Have we got a great apartment deal for you, PopWatchers. There is a vacancy at 4616 Melrose Place. Or at least there is in this cooler-than-your-average-promotional website from the CW touting Melrose Place Apartments. The “real estate site” comes complete with cheesy real estate broker who proclaims, “I don’t just aim to lease, I aim to please!” (You can follow him on Twitter — @kingofmelrose). The unit up for grabs features eclectic, Pottery Barn-esque accents, a retro refrigerator, and a claw-foot bathtub. And, of course, use of the infamous courtyard, pool and fire-pit BBQ. But the neighbors might be a problem — the rental application warns the complex might occasionally get loud with “cries of passion, gunshots, explosions, screams, hauntings and catfights.” Sounds like the steamiest address in L.A. outside of Heidi and Spencer’s bedroom.
What about you, PopWatchers, would this panoramic tour convince you move into Melrose? Will you be watching on Tuesday?
I’m allergic to cats and explosions so I think I’m going to pass.
Will watch, but the over-the-top theatricss and plotlines will probably turn me off like they did in the original.
LOL at them squeezing in as many gratuitous bikini girl shots in as humanly possible. This looks like the trashiest show to come along in a long long time. And I’m including all those shameless reality shows.