Jul 14 2009 08:43 PM ET

An Ode to Today's Internet-Based 'Bachelorette' Spoilers

Categories: The Bachelorette

Bachelorette_l The spoilers are dropping like Jillian's dress
On her last date with Reid — oh that girl she's a mess
The spoilers are dropping, so you better stop reading
If you hate TV rumors, how your ears will be bleeding

Some blogs they report that Sir Reid is returning
He once got the boot but his heart is still burning
To a hot total stranger, he could not say 'love'
Thus did not get a rose, when push came to shove

And puppy-eyed Ed? He sparks gab at this junction
And not just because of his erectile dysfunction
If gossip is true at the end he proposes
Good thing silly Jilly kept giving him roses

But what's this we hear about Ed’s secret lover?
He seems too sincere to keep that undercover
We refuse to believe that sweet Ed is a meanie
Instead we shall focus on his hot, green mankini

And the final rumor re: the ABC franchise
Is next season will follow a man self-aggrandized
He's got a hot 12-pack, his body is ripped sin
Meet your new Bachelor! His name may be Kiptyn!

What do you think of the sudden spurt of Bachelorette spoilers? (Reps from ABC and Warner Bros. declined to comment on any of the above.) Do you believe Reid will return, Ed will propose, and Kiptyn will be the next Bachelor? And could this "Ed has a girlfriend" rumor have any weight behind it? Say it ain't so, folks. Also: Team Ed! And further also: Read Kristen Baldwin's GENIUS recap of last night's Bachelorette episode,check out host Chris Harrison's can't-miss behind-the-scenes blog, and then follow me on Twitter @EWMichaelSlezak!

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  • norah

    Love it! I have had some serious Micheal S. withdrawls since AI wrapped! Oh yea, and team Ed.

  • Jennifer

    Ed couldn’t hang long enough to do the deed
    Jillian really blew it by not picking Reid

  • Ed Lover

    I have one thing to say: TEAM ED!!!!!!!!!

  • stevenjaba

    Michael – you’re the best. I always agree with you 100% on AI. This… not so much. Ed is boooooorrring. Jill and Reid have chemistry. I hope he comes back and they end up together!

  • Louisa

    Team Reid!!! I’m hoping

  • Mary

    I’m for Team ED. Love him and her together. But I’m ready for the drama….can’t wait to watch!

  • Jp

    TEAM REID!

  • victoria

    I like the idea of Reid returning. I like Ed from the start, but Reid really grew on me after Ed left and then came back. I really dislike the idea of Kiptyn as the next bachelor. He’s just so incredibly dull. I was kind of hoping for a new bachelor, someone we haven’t seen before. If they did choose someone from this season, though, I’m pulling for the always adorable Michael.

  • licia

    TEAM REID!! actually i don’t mind if jillian doesn’t pick reid- then i can have him all to myself!

  • FG

    Maybe the rumored “girlfriend” Ed has is actually Jillian… since they wrapped show taping months ago. If Jillian picked Ed, they may be trying to Secretly see each other (wigs, diguises) until the show’s over. OR, he could be trying to throw-off the Gossip mongers by taking a Friend out and pretending it’s something more serious. However, I’ve never read/heard the actual rumor. Anybody know the Gossip Story about Ed and a possible girlfriend?

  • licia

    TEAM REID!! actually i don’t mind if jillian doesn’t pick reid- then i can have him all to myself!

  • Jacq

    Jillian say it ain’t so…you sent the wrong guy home. Reid was the most real guy there. Holding on hope that Reid does come back and says all the things she needed to hear…and they live happily ever after.

  • Walker’s mom

    loved Ed from the start.Reid grew on me too.Kypton’s family could be a deal breaker. I forsee Jake being the next bachelor,smart,hunky,looking for a serious relationship and scandle free.

  • nancy

    After reading Chris’ blog, I believe the book isnt closed on the chapter of Jillian and Reid. If you read between the lines it seems as if Reid does come back to tell Jillian how he felt. It would explain a little bit of the drama shown in the previews.
    As far as Ed, he sported those bikini shorts oh so well…nice legs!

  • kahuna

    I’m Team Ed. I don’t blame him for not wanting sloppy seconds or maybe even thirds. Ed wants to take care of Jilli. Even in this age of equality, most women still love a man who at least wants to take care of them. It lets a girl know that she is cherished and loved. I hope that Jilli had sense enough to realize that.

