Create a roller derby name on the 'Whip It' website—Mine is Diamond Princess Electra!

Whip It derbyDrew Barrymore’s directorial debut Whip It isn’t due in theaters until Oct. 9, but I’m already psyched for the roller derby flick. First of all, I’ve watched the trailer probably like 5 times. Second, the cast, including Ellen Page and Kristin Wiig, is fantastic. And third, the recently launched website has a cool little option where you can create your own roller derby name (the characters in the film have punny names like Smashley Simpson and Bloody Holly); it’s kind of like the old “What’s your porn name?” game. On the first attempt, the site deemed my roller derby tag “Carmen Troll” which, frankly, I found a little insulting. But on the second attempt, I landed “Diamond Princess Electra” which is sort of perfect. In fact, I might have all my EW bylines changed to that.

So, PopWatchers, what’s your roller derby name? Are you ready for Whip It?

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  • khrystyne

    Naughty Kitty

  • Jeffrey Bryan

    Madame Tasty Peaches, which oddly enough has been my nickname since 1998.

  • KJ

    Psycho Wonder, which is so much better than I ever would have imagined.

  • B

    First try was Go Go Peaches. But I also got Faith Roxx, which I actually really like!

    Very fun and the movie looks really funny.

  • Cody

    Loretta Vendetta!

    I’m psyched to see the movie and I am psyched to for my new name!

  • Steven

    I went to the website and couldn’t find this namesake generator…help?

  • Roland

    Mother Headbangher
    That is so wrong on so many levels…but I love it!

  • Jean Genie

    Sybil Killer … love it!!!!

  • Jeannie

    Bitty Cha Cha

  • Zerd

    Donna D’Meow, baby!

  • Zerd

    Even better: Crystal 666

  • jagg

    Stabby Homewreakher !

  • Karen

    Little Miss Thighs?!

    Yeah okay. :)

  • Nic.

    The movie looks good. Although, for her directorial debut I wish Drew Barrymore would have stayed behind the camera. I don’t know if she has a big role in the film or not and to me it really doesn’t mater. But don’t get me wrong, I really like her as an actress. I just think that if she wants to become a director who is taken seriously then she should really focus on that, at least for her first few films. I don’t like movies where the director gives themselves a part, even if it is just a cameo.

    Oh, and my name was Tori Cupcakes — kind of sweet but also a little naughty. I like it!

    • Planets

      I agree. After seeing the movie, which she didn’t really have a very big part in, I’m not sure if the problem is her directing or just the writing. The roller derby parts are great it’s just the parts at the end that deal with family relationships that the movie begins to get cheesy and unrealistic. That being said, I really loved the roller derby parts…

  • cricket

    Bella Pain…I LOVE IT!

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