him for more than a few moments.
Too true
i think there both petty fit
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roberts cuter
Thank you. I especially love in the trailer when he sounds so stupid saying “don’t get me upset”.
Well I always go for Rob. He has a beautiful face, amazing features. Incredible eyes and lips, not to mention the jaw. He is tall and lean, interesting. He is not typical Hollywood kid like Taylor is. I don’t find Taylor attractive, sometimes he looks really funny. They have to really pay attention from which angle they’re taking his photos, he is cute…but nothing more.
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