Archive: August 2009 (41-50 of 386)

Aug 27 2009 01:58 PM ET

Even Jon Lovitz can't save 'The Tonight Show'

Look, Jon Lovitz is a comedy god, but at a time when The Tonight Show is struggling for relevance and ratings, I can’t help but think appearances like this are why: It’s lukewarm at best, and seems like it could have been taped, oh, 10 years ago (if not for the glimpses of Bradley Cooper). Isn’t The Tonight Show supposed to be intensely of-the-moment and funny?

Bonus points for busting out a “that’s the ticket!,” but minus a point for doing a bit covering such well-worn, borderline dated territory as Scientology. Also, for the love of the styling gods, Lovitz, the necklace? The Chandler Bing shirt? Wear a suit! It’s The Tonight Show!

PopWatchers, this is why I’m not a late-night network person. What makes you tune in — or out?

Aug 27 2009 01:00 PM ET

'Crash Course': A total train wreck?

Categories: Reality TV, Television

First things first: Am I the only one who didn’t know that Dan Cortese pronounces his last name in three syllables?

Okay, now we can talk about Crash Course, ABC’s latest reality offering that really should be on Spike. Each week, five pairs compete in various driving challenges for $50,000 and the “coveted Golden Steering Wheel.” Cortese and Orlando Jones emcee the festivities from a should-be-safe distance (although, in last night’s premiere, two cameramen almost got taken out). I would say the hosts are the best thing about this show. Jones is quick enough to mock the contestants; Cortese has mastered the look of dismay when one of his jokes goes over their heads. (It can happen!) The challenges, however, were pretty much a letdown.

Slip Slidin’ Away: A car is towed, then released on a giant shuffleboard. The team scores points depending on what numbered area the left front tire of their car stops in. To quote Ty from Team Roommates, “I don’t know what I did, but I did it!” Watching people spin out is boring for anyone who’s ever seen any kind of car race. Grade: D

• Catch Me If You Can: My favorite of the events. The team’s driver has to get the car on the back of a moving flatbed truck in the shortest amount of time. What saves you from fast-forwarding is the fact that some people are stupid and make their move on a turn instead of a straightaway, so they end up driving off the ramp and flipping the car; others who make it up onto the flatbed decide they want to flip the car anyway. Enjoy the runs of Team Siblings (the latter) and Team Roommates (the former, who also bring out the best in Jones: “Weaves have been known to do a lot of damage”). Grade: B

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Aug 27 2009 12:31 PM ET

Must List Live! previews tonight's new 'Project Runway'

On last week’s season premiere of Project Runway, we saw the departure of Ari and her great love of all-weather-hood couture. But who will be the next designer to get the Mood boot? Will weepy ex-addict Johnny collapse under the pressure? Will Mitchell manage to create a dress that does not highlight the model’s underpants? On today’s Must List Live!, Dalton and I talk to Project Runway expert — expert! — Missy Schwartz, who has a preview of tonight’s challenge.

Aug 27 2009 12:17 PM ET

'Lost' posters: The best? Or the best ever?

Categories: Advertising, Lost

lost-poster-contest_lUh-oh, looks like my collection of Lost paraphernalia is about to grow: This new poster from British designer Olly Moss is the coolest freaking thing I’ve seen in years. (Time to get out more, Marge!) Behold the Saul Bass-ian glory of a John Locke poster.

This is the second in a 16-poster series (the first is this Hurley-themed edition) that will no doubt wipe out my meager savings. I particularly like the cheeky URLs for the first two posters, ActuallyItsKetchup.com, which Hurley said to Ana Lucia in “The Lie”, and ThatAndBasketWeaving.com, which Alex says to Sawyer.

PopWatchers, I am loving this poster campaign like a squirrel loves a french fry. Here’s hoping there’s a Doc Jensen image on the way…

Aug 27 2009 12:07 PM ET

Rob Zombie takes the EW Pop Culture Personality Test (with bonus 'El Superbeasto' clip!)

rob-zombie_lThe making of Halloween II (in theaters Friday) was a bumpy ride, long before director Rob Zombie clashed with Dimension Films’ marketing department. On a tight schedule, “We had to do it all down and dirty and nasty, which does create a certain amount of energy,” he says. “Your brain always has to be engaged because nothing is ever gonna work out the way you planned it. We would show up every day and go, ‘What’s wrong today? Oh good, the scene that we were gonna film in the rain, the rain towers aren’t here.’ Or we’d be filming, and we’re like, ‘Why is it getting dark?’ and we’d notice that our lights were sinking down into the mud because it had been raining non-stop for 30 days in Georgia. It forces you to be creative.” You know what else has that effect on people? The EW Pop Culture Personality Test. Zombie submits to one below, AND, for extra credit, provides us with an exclusive clip from his next film, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, after the jump.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Name a song you wish you’d written.
ROB ZOMBIE: Like, the theme from Titanic would have been good. That was a big seller. Anything that was sung by Celine Dion at the height of her career, I wish I had written. I don’t actually know the titles of any of those songs, but I wish I’d written them.

