“That says a lot about life, and about cat massage.” Try to use it in a sentence today! Other words to live by: “Simply start at the base of the rump; then start rubbing it out.” Oh, but there are more…
Who knows where viral videos come from? They just appear! [in this case, on everythingisterrible.com]








Oh. My. God. I may have to transcribe this later, too many gems too fast.
Priceless facial expression at 2:28. You can tell exactly what poor “Champ” is facing. Even the best cat in the United States can only take so much.
Thank you, Annie!
If this *does* go viral, I can picture Kristin Wiig doing a perfect impression of the cat lady in a skit on SNL!
I think she has that cat sedated!
ANNIE this is the BEST! hahaha Thanks! (And nice Empire ref!)
This is thegreatest video of all time-
almost as good as ‘Dog Massage.’
Maryjean Ballner
Author- ‘Cat Massage’
and ‘Dog Massage’
bboks & DVDs
oops- pardon my misspells-
My cat is walking along my keyboard.
(The best cat in the
United States.)
LOL