Lil' Kim vs. Pink: Battle of the Sparkly Pasties!

lil-kim-pink-mtv_lPart of getting the respect you deserve at the VMAs involves the careful planning of which type and shape of sequined sheath you’ll want to glue to a small section of your bare left boob. So: Who barely wore it better? As my mother used to say to me and my feuding sister: “Girls. It is not a competition.” But let’s vote anyway! Damn, this is a tough one….

Lil’ Kim Pros: Did it first; excellent purple wig; Diana Ross (!!!) followed through on nation’s basest desire and reached out to swat her boob at the podium. Cons: full-on patterned jumpsuit = blatant eff-you to fashion; subject’s recent association with Dancing With the Stars. (Ha!)

Pink Pros: Zesty diamond-patterned pant leg; mind-blowing mid-performance trapeze routine. Cons: Zen-like composure post-mind-blowing circus feats could foster self-loathing in less-fit voters; in other words: everyone.


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  • ugly nikki

    the original is better

    • Shasta

      The Diana Ross moment was priceless. If I recall, that was the last VMAs that were any good. I rewatched that thing so many times.

  • Quirky

    What type of adhesive do they actually use? Is it like ripping off a bandaid? Ouch!

  • Brigid

    Pink’s is obviously on the outside of her leotard (like a figure skating costume). The leotard is a thick nude color, so nothing was likely taped on to her breast.

  • MadMax

    Uhmmm, Pink doesn’t have any breasts for the pastie to cover. Li’l Kim did the dayum thang.

  • Queen Bee

    The media cracks me up, when the Queen Bee a.k.a. Lil’ Kim did it 10 years ago, it was “disgusting, outrageous, blah, blah” and now it is cool b/c lame ass Pink does it? Kim looks way better, has way better breasts, and the list goes on and on. She is original, never to be duplicated, always to be replicated.

  • MSBK

    Lil Kim is the Queen Of Rap. We love you kim.

  • Stephane T.

    Looking closely, I have to agree that Pinks wearing a leotard. Unless she has a weird tan, her arm does not match her body.

  • Juan Carlos

    aaaa es muy dificil decidir por que amo a las dos desde LADY MARMALDE…..pero voto por Lil’ Kim por que definitivamente fue la primeraaa…

  • Porschia Knowles

    yea its not even a real pasty. Pink’s leotard is Brown (well tannish) look. Kim did it the best.

  • elisia jones

    i luv it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kristina

    but pink’s wasnt bare… its a leotard

  • Mickie

    Kim did it first, now you have these hoez following her trrend

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