Gilles Marini is a Choosy Mom

Categories: Art, Food and Drink, Merchandising, Sexytimes, Things That Are Classy

File under Happy Summer Friday: Important Frenchman Gilles Marini has issued a calendar of his near-naked (but never-nude?) body, the theme of which appears to be "Sex." Huffington Post has a mini gallery of some of the highly pornographic shots. This Sex and the Peanut Butter and Jelly one is actually the most tame. Gilles, who should have won season 8 of Dancing With the Stars, seems unable to commit to the sandwich. He's probably distracted because he's going through his "Sexual Healing" rumba routine in his head. What do you think, P-Dubs — how badly does Gilles in briefs beat Gilles in ass-hugging Joker pants?

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Ann
Fri 07/24/09 7:09 PM

What a idiot. So demeaning.

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Chantal
Fri 07/24/09 8:42 PM

Sandwich or not sandwich, Gilles is one hot sexy dude and these pics are fantastic. They are not only very tasty from an artistic standpoint, but i could eat the man anyday of the week, and Sunday!

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Amanda
Fri 07/24/09 8:46 PM

Have you guys actually have a look at the Calendar? It’s really a work of art. All of the pictures are in B&W and very tasteful. I’m a huge fan of Gilles and also of a the work of Fred GOUDON, the guy who’s discovered him originally before we had him on Sex and the City. Don’t take my word for it, just check http://fredgoudon.blogspot.com !!

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Clarissa
Sat 07/25/09 3:52 AM

Okay it took me way, way too long to get what the title of this was referring to…

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