The best concert you’ve ever seen?
I actually had that thought when I was at something: This is the best concert I’ve ever seen. It was recently, too. What the f— was it? [Thinks]

Neil Diamond at the Garden?
No… We saw him actually at the Staples Center. I almost got into a fight with the guy next to me. I’ve got to tell you, I’ve been to many concerts and the Neil Diamond crowd… You know what the Neil Diamond crowd is, they’re people that don’t drink except that one night a year. So you get this drunken lawyer next to you, and you go, I swear to god, I am gonna punch this guy in the face the next time he bumps into me. And if he spills that drink on Sheri [Zombie's wife] it’s on. I was sittin’ there like, I’m gonna kill this f—in’ guy, and I’m at a Neil Diamond concert. Same thing at Fleetwood Mac. Go to Ozzfest, it’s like, these people drink for a living, they’re fine. You go to Neil Diamond, it’s like everyone’s a jackhole. But that doesn’t answer your question… I saw Buck Owens at the House of Blues a couple years before he died. I really thought that was the greatest concert I ever saw. It was giving me chills, every song he played, because I was a huge Buck Owens fan. READ FULL STORY »

Aug 27 2009 10:30 AM ET

Josh Wolk's Pop Culture Club talks 'Vacation': Does it make you yearn for (or dread) Chevy Chase's return?

Vacation-Beverly-Chevy_lWhat with August coming to an end and the looming arrival of Labor Day—the symbolic slamming shut of summertime fun (here’s one more barbecue, NOW GET OFF THE BEACH AND BACK TO SCHOOL, YOU LAZY BASTARDS!)—I thought that this week would be a good time for the Pop Culture Club to take one last symbolic vacation…with the Griswolds. (Though neither a Vegas nor European vacation, because as we all know, those are no fun at all.) But the 1983 comedy Vacation served as more than just a seasonal dose of nostalgia (and homage to its late writer, John Hughes). It also got me thinking about the legacy—and upcoming TV return—of Chevy Chase.

Chevy is considered one of the most memorable film comedy stars of the ‘80s. But take a look at his filmography: He really only starred in three and a half funny movies: Vacation, Caddyshack, Fletch, and for the half point, Three Amigos. (Think I left out Foul Play? Go back and rewatch it, though it’s hard to: In his first starring film role, he comes off wildly uncomfortable with his new acting venue.) After 1992’s Memoirs of an Invisible Man, which was his attempt to break free from his smarmy, stumbly onscreen persona, he abruptly stopped trying. From then on, he always came off as a man who assumed that as long as he showed up anywhere, funny would follow…and yet funny always seemed to stay in the car. The apotheosis of this was his infamously horrible talk show, which should have been called The Awkward Silence Smirkytime Hour. Let’s all revisit the stilted end of his premiere, shall we, which he concludes by memorably and uncomfortably dancing with Goldie Hawn for what feels like three days straight?

His smug certainty that he was funny—even when he clearly wasn’t—infuriated me. It was like watching a highly-paid pro athlete not show up to practice. READ FULL STORY »

Aug 27 2009 10:07 AM ET

New 'Survivor' cast: What do you think?

Categories: Survivor

This morning, CBS revealed the new cast for the upcoming Survivor: Samoa (which premieres Sept. 17) – and at first glance, it seems to include, among other things, an intriguing number of, ahem, older folks (that is, people over 30, ancient in the bikini-happy reality TV world). The entire list, just ahead…

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Aug 27 2009 09:03 AM ET

When Anne Heche gives marital advice, do you listen?

Anne Heche got, well, awfully personal — that is, with digs aimed squarely at ex Coley Laffoon — during an interview with David Letterman last night. Calling him a “lazy ass,” the Hung star answered a question about what he does for a living by quipping, “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’” She advised viewers (and Letterman, though he’s already married), “Don’t get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful, romantic thing to do.”

Is this too much dirty laundry to air on national TV, PopWatchers? Or is she right? Does marriage suck that badly?

Aug 27 2009 09:00 AM ET

This week's cover: 'Seinfeld' reunion exclusive

Categories: This Week's Cover

1063-cover_lJerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer together again? Get out! It’s true—and this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly goes on the set with Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards, who joined old pal Larry David for the new season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Over the last six seasons, viewers have come to expect the outrageous from Curb, Larry David’s comedic exploration of a man named Larry David. For season 7, the co-creator of Seinfeld decided it was finally time to reunite the gang from his old, pathologically revered NBC sitcom, who up until now had resisted the urge to re-emerge. The story line, which starts in episode 3, is sprinkled over five of the season’s 10 episodes as Larry recruits the cast, then plans and tapes the big Seinfeld reunion (viewers will see a few scenes of the Seinfeld reunion episode on Curb). David is cagey on plot details, and will only hint that “Larry attempts to get [his estranged wife] Cheryl back, and the Seinfeld reunion figures prominently in that.” Adds Louis-Dreyfus, “It’s the anti-reunion reunion, and I’d like to copyright that.” READ FULL STORY »

Aug 27 2009 08:00 AM ET

Ultimate Hotties: EW's staff picks

Annies-Hotties_l[1]We’ve spent the better (hotter?) portion of the summer reviving our fascination with the concept of the Ultimate Hotties of the Year — in subcategories like Comedy, Action/Thriller, Crime-Fighting, Geek, and Vampires (apparently they’re popular). In 2007, readers voted Angelina Jolie and Wentworth Miller as prom king and queen; this year, Robert Pattinson led your Top 25. And since favoritism can be limiting, here are the 25 hotties you can’t believe we missed. Now that ’09′s long, strange trip is over, some EW staffers decided — in the spirit of “why the heck not?” — to create our own lists of Things That Are Hot. Slezak and Mandi followed the rules and chose broadly but from within the parameters of the past year, while Dalton and Josh went the esoteric route of just naming random people and/or characters they’ve at one point found intriguing. Hey, whatever. They go around the office impersonating people from Big Brother on-camera, so it’s not like we expected much. Then, once I realized rules meant nothing, I picked my 10 favorite hotties just from 30 Rock. Our lists, after the jump… READ FULL STORY »

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