Instyle.com has the first look at Nordstrom's Twilight: New Moon collection, which will hit stores in October. We're talking T-shirts (supercute if you really don't mind broadcasting that you're a Twi-hard), jewelry, jackets, etc. Personally, I don't foresee buying anything unless that life-size cutout of Robert Pattinson sporting a sharp suit is for sale. What? I'm just saying that I have space in my office and that he would help balance out the wall that already bears a 3-foot-tall framed reproduction of EW "Buffy's back!" cover and a tiny-by-comparison Talladega Nights clock. Also, it might be fun for about a week to blow him a kiss goodbye like I was Laverne & Shirley and he was a Beatles poster.
Which would you be more likely to purchase: A Twilight T-shirt or a Pattinson cutout? I doubt Nordstrom will be selling them, but I hope that after reading my/our enthusiasm, stores will see the attention-getting benefit of having, say, five of them on the floor to draw customers in for cellphone photo ops. I do pity the employee whose job will become body-guarding them though.
P.S. As there are no bare biceps, I cannot, in good conscience, add the Taylor Lautner Bicep Watch category to this post, but I will mention that InStyle.com is also already teasing their December issue Man of Style feature with the actor. A life-size cutout of Lautner in this leather jacket, Nordstrom. Think about it.
For more Twilight coverage, head to EW's Twilight HQ.