  • Karen

    Team Reid. I thought Jill blew it by sending him away. I love the way he took responsibility for Jill not giving him a rose. What a great guy. I hope he is the next bachelor.

  • chris@describecommunications.com

    Hilarious!

  • leo

    I think Ed MAY have had a girlfriend (a girl he was seeing not a steady girlfriend) – the guy is hot and has a great job and inice to boot. Of course he had his share of dates. I think he has enough integrity to NOT have done this were he in a steady serious relationship so we are talking about is that possibly, he left to return to Chicago to tidy up all his affairs Could be that he did this and realized my God this could be the real deal, and he wanted to tidy up some of his affairs – not just with work but with making sure his regular date was clear that things even casually were over to leave no doubt that he was free to pursue Jill once he knew he really wanted to.
    As for Kiptyn to me it was a shock she chose him over Reid – like a complete shock – he’s not right for her.
    I do hope that Reid has a chance (orchestrated for ratings or not) to go and lay his heart bare so she knows how he feels. I hope she hears him out and I would be thrilled if she ends up with him.

  • Funtricia Gina

    Jillian is in for some heartbreak…. how could she send the man that wouldn’t hurt a fly home? Hi Reid, holla at me http://www.funwithgina.com/profile.php?show_profile_id=29

  • LB

    If she ends up picking Reid, isn’t she just settling than less than what she wanted? She let him go over Kip and Ed for a reason.
    Anyway, Team Ed all the way! I don’t know if he had a girlfriend or not but he’s been listed as single on every social network for months and months. So maybe this girlfriend was casual dating, in which case who cares? Jillian’s casually dating 30 other men.

  • Lori

    Okay…so it’s now obvious to me as to what REALLY went wrong in the bedroom with Ed & Jill.
    1st hint? Those ridiculously silly little shorts! Either his circulation was totally cut off OR he was castrated a while ago (hence the girly looking smoothness in the shorts). C’mon..the camera lens was dead center on Ed’s…um…”area”.
    haha
    That’s my thought. Also, he seemed WAY too eager when he blurted out that “I love you!” on the video message.
    Team Reid!! (Especially since his office is approximately 20 minutes away from me) ;)

  • Blair

    Why didn’t anyone think of that fact the factors going against Ed and Jilli that night weren’t only the fact that they had a long day, but that Jilli probs slept with 2 other guys two preceding nights? Ed is the clear choice, I think, and I agree that Kip isn’t right for her. He’s way too straight. Ed is a good mix of the positive attributes of both Kip and Reid. Team Ed!

  • hopedreamcomestrue

    TEAM REID!!! please bring Reid back and we will see the happy ending!

  • Christinaq

    BOOO I want Jake as the next bachelor…Kyptin is boring.

  • Javabooknut

    Yes Kipton is hot. But he’s also dull, shallow, dull, arrogant and self important. Did I say dull? If he’s the next bachelor I’m not watching. Jake’s boring too. Way better would be Michael, Sasha, Reid, actually almost anyone. Can’t stand Kypton.

  • Jacoblover

    Team Reid all the way!! Wished he had been more articulate about his feelings with Jill during their Hawaii date and even when he sat down with her on the bench. But it’s undeniable to see that they have the most chemistry and the most fun with each other. I love how they can goof around alot and make each other laugh and just challenge each other without much effort. I hope he returns to articulate his feelings and prove to Jill that she’ll be the most happiest with him. As sweet and hot as Kip is I seriously don’t want him as the next bachelor. He just strikes me as dull. I’d love either Michael or Jake to be given that title. Oh yeah seeing Reid sad broke my heart. I love the guy so much. His voice, those glasses, his smile, his goofiness, that body.. but most importantly he’s just the most fun and jill said that she found her best friend in him.. Please please I hope Reid returns… They just deserve each other! :0)

  • c

    wouldn’t Michael and his twin make much more entertaining Bachelors than Kiptyn?

  • Dee

    Non of these guys are for Jillian. If she gets with one it will end soon enough. I liked Ed but now I don’t see the chemistry.

  • Connie

    Won’t watch a whole season of Kiptyn. I don’t even watch his segments now.

  • Jen

    Can’t stand Kyptin (or however you spell his dorky name)! He’s arrogant and boring. Jake would be the perfect next Bachelor!

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